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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve taken a good long look at your profile, and think I’ve sussed your problem.
You’re a man.
There’s your problem right there.
If you had a foof rather than a cock you’d be knee deep in offers. It’s the way of the world, my friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve taken a good long look at your profile, and think I’ve sussed your problem.
You’re a man.
There’s your problem right there.
If you had a foof rather than a cock you’d be knee deep in offers. It’s the way of the world, my friend "
Foof is always the answer ,Dan knows  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried searching the forums for similar thread and using the advice given?"
If that doesn’t work just tell them you’ll jizz on their tits and make their panties moist. |
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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
A pic might help. Not sure what your messages are like, but if they're anything like your profile well............................
This subject has been done to death unfortunately. Lots more men than women and you have to stand out from the crowd, or just get lucky. |
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By *mtasticCouple
over a year ago
Coventry |
Just be normal, respectful and sensible! Something the modern world has forgotten how to do! Why say anything in a written message that you wouldn’t say to someone face to face? I very much doubt that anyone would walk up to woman in daily life and say “I’m hung, have good stamina and can repeat” as an opening line and expect a positive response! I also suspect that if someone walked up to someone and said “hi how’s you” they would get a “fine thanks” and not much else. Just be normal and stop thinking that what you are in modern porn is real…. |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
No public pics...no thanks! I want to see if you might be my (physical) "type" before I interact with someone. I can't be bothered to ask for pics as some men take that as you're interested. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have messaged women on here and tried any variety of ways, where am I goin wrong  "
Well you've asked so here goes.
It's a bland, dull profile with no visible photos and fuck all to go on in terms of assessing whether you're potentially suitable company for a meet. No different to hundreds of similar vague creations that are instantly passed over in favour of ones with photos, detailed descriptions, humour and something, literally anything to create a tiny, teeny spark of interest.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just be normal, respectful and sensible! Something the modern world has forgotten how to do! Why say anything in a written message that you wouldn’t say to someone face to face? I very much doubt that anyone would walk up to woman in daily life and say “I’m hung, have good stamina and can repeat” as an opening line and expect a positive response! I also suspect that if someone walked up to someone and said “hi how’s you” they would get a “fine thanks” and not much else. Just be normal and stop thinking that what you are in modern porn is real…."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay so I've read the replies, I don't put my face on here as many don't especially ladies, I have a job which would be poor taste if they knew about it and to be honest the mystery and secret sex is a turn on for me and I have friends only photos, my messages are polite, never forward and getting sex isn't a problem its the getting sex on here that is, I think the first answer is right, I have no foof, I'm just unlucky, I think unless I put my face up it won't work out anyway,I'm a support worker and best I don't advertise my sex interests, thanks gang you're all legends, some hilarious responses too, one love, guess I'll be deactivating and going to some sex parties instead x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One more thing, I definitely do not and will never compare myself to a porn reality, I'm just not that naive, I don't also message about my cock or say "hi how are you?" Thanks though  |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Okay so I've read the replies, I don't put my face on here as many don't especially ladies, I have a job which would be poor taste if they knew about it and to be honest the mystery and secret sex is a turn on for me and I have friends only photos, my messages are polite, never forward and getting sex isn't a problem its the getting sex on here that is, I think the first answer is right, I have no foof, I'm just unlucky, I think unless I put my face up it won't work out anyway,I'm a support worker and best I don't advertise my sex interests, thanks gang you're all legends, some hilarious responses too, one love, guess I'll be deactivating and going to some sex parties instead x"
You are able to crop the image if you are concerned in anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know buddy I have inboxed my face to interests too I'm just in the wrong place, I try this for some cheeky fun but I can still get that anyway, thanks though |
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"Okay so I've read the replies, I don't put my face on here as many don't especially ladies, I have a job which would be poor taste if they knew about it and to be honest the mystery and secret sex is a turn on for me and I have friends only photos, my messages are polite, never forward and getting sex isn't a problem its the getting sex on here that is, I think the first answer is right, I have no foof, I'm just unlucky, I think unless I put my face up it won't work out anyway,I'm a support worker and best I don't advertise my sex interests, thanks gang you're all legends, some hilarious responses too, one love, guess I'll be deactivating and going to some sex parties instead x"
Sounds like you didn't need any advice then. I would just say there's a middle ground between face pic and no pic, should you choose to stick around. Enjoy the sex parties! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no excuse for not have pics public when photo editor are so widely available and easy to use
You can hid your face like I do you can hide tattoos and stuff
Your profile is your shop window
If I see nothing there why would I reply or give the person a chance
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I know buddy I have inboxed my face to interests too I'm just in the wrong place, I try this for some cheeky fun but I can still get that anyway, thanks though "
But having images as part of the profile is where others would see and may find a interest as well as reading the bio is how people connect |
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"Okay so I've read the replies, I don't put my face on here as many don't especially ladies, I have a job which would be poor taste if they knew about it and to be honest the mystery and secret sex is a turn on for me and I have friends only photos, my messages are polite, never forward and getting sex isn't a problem its the getting sex on here that is, I think the first answer is right, I have no foof, I'm just unlucky, I think unless I put my face up it won't work out anyway,I'm a support worker and best I don't advertise my sex interests, thanks gang you're all legends, some hilarious responses too, one love, guess I'll be deactivating and going to some sex parties instead x"
You don't need your face publicly displayed however, if you message someone it would be best to attach your face picture. Not many will waste their time responding to a faceless message |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I understand folks, I guess I'm just not comfortable with showing myself yet so yeah I'm in the wrong place, I might come back one day and have a few pics up, good feedback to you all x |
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OP, peruse a few profiles from the other forumites and get some inspiration on how you could improve or augment your profile.
Come across as natural as possible, put some emphasis on your narrative and a few discreet photos to whet the appetites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism "
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit |
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit "
lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic "
This is also good |
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic
This is also good "
very good, ici pour rire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic
This is also good very good, ici pour rire "
Et baiser si possible  |
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic
This is also good very good, ici pour rire
Et baiser si possible "
lol I imagine you do ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic
This is also good very good, ici pour rire
Et baiser si possible lol I imagine you do ok"
With my hands yes
Noticed that I had added a ‘s’ at hand to make believe I have to
Hold it with two hands when I wank. But the reality is I need two fingers ! Mind you I still need to add an ‘s’ at finger but it doesn’t have the same effect |
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"God loves a trier, women love pragmatism
Don’t even know what it means but read it somewhere and thought it would make me look like I know what I am talking about when I actually know shit lol well you could be described as the opposite of pragmatic
This is also good very good, ici pour rire
Et baiser si possible lol I imagine you do ok
With my hands yes
Noticed that I had added a ‘s’ at hand to make believe I have to
Hold it with two hands when I wank. But the reality is I need two fingers ! Mind you I still need to add an ‘s’ at finger but it doesn’t have the same effect "
ce n'est pas le taille qui compte |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Okay so I've read the replies, I don't put my face on here as many don't especially ladies, I have a job which would be poor taste if they knew about it and to be honest the mystery and secret sex is a turn on for me and I have friends only photos, my messages are polite, never forward and getting sex isn't a problem its the getting sex on here that is, I think the first answer is right, I have no foof, I'm just unlucky, I think unless I put my face up it won't work out anyway,I'm a support worker and best I don't advertise my sex interests, thanks gang you're all legends, some hilarious responses too, one love, guess I'll be deactivating and going to some sex parties instead x"
OP you asked for advice.
You were given plenty.
You're focusing on not having a visible face photo when that is irrelevant. The vast majority of profiles don't show faces. That doesn't stop them showing themselves from the neck down, fully clothed, partially naked or fully undressed. If you were buying a car you'd want photos. If you were looking to book a holiday you'd want to see images of the hotel and surrounding areas. This isn't blind date, a lucky dip contest or one of those auctions where you buy a mystery pallet of goods. Because generally those three things end in disappointment.
And regardless of your view on images you're profile yet is 10 words long. You've written more in the majority of your posts on this thread. Less than 1% of the site use the forums and you've been told why nobody in here thinks your profile is of interest to people.
Imagine why the other 99% aren't rushing to interact with you?
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink........ 
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