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Impart your wisdom to us all, Fabsters!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We’ve all lived and learned, haven’t we? Made some mistakes along the way, or had great successes!
So c’mon then you sex-crazed funksters, share all your learned wisdom with us all!
Either serious or *not quite* so serious, all are welcome here (this is an inclusive thread!  )
Maybe you need to tell us not to drink those bottles with the strange yellow liquid in that you sometimes find on the side of the road, or maybe that the path to true enlightenment is through mindfulness, investigation, energy, happiness, tranquility, concentration and equanimity?
I’m in sponge mode right now, ready to absorb your wisdom. Educate me!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here’s a couple from me to start us off.
Kiddies: I know you just want to party but here’s a tip just for you. When you finally get on that property ladder, aim to clear your mortgage asap by paying off additional payments if you are ever able to and as and when your mortgage t&cs allow!
Oh. And squirting is just wee, really, isn’t it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One for the chaps: You know those pineapple chunks/rings you often see in urinals?
They taste off to me and I rather suspect that they’re not really pineapple…. "
Ooh I think I prefer those though, got a certain bitterness to them  |
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From experience - If you're going on a night out and having a drink or ten, we can't stress enough the importance of being well hydrated beforehand. Have the odd glass of water too through the evening. Those people who are "hanging" the next day are dehydrated. Happy boozing all  |
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A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"
Some of the responses:
Dont think about clowns
Buried treasure
Smile at ducks
Hug things with floppy ears
Find something you love
Some sage advice from some smart kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One for the chaps: You know those pineapple chunks/rings you often see in urinals?
They taste off to me and I rather suspect that they’re not really pineapple…. "
Mmmm nom nom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"
Some of the responses:
Dont think about clowns
Buried treasure
Smile at ducks
Hug things with floppy ears
Find something you love
Some sage advice from some smart kids"
I love this!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to think, why put something off till tomorrow, if you can put it off till the day after.
Instead...
Do something which scares you every day!
Because the build up is by far worse than the actual thing you are scared of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose if you have never felt the pain of a love lost, how can you know the joy of love found"
ignorance trumps insanity
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
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I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last "
Someone hacked my account, that wasnt me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last
Someone hacked my account, that wasnt me. "
You sound like a politician. |
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"From experience - If you're going on a night out and having a drink or ten, we can't stress enough the importance of being well hydrated beforehand. Have the odd glass of water too through the evening. Those people who are "hanging" the next day are dehydrated. Happy boozing all "
I second this! If I drink water in-between my d*unks I feel so much better the next day! Unless it's gin or red wine then I'm just dead anyway no matter how much water!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose "
Grieving is a process you have to learn your way through. If you never learn how to then one day you will be overwhelmed. |
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When someone comes to you with their problems, don't try to fix it for them. Listen, let them work through their emotions and situations safely with you as a listening ear. You will be helping far more than if they feel you have the solution for them.
Unless they need you to open a jar or something then yeah.. do that haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"
Some of the responses:
Dont think about clowns
Buried treasure
Smile at ducks
Hug things with floppy ears
Find something you love
Some sage advice from some smart kids"
I'm going to spend the weekend smiling at ducks!
Don't tolerate crap from someone just because they're family. Set your boundaries proceed through life with self-respect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The voice lady on Google maps is not knowing it all and sometimes she fucks it up tremendously..."
And sometimes she turns into a man for a split second  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Take a few moments right mow to make an absolute decision to take medication if a psychiatrist tells you that you are psychotic.
Make the commitment that you will do so no matter what. Even if you think its poison, even if you are sure its a tracker that will keep tags on you.
You might bail out if it ever happens to you, but who knows? Maybe you will remember that comitment and take the pills even though you are terrified.
Smiles!
Fay x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whenever you come across a term on fab you don't understand, always Google it.
And if someone suggests googling duck penis pictures, it's always a good idea to do that too "
Ffs I'm eating a pot noodle!!!
Correction, I was eating a pot noodle. |
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"Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
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You have a bleak world view. Do you have any social media channels where I can lap up this wisdom further? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very few people are actually selfless.
Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.
Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.
Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.
You have a bleak world view. Do you have any social media channels where I can lap up this wisdom further?"
Well, now you mention it ... |
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"Whenever you come across a term on fab you don't understand, always Google it.
And if someone suggests googling duck penis pictures, it's always a good idea to do that too
Ffs I'm eating a pot noodle!!!
Correction, I was eating a pot noodle. "
You're welcome, as ever. I consider it a public service  |
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