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It's now said that masterbation makes you go blind is a myth.
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But I think it is still true.
I have conducted genuine research into this.
For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.
The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.
Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text |
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"But I think it is still true.
I have conducted genuine research into this.
For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.
The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.
Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text "
Said while shambling around with arms outstretched in front of me:
What?... Who said that?
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"To be fair on here, I don't expect guys to actually read.
I agree, gave up on that hope within a few weeks "
I gave up on a lot of things withing a few weeks of been on here |
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I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.
Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"
Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.
He said " so do I, magic isn't it!" |
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"I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.
Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"
Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.
He said " so do I, magic isn't it!" "
Had it affected your eyesight? |
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"I went to my optician a couple of weeks ago as I had noticed a deterioration of eyesight.
Before the examination he asked me" did I mastrubate?"
Timidly I admitted to choking the chicken a couple of times a day.
He said " so do I, magic isn't it!"
Had it affected your eyesight? "
Oy if it gets iny eyes. |
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"But I think it is still true.
I have conducted genuine research into this.
For said research I have a single female profile. My filters allow single men to message me.
The contents of my profile inbox reveal that 99 out of 100 messages are in fact from wankers.
Otherwise they would be able to read the profile text "
This made me lol louder than it should have. |
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