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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??
And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers  )… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be the one that makes the coffee while the lead characters are standing in line in the coffee shop discussing the murders."
Haha good one!!!!! X  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd be the one that makes the coffee while the lead characters are standing in line in the coffee shop discussing the murders.
Haha good one!!!!! X "
*curtsies* 
What you don't see is how my character arc goes... later that day I'm overthinking the murders and winding myself up into such a frenzy of fear that I crash into a tree on the drive home, the car rolls down the embankment into the river and I drown.
A sad ending... but I think that makes me the killer's next victim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way
OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.
NBVN x |
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I’d be that one doing the sensible thing.
Not going to the cabin in the woods, washing my hair.
Halloween, strange bloke walking around town, I’m driving to the next town.
Blair Witch, nope you three go ahead, still washing my hair.
Don’t fancy being a camp counsellor at Camp Crystal ‘Jason Vorhees’ Lake.
Sorry need a bigger boat before I go shark hunting.
Caretaker at a big hotel over the winter ….nope
And finally I’d never run upstairs if I’m being chased |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your the friendly dog that warns everyone but they ignore him
“Why’s kylie acting up? Something not right, what it is girl”
“Bark” "
Haha!! I’m kinda on board with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d be the Father Ted version of the priest in The Exorcist.
“Possessed by a demon you say?
Projectile vomiting and a spinning head?
Well, that would be an ecumenical matter…” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The weird, eccentric monster hunter who nobody believes until near the end when all the serious shit starts to happen. It's open as to whether I finally nail the monster or it gets me..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be the lass stood there flipping the light switch on and off in a panic 5 minutes before realising I’ve got an evil twit stood behind me."
This made me nervous giggle for some reason...and look behind me 
NBVN x |
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"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way
OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.
NBVN x"
Care to team up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way
OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.
NBVN x
Care to team up? "
As long as you agree not to literally stab me in the back
NBVN x |
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"Oh my goodness what a thought. Even though its just a film I would probably pee my pants with nerves and not in any kind of naughty watersport way
OK... I would be the evil mastermind who instructs and controls the killer.... and I mustn't get killed or caught, and I live happily ever after.
NBVN x
Care to team up?
As long as you agree not to literally stab me in the back
NBVN x"
Can’t make any promises
Oh go on then it’s a deal - we’ll rule the world! |
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"Token brown guy that gets killed first 
Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this.
Ha ditto"
Not in a modern horror film, I’d reckon you’d definitely be last or second to last with the gender neutral person.
But a wise cracking brown guy would probably survive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd definitely be Hannibal lecter. hello Clarice..
I could never be Hannibal. I don't like liver.  "
What about the fava beans and a nice Chianti hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth-hfth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Token brown guy that gets killed first
Is it terrible that I scrolled up to see if anyone said this.
Ha ditto
Not in a modern horror film, I’d reckon you’d definitely be last or second to last with the gender neutral person.
But a wise cracking brown guy would probably survive "
Yuss! |
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By *w5kerriTV/TS
over a year ago
SIN BIN CITY |
"Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??
And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers )… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl
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*specifically* I'll be Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby plssss |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You are definitely promiscuous slute who's offed in the first ten minutes - after she's had sex/got her boobs out though.
I'd be the know it all nerdy token black(ish, look racially ambiguous is enough) person who thinks they know exactly what's going on, bit too confident and ends up being slaughtered any way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You are definitely promiscuous slute who's offed in the first ten minutes - after she's had sex/got her boobs out though.
I'd be the know it all nerdy token black(ish, look racially ambiguous is enough) person who thinks they know exactly what's going on, bit too confident and ends up being slaughtered any way."
Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp
I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp
I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!! "
Oh isn't it! Oh Kylie, I've missed your posts. Flippin' love succubus energy. Also, the soundtrack! The outfits! The love hate friendship. It has everything.
Yeah, you're definitely banged then killed material.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be a Cenobite. 100% no doubt about it. I regularly search flea markets and carboot sales in the hope of finding an antique "puzzle box" so I can be "shown the sights" and eventually become one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha the one that usually gets banged by the hot bf and then they die together? yeeeepp
I was watching Jennifer’s body last night. So iconic!!!
Oh isn't it! Oh Kylie, I've missed your posts. Flippin' love succubus energy. Also, the soundtrack! The outfits! The love hate friendship. It has everything.
Yeah, you're definitely banged then killed material. "
gonna make sure it’s the bang of my and his life then
Can I say, loving the outfits, the low rise jeans!!! She’s iconic .. and yes succubus energy is unreal x
God I love that film!! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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The guy who misses obvious killer moves, like someone revving up a chainsaw, instead asks around if it's going to rain. Killer kills me by chopping arms and legs and head off as I try not to shit pants crawling backwards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy who misses obvious killer moves, like someone revving up a chainsaw, instead asks around if it's going to rain. Killer kills me by chopping arms and legs and head off as I try not to shit pants crawling backwards. "
Haha very detailed! I like that |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Super random question, but as I was walking about in Angel , it had me wondering, who would I be if I were in a horror film? Which type of character would you be??
And I’m thorn between the final girl or the promiscuous bitch who gets murdered after sex (purely for my knockers )… tho , I must say, I’ve mellowed a lot recently, so I may be the final girl
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I'm either Jason Voorhees or the guy who gets trashed after trying to stand up against an aggressor.
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