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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else ….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assuming cos im a man i dont get to choose who when and where or if i meet someone is the most annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A full detail of what they’re going to do

Hun

Babe

Bbz

You know that crap

Someone I’m not attracted to

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Manipulation attempts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Mmmmm”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A full detail of what they’re going to do

Hun

Babe

Bbz

You know that crap

Someone I’m not attracted to "

Oh yes, the story is what they are going to do to you, when they have no idea what you’re into

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“Mmmmm”

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A lack of gapping fanny photos.

If I don’t get spelunking vibes, I’m not interested

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By *iss.ddWoman over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Wuu2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm hun when r u free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else …. "

I hate being called babe...

Another thing...im in your area texts

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mmmmm hun when r u free

For you anytime big boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else ….

I hate being called babe...

Another thing...im in your area texts

Oh yes, when your area Is massive and they have no clue, or the fun copy and paste that morning, when he said he was in Manchester on business, good to know I said…..from Sussex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mmmmm hun when r u free

For you anytime big boy

Oooooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Urgh yes, to all of the above, especially bants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mmmmm hun when r u free

For you anytime big boy

Oooooh

Get a room you two

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

A penis profile pic

Less than one line of writing

A crude user name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they fail my 3 message flow test or dont like anal fisting or fisting of any kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though.

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

“I am not a pilot, but… “ instant ignore. *yawn*

“I am staying at a hotel in Redhill/Gatwick tonight…” if I am bored enough I’d reply to say “enjoy your room!”

but usually it’s an ignore

“How do I arrange a meet with you/How does it work” call my secretary… haha. Ignore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though. "

I’m certain you have. I’m sure you’ll remember eventually babes

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Anything x-rated.

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mmmmm hun when r u free

For you anytime big boy

Oooooh

Get a room you two "

If we did we could sell tickets

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

"Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet"

With trousers down and a hairy and ugly, flaccid cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Up for fun babe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mostly people who put age restrictions

To me, it shows how shallow they are, like basically see that and block them away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else …. "

So what are you looking for on here?

Dick pics in a first message.

No public photos.

Desperate or whiny statuses.

Thinks that's all for now.

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

all over

Most things

*I'm looking for a meet

*I'm in your area

*how are you both

*can I lick your feet

*I don't match what you're looking for but....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The yellow box that tells me I have a new message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they ask for my mugshot 1st message your lucky to get that 75 in these days

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

Closed non-reciprocal messages/responses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though.

I’m certain you have. I’m sure you’ll remember eventually babes

Literally...dripping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not in my age range .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though.

I’m certain you have. I’m sure you’ll remember eventually babes

Literally...dripping."

Beef drippings?

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By *aizyWoman over a year ago

west midlands

Msgs that start with Hi slut had a few of them. Anyone with a silhouette profile pic and no pics on their profile, and anyone with daddy in their username no offence to anyone into that but it makes my skin crawl.

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

A profile that doesn't appeal to me would be the main reason other than that messages that are faf or ones that are full of fake compliments or pet names like babe Hun etc .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though.

I’m certain you have. I’m sure you’ll remember eventually babes

Literally...dripping.

Beef drippings?"

Ooh love that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mostly people who put age restrictions

To me, it shows how shallow they are, like basically see that and block them away."

You’re obviously joking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

There’s that list I’ve been trying to remember. Thanks for that

I feel like I've forgotten some though.

I’m certain you have. I’m sure you’ll remember eventually babes

Literally...dripping.

Beef drippings?

Ooh love that. "

I had beef drippings Yorkshire puddings the other day. They changed my life.

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By *tinerant scribeMan over a year ago

County Durham

Just a lack of chattiness. Blunt openings are gross and bland openings are cookie-cutter cold. I want someone to introduce themself to me, not to anyone or no-one, if that makes sense.

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By *eardedman7Man over a year ago

Berkshire

When a blank profile asks you to send a face picture straight away

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I'll always reply with a no thank you. If they were being a total dick they might get a sarcastic remark, but that's rare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

Do u want 2 fuck my wife in da caravan m8?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attached cock pics where it's hovering over a lavvie.

Nothing says "you're hot babe" like a post-shite photie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Profile full of cock pictures.

Women in their pictures.

I work in your area alot.

No pictures

What are you in to?

Hi.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I ask that you not be rude and reply to this message" or similar. Instant block.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

We there's goes my dirty weekend away idea. God dam it.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"When a blank profile asks you to send a face picture straight away"

Exactly this. They want a face pic, but they are local, joined ‘over a year ago’ (or even recently!), yet they’ve got a sketchy profile without a single photo and no veris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When their profile makes me wonder why they messaged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

Do u want 2 fuck my wife in da caravan m8?"

You wouldnt believe how many times ive been asked that,

'Come and fuck t'wife ont front'

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By *eardedman7Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"When a blank profile asks you to send a face picture straight away

Exactly this. They want a face pic, but they are local, joined ‘over a year ago’ (or even recently!), yet they’ve got a sketchy profile without a single photo and no veris.

Yep the amount of message from local people I get are like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

I'm gonna test this...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmm

Guaranteed bin.

Other than that I try to be nice to everyone.

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple over a year ago

Herne Bay

Biggest no no is when someone messages, then messages 2 minutes later with "guess not then" because I haven't responded yet! Like, bro, calm down, you're messaging a couple's account and I haven't even had a chance to show your message to the hubby yet!

Also the ones who message like 6 times before I've even seen a single message and come across like a bunny boiler.

A profile that isn't filled out at all, no verifications or photos or anything.

Also, not answering the question in my profile just tells me they haven't actually read our profile.

And finally, anyone who uses closed language when messaging - things like quick single sentence replies with no questions asked back or anything, makes it very hard to progress a conversation towards anything more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fun now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

We there's goes my dirty weekend away idea. God dam it. "

You winged that gatsby fell asleep last time while you were rodeo'ing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Biggest no no is when someone messages, then messages 2 minutes later with "guess not then" because I haven't responded yet! Like, bro, calm down, you're messaging a couple's account and I haven't even had a chance to show your message to the hubby yet!

Also the ones who message like 6 times before I've even seen a single message and come across like a bunny boiler.

A profile that isn't filled out at all, no verifications or photos or anything.

Also, not answering the question in my profile just tells me they haven't actually read our profile.

It amazes me how many people converse like that.

It’s impossible to have a proper conversation, it’s like pulling teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

I'm gonna test this...

I think you may have sent it to the wrong PO Box

or I'm impatient lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

I'm gonna test this...

I think you may have sent it to the wrong PO Box

or I'm impatient lol. "

Dam sorry, I got distracted!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

We there's goes my dirty weekend away idea. God dam it.

You winged that gatsby fell asleep last time while you were rodeo'ing.

I'm bringing coffee this time, and my cowboy hat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll always reply with a no thank you. If they were being a total dick they might get a sarcastic remark, but that's rare.

Can I have the sarcastic remark?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

I'm gonna test this...

I think you may have sent it to the wrong PO Box

or I'm impatient lol.

Dam sorry, I got distracted!!"

, another oooppss moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they say - No thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"* 'wife wants fucking are you free'

* any mentions of caravans.

* txt tlk

We there's goes my dirty weekend away idea. God dam it.

You winged that gatsby fell asleep last time while you were rodeo'ing.

I'm bringing coffee this time, and my cowboy hat.

And that pair of wellies you had glued cogs on the back.

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Attached cock shots - says in my profile I don't want to see it unless its about to go in my mouth or pussy

Asking to meet during the day - says in my profile when I'll meet

Messaging then, on seeing I'm online, assuming I'll drop my knickers if they message again immediately

All peeves are on my profile

Still, makes it easier to sort the wheat from the chaff, now, if only I could actually get any of the meets I put up.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet"

Hahaha!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I never reply; I’m a miserable bugger of noted distinction

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'll always reply with a no thank you. If they were being a total dick they might get a sarcastic remark, but that's rare.

Can I have the sarcastic remark?

Why would I want to waste my time sending you a message??

Will that do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I never reply; I’m a miserable bugger of noted distinction

Cancels scheduled sending of message **

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Daddy’ in messages when we’ve never even spoken before

‘I’m looking for bbc’ or ‘Pictures of me [insert sexual act] with a bbc’

‘Hi’ subject lines

‘You’re so mature for your age

’

Those are things I’ve got and been instantly turned off by.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I never reply; I’m a miserable bugger of noted distinction

Cancels scheduled sending of message **"

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By *iss_Cali_xxCouple over a year ago

Herne Bay

"Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet

Hahaha! "

Yes! Exactly this! Or the 12 million shots of their penis from every conceivable angle

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By *ekkatransTV/TS over a year ago

Scarborough

When they say “ can you meet now” and don’t even have a profile pic, I’m not desperate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fun now

Sounds like a threat.

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By *errocaWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

Cock shots

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By *lueFireCouple over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Bants and banter are my two most hated words

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'll my her, the misses, wife... Squirt.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

There's very little I won't reply to apart from men offering to suck me off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just the 'I'm often in your area' message. I haven't got any pictures and neither has he.

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Guys messaging me and not reading the profile.

Spelling

“Couples”

Blokes who send me pictures of their “Wives” when a quick Tineye suggests she’s been raw dogging for a living.

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman over a year ago

WSM

These seem to be the current top messages I’m getting

I’d lick you for hours

Yum

You’re the most beautiful woman on here

I’m passing through your area

Will you scratch me

I’m looking for a mistress

Face pic

Hi *with dick pic*

You free now?

When are you gonna invite me over?

Copy paste messages

I always have a nose at the profiles and 9/10 times they are empty or a gallery of a woman being fucked and nothing showing who they are or what they are looking for

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Hey…

That’s it, just hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey…

That’s it, just hey

Had several of those today!

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

If I see his dick before his face, it's not too likely I'll reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, Hippy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Damn, this was my next message to you

Hey hun, baby babe. You up for fun bants and banter?

You could sit on this but I need to ask are you free tonight or are you not interested? Well are you?

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

pierced nipples don't work for me, or tattoos on breasts or thighs.

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

Don't think anyone has posted but...

What you upto

Erm I'm on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey, Hippy."

Hey hun, wuu2? Faf?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, Hippy.

Hey hun, wuu2? Faf?"

What do people say these days for, I'm touching myself. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not much I won't reply to. I'm needy like that

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had much luck on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Why, why do they need to know this, just….why!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Om nom size

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By *ungry CatCouple over a year ago

Belfast

Rude profile or status updates.

No photos or photos I'm not attracted to.

"Can I ask you a question?"

One word or one line messages.

Forward messages.

Rude messages.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Why, why do they need to know this, just….why!"

No idea but it drives me mad

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I don't get enough messages to be picky, everyone gets a reply

Awe bless ya!

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Om nom size

A smidge bigger than that

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The ones who assume you will meet up regardless or they nip at your ankles til you block them

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Up for fun babe?"

Babe? As in babe the pig? You calling me a pig?

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I don't read my message or reply to them. I'm here to read the forum's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we write on our profile - “ability to hold a conversation” then we get a message with one word of “hi” and subsequent friend request.

*sighs*

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Om nom size

A smidge bigger than that

Ok, om nom nom size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always reply back to any messages. Even if i know that they aren't on my wavelength. But I know that some of the girls and couples get rude messages so in that case I would block them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The ones who assume you will meet up regardless or they nip at your ankles til you block them "

The presumption! Such a turn off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're wife has amazing boobs what size are they?

Why, why do they need to know this, just….why!"

Need to know so I can brag to my mates that I shagged a bird with [insert bra size] tits. Duh

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman over a year ago

Thurrock

A blank profile picture

Will fill in later on the bio

Any one line messages, how you, what you up to, good weekend etc

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By *iren4uWoman over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Profile full of cock pictures.

Women in their pictures.

I work in your area alot.

No pictures

What are you in to?

Hi."

This

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By *iren4uWoman over a year ago

jersey channel islands

[Removed by poster at 08/06/22 20:38:24]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently just me

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

A first message that asks "what you doing up this late?"

None of your fucking business.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Sydney University thing.

Like it makes a difference…

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By *iren4uWoman over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

Up for fun babe?

Babe? As in babe the pig? You calling me a pig?

Haha this is what I say to people who call me babe except once it backfired when I realised that the film was older than him.

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By *acavityMan over a year ago

Redditch

When the message is shorter than their username

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually I’ll add if the profile pic is a dick pic

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My mood tbh, It can go in swings and roundabouts depending If I have time or the inclination. Sometimes I enjoy replying, sometimes I just want to shut out the world and perve

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Dom's or asking to watch. Ffs

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By *OXO2018Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

Tongues sticking out give me the ick

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By *Wood82Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Sat here furiously writing all these down.

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

If i don't get fanny flutters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When they ask if we can show them the ropes to this scene, as they've no experience.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m in your area

Any description of what they are going to do

Cock pics

Talking to one of us (well I say it like it happens to me - it doesn’t

)

Any that comment direct from a forum post you haven’t posted on the forum post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most messages

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Single words like 'hi' or 'hello'. That makes me think they really cannot be bothered and are just throwing me a ball to be entertained for a while.

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By *dible_KinkCouple over a year ago

Aberdeen

As a couple, anyone that sends a message angled directly to Mrs, or one that is disrespectful at all.

Single males just writing one word or cut and paste messages that clearly haven't read our profile.

Ones that answer our status when it isn't even a question - again usually directed to Mrs only.

Agressive messages after rejection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore my earlier comment, the one I just got asking if I want my ass ate is one I won't reply to

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Hi wot u in2?

This means they either can't be bothered to scroll down a profile to read it, or are getting ready to start beating off. It's usually 'straight' men as well!

Either way it's "fuck off" and block.

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"A user name like "pussylicker3000"

Cock profile pic or profile pic showing more female than man. You had sex, well done.

The use of any of the following:

Hun

Babe

Baby

Up for fun?

Bants

Banter

Do you want to sit on this?

Can I ask you a question?

I take it you aren't interested?

Well are you?

Free tonight?

Are you not interested then?

All of these plus

How kinky are you?

Are you into mother/son role play or similar

I’m in your area messages

Any mention of dogging or fuck buddy on their profile

People who are overseas ( not exactly local is it?)

No profile pic and the fill in later ones

The ones offering massages and photography

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No public pics

Lives the other end of the country

566 cock pics at different angles on profile or in a message.

Assuming I'll cheat on my other half with them or they're cheating on theirs.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

No pics up yet has on their profile no pic no reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone that calls me (delight) a Lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone that calls me (delight) a Lady.

I would have bet any money that you would have said that lol x

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else …. "

When we are blocked.

I reply to everyone. Even the knobheads who grunt and can't string a sentence together! I make it my mission in life.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet"

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Attached cock photos in the bathroom over the toilet

This"

hahaha

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Anything about feet is a no go for me haha

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

I reply to every message including when I know it's some bloke pretending to be a woman.

Not because I'd be interested, I reply purely for the wind-up opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking for anything like kik etc. I clearly state on my profile i dont use aywhere except here

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By *wingamajigsCouple over a year ago

Folkestone

Text speak - cant be bothered to decypher.

Mmmmmmmm,- makes our skin crawl

Wot u up to ? - ????

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Text speak - cant be bothered to decypher.

Mmmmmmmm,- makes our skin crawl

Wot u up to ? - ????"

Yep, Mmmmmmmmmmmm makes us feel queasy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else …. "

Smokers messaging. Obviously haven't read our profile properly

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

When they have the cheek to ask if I can lend them a house to play in without me taking part then the second word is OFF, the first one depends on whether they want me to be polite or not.

Also when there is no conversation with the lady, that tells me straight away that it's a guy masquerading as couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The total disregard of the first 2 or three very polite no thank you messages sent to the person.

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

A picture of a cock with a boil on the end. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ignore my earlier comment, the one I just got asking if I want my ass ate is one I won't reply to

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single male on here. All you need to do is to wink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything that feels less than just a ‘hello.’

I’m like ‘nooooo!’ You want me to do the work!

I still politely reply, after all it’s damn difficult to break the ice on here, and after a while your enthusiasm is destroyed.

Anything that’s explicitly vulgar and graphic. - I usually avoid interacting with this, I mean, you’ve peaked to early, where do we go from there?

And aggressive abuse. I don’t reply, I do something else…

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

"What makes you instantly think NOOOO

I can’t stand being called hun/babe, and especially young lady

Presumption - “when are you free”?

What else ….

I hate being called babe...

Another thing...im in your area texts

Oh yes, when your area Is massive and they have no clue, or the fun copy and paste that morning, when he said he was in Manchester on business, good to know I said…..from Sussex"

Maybe they look at the map and thought " oh look.. it only takes a finger width to get there" while measuring with their fingers lol

The one that gets me is when I get judged by the veris I got

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

Messages that take 10 minutes to work out.

Txt speak, wuu2. All that rubbish. My spelling and grammer is often lacking but I at least, attempt to make a legible sentence.

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

My bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

My bad

We’re all hear for different things. I get that, but when I listen to people voice how awful it is when someone might send out a cheeky , fancy a fuck?’ I wouldn’t send that to a stranger I wouldn’t have ever have spoken to or I know doesn’t meet. But people are here to swing and meet for sex.

I love the forumites, but we only set the rules within ourselves, we shouldn’t pass these onto the whole site.

*just my opinion, it means nothing.

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

You mean there is more to this site than forums?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

So tell me about you.

Asking me if i am getting surgery below

What do you do for work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

My bad

I love the forumites, but we only set the rules within ourselves, we shouldn’t pass these onto the whole site.

*just my opinion, it means nothing. "

I have no problem with people wanting to meet me for sex. I have a problem with the way they approach me as so many are rude and gross and ignore my profile preferences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Adding - I want to chew on them nipples

. They probably heard my vagina clanging shut in space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Adding - I want to chew on them nipples

. They probably heard my vagina clanging shut in space."

Such a way with words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

My bad

I love the forumites, but we only set the rules within ourselves, we shouldn’t pass these onto the whole site.

*just my opinion, it means nothing.

I have no problem with people wanting to meet me for sex. I have a problem with the way they approach me as so many are rude and gross and ignore my profile preferences."

With every thread I read about how bad this site is and how rude people are, I begin to forget about how many wonderful chats I’ve had with polite people.

A few don’t read. A few are rude. A few have spoilt it that one time.

But there’s so many great things that keep me logged on.

I like to remember this.

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

Any message that ignores the fact I have a husband it’s disrespectful.Anyone that calls himself a bull and asks if I want a real man obviously has no clue about the different dynamics that’s a instant block.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FaF ? This seems to be missing from this thread. Perhaps it has come back into popularity ?

And it should. I think people are starting to forget some are not just here for the forums

My bad

I love the forumites, but we only set the rules within ourselves, we shouldn’t pass these onto the whole site.

*just my opinion, it means nothing.

I have no problem with people wanting to meet me for sex. I have a problem with the way they approach me as so many are rude and gross and ignore my profile preferences.

With every thread I read about how bad this site is and how rude people are, I begin to forget about how many wonderful chats I’ve had with polite people.

A few don’t read. A few are rude. A few have spoilt it that one time.

But there’s so many great things that keep me logged on.

I like to remember this. "

I think our experiences are likely to differ aren't they? Most women here have received gross and abusive messages at one time or another, some receive many of them. It naturally affects the site experience. I'm still here, I enjoy the forums and many of my private chats with people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

………

Everyone’s experiences are unique. But there’s some truth in ‘…spoiling it for the rest of us’ I think that could actually be a blanket statement for lots on here.

Anyway. This is getting me down.

I’m sending out some Fafs and laughs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

………

Everyone’s experiences are unique. But there’s some truth in ‘…spoiling it for the rest of us’ I think that could actually be a blanket statement for lots on here.

Anyway. This is getting me down.

I’m sending out some Fafs and laughs.

I don't wanna get you down, Woody. Thanks for the laugh

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Guys that have cuckolding as an interest. Not many guys on Fab actually understand what cuckolding is about and we find that the wannabes, of which there are a lot, have a really poor understanding of what an ordinary mmf is about.

The easiest way it just to avoid them.

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

Those that call me babe or hun and a recent one that is an instant no is someone saying they have viewed my profile many times

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By *tarflyLouWoman over a year ago

Preston

Anything that assumes I’m horny or wet at that very moment. It takes more than logging on here to make me wet I’m afraid!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

A ten page essay on what this stranger thinks they’ll do to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most messages

"
thats just out of laziness tho

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Can I ask you a question hun?

Erotic literature?

Would you like me too?….

I’m just round the corner, fancy a meet?

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

"Anything that assumes I’m horny or wet at that very moment. It takes more than logging on here to make me wet I’m afraid!"

This ^^

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