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The I Don’t Watch Love Island Thread!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning / Afternoon all,
Just a lil show of hands of folks who do t watch this absolute drivel!
I personally can’t stand the thing and refer to it as the entertainment of philistines 
An I alone in this and should consider myself special…maybe I’m just getting old lol.
Or am I not alone! ?  |
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I only want to watch the fun parts a insta clips do that for me
Honestly I don’t get the popularity. It’s extremely scripted. Remember big brother? Remember the drama in that? Remember people in their PJs absolutely losing their shit at someone for putting a used tea spoon in the sink?
Also not a fan of the shows fake premise of finding love. Be honest. It’s a bunch of beautiful people looking to become influencers.
But I’ll still watch the fights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well it’s nice to know I’m not alone!!!
I’d buy you all a drink haha!
As for this ridiculous term of beautiful people! Give me a vial of Botox, a 22 blade and a decent implant supplier and some lip filler and I’ll knock you out some “beautiful” people!
What a load of shite! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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All forms of ‘reality’ TV are heavily scripted and produced. None of it is actually real.
It’s just cheap and easy content for channels to churn out, rather than producing good quality drama or comedy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't watched it but feel I should before I pass an opinion.
I might try on catch up "
I feel like we can win you over. This’ll be like when Figo signed for Real Madrid |
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I'm proud to say that I've never watched a single second of it.
I used to work with two younger ladies who were obsessed with it, they'd talk about it all day as if it was people that they actually knew  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you all protest a little too much..."
Haha…stepping into the lions den are we haha! It’s more to see if anyone feels the same about it as me…..live and let live…..oh look someone’s trying to flog fake tan on Instagram since there famous now
Count resist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you all protest a little too much...
Haha…stepping into the lions den are we haha! It’s more to see if anyone feels the same about it as me…..live and let live…..oh look someone’s trying to flog fake tan on Instagram since there famous now
Count resist "
It's ok, we can discuss the recoupling by pm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May have caught the odd moment by chance but not a deliberate watch
Only found out from the football that Michael owens daughter is in it but not interested in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning / Afternoon all,
Just a lil show of hands of folks who do t watch this absolute drivel!
I personally can’t stand the thing and refer to it as the entertainment of philistines
An I alone in this and should consider myself special…maybe I’m just getting old lol.
Or am I not alone! ? "
I don't watch any 'reality' or 'celebrity' based programmes. They are all mindless dross for the braindead.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you all protest a little too much...
Haha…stepping into the lions den are we haha! It’s more to see if anyone feels the same about it as me…..live and let live…..oh look someone’s trying to flog fake tan on Instagram since there famous now
Count resist
It's ok, we can discuss the recoupling by pm."
I’m rubbish at PMs
I just wait for the post man to drop it through the letter box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning / Afternoon all,
Just a lil show of hands of folks who do t watch this absolute drivel!
I personally can’t stand the thing and refer to it as the entertainment of philistines
An I alone in this and should consider myself special…maybe I’m just getting old lol.
Or am I not alone! ?
I don't watch any 'reality' or 'celebrity' based programmes. They are all mindless dross for the braindead.
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You say all the right things! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show  "
didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds |
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Not for me but each to their own if they want to watch it. 'Low brow' entertainment seems to be in vogue at the moment. Perhaps some are looking for a bit of escapism. Personally I rather watch a holiday, cooking, DIY or gardening programme when in that sort of mood. |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds "
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
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Just another way for people with absolutely no talent whatsoever to dumb down society and lower the aspirations of subsequent generations who think that success is measured in ‘likes’ ,’followers’ , insta hits, its vacuous shite and i suffered a full episode once along time ago so i could make a relatively informed decision. In short - not a fan! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just another way for people with absolutely no talent whatsoever to dumb down society and lower the aspirations of subsequent generations who think that success is measured in ‘likes’ ,’followers’ , insta hits, its vacuous shite and i suffered a full episode once along time ago so i could make a relatively informed decision. In short - not a fan! "
It is rather worrying when a child’s aspiration is I want to be an influencer!
What is the world coming too! |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
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Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!! "
too much like reverse red dwarf  |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!! too much like reverse red dwarf "
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I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm"
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph! |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!! "
 I can see it now…. ‘I think this specimen has been supplied by either Paddy McGuinness or else possibly Holly Willoughby….am I right?’ |
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph! "
I'd rather have her worn knickers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
I'd rather have her worn knickers "
I’ll go halves with you! Might make for a nice flannel! |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!!
I can see it now…. ‘I think this specimen has been supplied by either Paddy McGuinness or else possibly Holly Willoughby….am I right?’ "
oooh very close and a good guess - but you can tell the way it moves and flexes its come from a dancer…. Maybe not a professional.. but can’t give any more clues!!
Ok - it’s from Anne Widdecombe!!  |
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
I'd rather have her worn knickers
I’ll go halves with you! Might make for a nice flannel!"
Which half front or Back or not bothered  |
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"See it pisses me right fucking off that they make crap like this but had the nerve to reject my reality show idea which I proposed to them.
Celebrity Shit Off would have been a great show didnt they already do that with that fat club thing with that woman examining turds
Damn that Gillian McKeith! Oh well….back to the drawing board for me
Celebrity shit off… now thats a concept.. like pin the tail on the donkey you have to reunite the turd - with the celebrity turd taking part. Call my agent!!!
I can see it now…. ‘I think this specimen has been supplied by either Paddy McGuinness or else possibly Holly Willoughby….am I right?’ oooh very close and a good guess - but you can tell the way it moves and flexes its come from a dancer…. Maybe not a professional.. but can’t give any more clues!!
Ok - it’s from Anne Widdecombe!! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
I'd rather have her worn knickers
I’ll go halves with you! Might make for a nice flannel!
Which half front or Back or not bothered "
We can each take an end and swap later….sharing in caring….wouldn’t want to forget my manners now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph! "
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know "
I’ve never actually watch that if I’m honest. Am I missing much? |
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know "
Well we could throw in some celebrity jelly wrestling.
I'm sure there's plenty of celebrities we'd all love to see naked wrestling each other?
Followed by a wanking contest who cums first so to speak.
Maybe celebrity biscuit game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know
I’ve never actually watch that if I’m honest. Am I missing much? "
Not really, it's pretty grim. I love the concept for the wannabe celebs though |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
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I watched a few episodes more out of morbid curiosity than anything else.
I kept asking how much worse it could get with each episode.
Yep. Utter, mindless garbage. Frequent consumption of that "entertainment" is detrimental, especially by very young people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know
Well we could throw in some celebrity jelly wrestling.
I'm sure there's plenty of celebrities we'd all love to see naked wrestling each other?
Followed by a wanking contest who cums first so to speak.
Maybe celebrity biscuit game "
Oooh Ryan Reynolds and Madds Mikkelsen sploshing for me please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think celebrity love egg island is a better idea.
Lot's of hot female celebrities inserting love eggs and doing activities that ensures erotic pleasure from said love eggs.
Rachel Riley inserting a love egg and playing beach volleyball mmmmmmmmmm
Could turn some of these into Olympic sporting events !
I wants Rachel’s autograph!
Unless it's in the style of Squid Game I don't want to know
I’ve never actually watch that if I’m honest. Am I missing much?
Not really, it's pretty grim. I love the concept for the wannabe celebs though "
Games over rated, when they get it, they all complain no one leaves them alone haha!
Hey you wanted it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Secretly alot of you deep down love it, I can tell! "
i liked 1 season of it about 4 years ago but its just a repeat of the same shite bit like the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the comments in here
Why is there so much hate and anger towards the show and its viewers? Genuine question.
Some of the most intelligent people I know watch it- not getting the correlation between intelligence and choice of shit TV |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All forms of ‘reality’ TV are heavily scripted and produced. None of it is actually real.
It’s just cheap and easy content for channels to churn out, rather than producing good quality drama or comedy. "
I've tried as its all anyone talks about at work but I really can't, it not for me.
I went to see Britain's got Talent being filmed and got to go back stage to sit on a red box pretending we were waiting to go on stage. What I saw being filmed changed what I watch and how little I now belive.
The amount of takes they did when someone got through, the order they filmed it in and everyone was told what to talk about.
I hardly watch any of it any more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I cannot stand Love Island, when first showed on telly, managed 10 minutes of it , this year gave it benefit of doubt, ooh another 10 minutes I lasted, thought f this ! I’m putting a film on
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