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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

?

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By *tarflyLouWoman  over a year ago

Preston

Oh. Erm….

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"?"

Twinny I’m glad you’re as confused as me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Classy

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Classy "

Oh don’t be grumpy!!!! It’s the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Idk if you know this but bussy, boy pussy, is what a lot of people in the gay community use to describe their ass, or at least people my age do.

That being said, the natural position of a woman’s pussy can’t be helped

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

I thought they were in same place on all women x

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

What about a side pussy now that would be super handy

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not really sure this is a thing...

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By *aui.Man  over a year ago

around here


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !! "

They do? I'm no anatomical expert but I have honestly never noticed this.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also, I think you’re confused. Some people with vagina’s have bigger pubic areas either due to fat (like me) or that’s simply just the way they are. It doesn’t make the kitty go back, it’s just the way their body is situated. It’s like men who have a bit of fat before their dick.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

They do? I'm no anatomical expert but I have honestly never noticed this. "

Trust me it’s real !

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"?

Twinny I’m glad you’re as confused as me "

I’m lost

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Now I'm going to b comparing! x

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"?

Twinny I’m glad you’re as confused as me

I’m lost "

Sorry I thought I had clarified earlier! However if you send a photo of yours over I will assess and categorise

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

I call bullshit!

Sounds ludicrous!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !! "

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??"

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??"

Tell me you're a man who has no idea about women's bodies...

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??"

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Both currently sport a "No entry sign".

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Both currently sport a "No entry sign"."

You can only have one? !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Both currently sport a "No entry sign".

You can only have one? ! "

I can have whatever the fuck I like.

I identify as high maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

Explain yourself

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Both currently sport a "No entry sign".

You can only have one? !

I can have whatever the fuck I like.

I identify as high maintenance."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't have a clue what you're on about were it not for her ladyship recent op which has changed this for her. We both quite like her new front facing foof

Mr

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Whaaaaa?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm. "

Yes but none of that means they have a pussy in the back. That is an ass hole

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By *arneygumbleMan  over a year ago

Catcliffe

I've heard of front bum and back bum, but never front n back pussy

Is this like the bird from total recall ith 3 boobs?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm. "

3cm difference.

Would that not come down to general size and shape differences in all people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i cannot stand the phrase ass as a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ass? Surely arse or bum are the terms we use in Blighty

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

My pussy flap is in my back door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one on my head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ass? Surely arse or bum are the terms we use in Blighty"

Natis, buttocks, arse, bum, shit box, posterior

are you happy now?

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm.

3cm difference.

Would that not come down to general size and shape differences in all people? "

I'm no biologist, but I would assume so. And I imagine men's would also vary in length? So, guys do you have a front or back scrotum?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Ass? Surely arse or bum are the terms we use in Blighty"

Welcome to 2022 and the globalised world. You might need to clean your monocle dear boy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ass? Surely arse or bum are the terms we use in Blighty

Welcome to 2022 and the globalised world. You might need to clean your monocle dear boy. "

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By *ubergenieWoman  over a year ago

Neath


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !! "

/r/badwomensanatomy

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Between us we’ve probably seen about 50 pussies in RL (and thousands more in porn) and not once have thought that it’s in a different place…

I’d be worried if I seen one near the back and not the front

K

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By *implynaughty1Couple  over a year ago

stockport

Didn't knew we had 2 of them????

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I've got a sideways one

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

The rear entrance is strictly for the use of tradesmen.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"?

Twinny I’m glad you’re as confused as me

I’m lost

Sorry I thought I had clarified earlier! However if you send a photo of yours over I will assess and categorise "

Sounds like an attempt to get pussy pics!

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By *ri147Man  over a year ago

matlock

What an arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ass? Surely arse or bum are the terms we use in Blighty

Welcome to 2022 and the globalised world. You might need to clean your monocle dear boy. "

Oh I see, I run the risk of being perceived as a Little Englander. To explain myself, I see the terms we use in this country as cultural markers. I’m aware of the global influence on language but I’d hate to think we will end up with a global mono culture. Having said that, apologies to those who prefer American terms, please feel free to proceed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think that's what people mean when they say back door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turkeys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Both work well find back ones don’t tend to be as tight

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit "

At last !!!!!! Someone who knows what I’m talking about YAY !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apologies to the OP on my suggesting you use English terms rather than American ones. Was rude of me to put it in print, would’ve been more polite to keep the thought in my head

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Apologies to the OP on my suggesting you use English terms rather than American ones. Was rude of me to put it in print, would’ve been more polite to keep the thought in my head"

Not a problem

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its when you go from the clit to the bum and miss the vagina that you need to worry about your basic understanding of female anatomy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines on my thigh and has teeth

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By *isteaMan  over a year ago

Around


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

Tell me you're a man who has no idea about women's bodies..."

Tell me you're a woman who has no idea about women's bodies, despite having one. Hahaha

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By *iromancergirl1Woman  over a year ago

bolton


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

At last !!!!!! Someone who knows what I’m talking about YAY !! "

well based on that explanation I’d say mine is slightly more backwards facing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im versatile my vagine sits perfectly in the middle for stand up sex and deep doggy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I feel I missed a Biology class somewhere along the lines.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

bindtheheroine explains this the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is the third time reading this thread and I still can’t make my mind up if the OP was bored and thought he would make something up to confuse everyone in a Sunday

I think I need to do some internet research later

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Pretty sure they've all been in the same place when I've seen them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this to do with drug abuse ?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I think I get what he means if you look at some women stood, for instance, you can see their clit and labia but for others it is tucked away slightly more underneath - maybe because there is more flesh in the front?

That’s my guess I could be wrong. I’ll be quiet

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I think I get what he means if you look at some women stood, for instance, you can see their clit and labia but for others it is tucked away slightly more underneath - maybe because there is more flesh in the front?

That’s my guess I could be wrong. I’ll be quiet "

I think you’re almost there tbh. Some more underneath and close to the the anus, some more to the front and further away from the anus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clear transphobia. Taking the piss.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Clear transphobia. Taking the piss. "

Go rain on someone else’s parade will you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think he's seen a few ???? and I can kinda get what he means ...

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


"I think I get what he means if you look at some women stood, for instance, you can see their clit and labia but for others it is tucked away slightly more underneath - maybe because there is more flesh in the front?

That’s my guess I could be wrong. I’ll be quiet

I think you’re almost there tbh. Some more underneath and close to the the anus, some more to the front and further away from the anus. "

As a women who has one and also is bi I’m yet to come across any that are anywhere near the ass .

.If u mean labias they come in all shapes and sizes but still nowhere the ass ..

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"I think he's seen a few ???? and I can kinda get what he means ...

"

Why Thankyou gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clear transphobia. Taking the piss.

Go rain on someone else’s parade will you "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought they were in same place on all women x"

Maybe he was holding the book upside down to his pals in biology.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had to Google this.

So, the distance between the midpoint of the anus and genitalia is called the Anogenital distance, and there IS variance amongst humans although most research has focused on males. To measure (pictures are provided on Wikipedia for guidance):


"

The AGD is usually measured as follows: from the center of the anus to the posterior convergence of the fourchette (where the vestibule begins) in females (AGD-AF); and from the center of the anus to the junction of the smooth perineal skin with the rugated skin of the scrotum in males (AGD-AS). An alternative measurement, AGD-AC, defined only in females, is meaured from the anus to the clitoris.

"

Girls and boys, go measure your anogenital distance and report back please

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Had to Google this.

So, the distance between the midpoint of the anus and genitalia is called the Anogenital distance, and there IS variance amongst humans although most research has focused on males. To measure (pictures are provided on Wikipedia for guidance):

The AGD is usually measured as follows: from the center of the anus to the posterior convergence of the fourchette (where the vestibule begins) in females (AGD-AF); and from the center of the anus to the junction of the smooth perineal skin with the rugated skin of the scrotum in males (AGD-AS). An alternative measurement, AGD-AC, defined only in females, is meaured from the anus to the clitoris.

Girls and boys, go measure your anogenital distance and report back please "

Better still photograph the research

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Had to Google this.

So, the distance between the midpoint of the anus and genitalia is called the Anogenital distance, and there IS variance amongst humans although most research has focused on males. To measure (pictures are provided on Wikipedia for guidance):

The AGD is usually measured as follows: from the center of the anus to the posterior convergence of the fourchette (where the vestibule begins) in females (AGD-AF); and from the center of the anus to the junction of the smooth perineal skin with the rugated skin of the scrotum in males (AGD-AS). An alternative measurement, AGD-AC, defined only in females, is meaured from the anus to the clitoris.

Girls and boys, go measure your anogenital distance and report back please "

I’m going to whip out the tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to Google this.

So, the distance between the midpoint of the anus and genitalia is called the Anogenital distance, and there IS variance amongst humans although most research has focused on males. To measure (pictures are provided on Wikipedia for guidance):

The AGD is usually measured as follows: from the center of the anus to the posterior convergence of the fourchette (where the vestibule begins) in females (AGD-AF); and from the center of the anus to the junction of the smooth perineal skin with the rugated skin of the scrotum in males (AGD-AS). An alternative measurement, AGD-AC, defined only in females, is meaured from the anus to the clitoris.

Girls and boys, go measure your anogenital distance and report back please "

Are you going to now find the problem men have measuring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

They do? I'm no anatomical expert but I have honestly never noticed this.

Trust me it’s real ! "

As a woman who sleeps with women, no it is not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

do you mean throat and arsehole...?

knowing women are gifted and have three holes in need of servicing as opposed to sissy bitch’s like me who only have two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to Google this.

So, the distance between the midpoint of the anus and genitalia is called the Anogenital distance, and there IS variance amongst humans although most research has focused on males. To measure (pictures are provided on Wikipedia for guidance):

The AGD is usually measured as follows: from the center of the anus to the posterior convergence of the fourchette (where the vestibule begins) in females (AGD-AF); and from the center of the anus to the junction of the smooth perineal skin with the rugated skin of the scrotum in males (AGD-AS). An alternative measurement, AGD-AC, defined only in females, is meaured from the anus to the clitoris.

Girls and boys, go measure your anogenital distance and report back please

Are you going to now find the problem men have measuring "

Ffs where did I put the sky remote

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Been looking at pics of mine now trying to decide? Think it's maybe a more back one? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I first ?????? 10cm..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This takes hitting from the back to a new level

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN x"

try pissing with a hardon unintentional watersports

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN xtry pissing with a hardon unintentional watersports "

We could have a competition

NBVN x

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN x"

Thankyou for sharing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN xtry pissing with a hardon unintentional watersports

We could have a competition

NBVN x"

game on closest to the ceiling?

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By *.L.0460.Woman  over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN x"

I had my fdl 3 years ago & I agree that losing my 'triple ripple' of skin rolls, so it has made my bits look a bit further forward!! A definite improvement, I think! I too had to position myself carefully to pee straight, mainly due to post op swelling

But trust me when I tell you that after my inner thigh lift, it Was a total mystery which direct the flow was gonna go- so much so, that I bought a 'she-wee' and pee'd standing up for a while!!!

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

/r/badwomensanatomy "

Love that sub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I first ?????? 10cm.."

I think s is the second person to measure. She struggled with getting an accurate reading so she placed a q-tip in her ass and another in her pussy, then measured the distance between the two: 5cm. I would definitely consider her pussy to be more on the rear side; does anyone measure less than this?

We need more data!

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Am I first ?????? 10cm..

I think s is the second person to measure. She struggled with getting an accurate reading so she placed a q-tip in her ass and another in her pussy, then measured the distance between the two: 5cm. I would definitely consider her pussy to be more on the rear side; does anyone measure less than this?

We need more data! "

Data data!!! It’s key it’s accurate to make the research qualitative

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I first ?????? 10cm..

I think s is the second person to measure. She struggled with getting an accurate reading so she placed a q-tip in her ass and another in her pussy, then measured the distance between the two: 5cm. I would definitely consider her pussy to be more on the rear side; does anyone measure less than this?

We need more data! "

so funny best ever use for a q tip I just used a steel tape ........I might have to re measure !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP I get you

Please let me share my own personal experience...

I recently had a fleur-de-lis abdominoplasty operation, it's a rather significant op and the additional result of this surgery has basically given me a foof lift or as I called it to Mr NBVN "babe I now have a front facing foof" which we nicknamed "fff".

My 'old' foof was most definitely in my undercarriage area and quite literally had some sagginess which i noticed. But now I have a taught foof which sits proudly on the front of my pelvis and hugs it closely.

Until my surgery I had never noticed the positioning of foofs and in all honesty hadn't thought twice about changing my own. It was just a wonderful added bonus and surprise for me with this surgery.

And if you really want TMI (too much info) I have had to relearn how to pee when sat on the toilet and find the right seating position to stop peeing over or between the seat and pan

NBVN xtry pissing with a hardon unintentional watersports "

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

Where's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just don't know. Kind of middle I guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gee whizz

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By *tewiethompsonMan  over a year ago

Colchester

No OP the belly button DOESN'T count ??

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By *reamblueMan  over a year ago

London

I think OP is talking out of his....actually now I don't know what to call it

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

Are you asking where the cat flap is in their house?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

Middle

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By *onnyadtMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I've always noticed this as well as the length from the tip of the clitoris hood to the bottom of the vagina opening differences. Some vaginas are very close to the anus, you can really tell in doggy when her bum is positioned high in the air, gotta love that view too.

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington

OK, so let me understand this correctly...

There's the normal/front pussy, right?

...the back pussy or ass pussy?

...I assume there's also the mouth pussy/swallowing pussy?

...than you have your hand pussy aka your wanking pussy

...than, uhm , your in between your tits pussy? Heart pussy? Love pussy! yeah, we shall call it the love pussy cus it's close to the heart

...foot pussy? Stepping on your balls pussy? ...sounds pleasant

Anything else? Have I missed anything?

Good grief that was exhausting and it's only the start of the week

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm.

3cm difference.

Would that not come down to general size and shape differences in all people? "

OP may feel that 3cm is quite a large measurement …

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I must of not been concentrating during biology classes at school when this lesson was taught.. learn something new on this site thats for sure

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks "

If you don’t like the thread you don’t have to take part.

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By *edsmudgeMan  over a year ago

oxford


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks "

Oh I know this one . It’s so you can hang your dressing gown on it ,

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

If you don’t like the thread you don’t have to take part. "

… or you could answer the question?

What are you going to do with the answers? What use is the info?

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

Oh I know this one . It’s so you can hang your dressing gown on it ,"

That’s where the bend is upwards. Sometimes it’s sideways / crooked

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By *sagent81Man  over a year ago

Leeds

There only one way to find out if this is true. Ladies line up…

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then. "

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

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By *edsmudgeMan  over a year ago

oxford


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

Oh I know this one . It’s so you can hang your dressing gown on it ,

That’s where the bend is upwards. Sometimes it’s sideways / crooked "

Let me get this straight (pause for pun to sink in )

So you can be fucking in doggy and they don’t get in the way of the tv!?

That’s awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit "

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

"

Thanks mate If you know you know don’t you

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

"

But why use terminology such as "front pussy" and "back pussy" like these are teo different anatomical parts? Of course it's going to confuse people...the vagina is located in front of the rectum and behind the bladder ( anatomically speaking), regardless if for some women it's slightly more towards the front or the back.

It's like asking men if they have a left or right dick, because of the angle and position of their penis

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

Oh I know this one . It’s so you can hang your dressing gown on it ,

That’s where the bend is upwards. Sometimes it’s sideways / crooked

Let me get this straight (pause for pun to sink in )

So you can be fucking in doggy and they don’t get in the way of the tv!?

That’s awesome"

Brilliant! This sounds like a fine example of evolution.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

"

If I want to know what potosi ton works best for a woman. I tend to ask her, re the then getting a tape measure out and then looking up a chart that tells me the position that “should” work best for her.

“No love, you’re wrong, I’ve got the measurements right, and this is the correct position for a woman of your dimensions”

Ah, romance!

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By *r laidbackMan  over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

What is the point in asking this question?

What exactly are you going to do with the information?

There are far more important questions that need to be asked, like why some men have crooked cocks

Oh I know this one . It’s so you can hang your dressing gown on it ,

That’s where the bend is upwards. Sometimes it’s sideways / crooked

Let me get this straight (pause for pun to sink in )

So you can be fucking in doggy and they don’t get in the way of the tv!?

That’s awesome

Brilliant! This sounds like a fine example of evolution. "

So when i hear someone chatting shit, and i call them a pussssyhole, does that mean their mouth can be classified as a pussy so we have a front, back and top pussy that is evolution

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

"

What’s manspaning? Is that the technical term for mapping out the nether regions?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

If I want to know what potosi ton works best for a woman. I tend to ask her, re the then getting a tape measure out and then looking up a chart that tells me the position that “should” work best for her.

“No love, you’re wrong, I’ve got the measurements right, and this is the correct position for a woman of your dimensions”

Ah, romance! "

??? What the fascination with tape measures?

He was referring to a positioning, slight forward or reward positioning.

Don't see where he was even asking what works best for a woman either. Sometimes the position that works best for the woman might greatly depend on the physical size of the man if that helps, but it's mostly experience imo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

What’s manspaning? Is that the technical term for mapping out the nether regions? "

Oh dear

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Had to laugh when I saw this.

He's right! At least, in our experience he's right. With some women we've definitely noticed their pussy is more "out front", some moreso towards the back. In practice it means some women are easier to fuck from the front (e.g. standing or missionary with their legs down) and some easier from behind (so you can get deeper - and get more of your dick in - when bent over). And it seems to be either one or the other.

It doesn't seem related to body size (though obviously at some point body fat can get in the way of both). Always assumed it was just natural posture? But maybe there's variation in position.

Something to measure on out next club visit

I was wondering if I should speak out for the OP as I completely got what he was saying. He's obviously an observant lover.

Very surprised at how few know that the position of the vagina can be slightly more forward or more towards the back. This may be due to a few different factors, but plays a significant role in making certain positions more or less enjoyable depending on the woman.

I'm surprised at the manspaning that so quickly happened here.

If I want to know what potosi ton works best for a woman. I tend to ask her, re the then getting a tape measure out and then looking up a chart that tells me the position that “should” work best for her.

“No love, you’re wrong, I’ve got the measurements right, and this is the correct position for a woman of your dimensions”

Ah, romance!

??? What the fascination with tape measures?

He was referring to a positioning, slight forward or reward positioning.

Don't see where he was even asking what works best for a woman either. Sometimes the position that works best for the woman might greatly depend on the physical size of the man if that helps, but it's mostly experience imo."

It was you who suggested that the info could be used to determine what position would work best for a woman.

I presumed that is what you meant by “potosi ton”? If not, please clarify. Also still wondering what manspaning is.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some have a pussy located right at the front of the groin area, some have one located further back nearer there ass . Front and back pussy! Simples !!

Tell me you failed biology without telling me you failed biology ??

I will have you know I have a degree in Biology. Did you know women have varying perineum lengths from 30mm to 60mm.

3cm difference.

Would that not come down to general size and shape differences in all people?

I'm no biologist, but I would assume so. And I imagine men's would also vary in length? So, guys do you have a front or back scrotum? "

Ha ha this killed me pmsl can’t breathe for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this supposed difference in womens' anatomy documented anywhere? Does it make a difference to our enjoyment of sex? I honestly don't know which position my vagina is in. I'm just wondering if it's been ignored (like many issues to do with women's bodies) by researchers?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Is this supposed difference in womens' anatomy documented anywhere? Does it make a difference to our enjoyment of sex? I honestly don't know which position my vagina is in. I'm just wondering if it's been ignored (like many issues to do with women's bodies) by researchers?"

Yes see a previous post above !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body. "

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole. "

You’ve had that operation haven’t you ??

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole. "

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole?

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole? "

It's this kind of lateral thinking that I am here for.

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole? "

An excellent point. There must be an App for this, scan the whole area, upload pics and get a definitive answer.

Or just ask her maybe

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole?

It's this kind of lateral thinking that I am here for."

It’s called … ahem … thinking outside the box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole? "

The man will let her know.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole?

It's this kind of lateral thinking that I am here for."

Question everything my friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole. "

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames


"Guess I need to relearn anatomy then.

Let’s not get too carried away. From what I’m reading, there may be a variation of a couple of centimetres, so I’m sure you’ll find it. It’s not as though they are randomly distributed around the female body.

Always take a tape measure to a meet so the man can explain to the woman what sex position will work best for her hole.

But how do we know she doesn't just have a far back or forward butthole? "

The last time I saw an arsehole that was definitely in the wrong place was yesterday, when a bloke in a Range Rover has stopped right in the middle of the “keep clear” bit, so I couldn’t pull out of a side road.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

davidandlynne

5th June photo

Perfect example of a back one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

Front pussy / back pussy , who cares just find it enjoy and make her happy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

What?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Middle I think.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"davidandlynne

5th June photo

Perfect example of a back one "

Everyone rushes off to check out davidandlynne

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"davidandlynne

5th June photo

Perfect example of a back one

Everyone rushes off to check out davidandlynne "

They’re probably wondering why they’ve suddenly had such a huge surge of views (yep, I myself just had to have a ganders at the mentioned phenomenon for myself)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depending wich direction its licked fannys can move

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one? "

You did biology, right?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

You did biology, right? "

Read through the responses! You will learn something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

You did biology, right?

Read through the responses! You will learn something "

I doubt that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just a back one for moi

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Ladies do you have a front pussy or a back one?

You did biology, right?

Read through the responses! You will learn something

I doubt that"

Yes I imagine your right there

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By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

hmpshirecouple

14th March

Another fine example

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just a back one for moi "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

my ass gets called a back pussy quite often by couples I have noticed in meets , always makes me chuckle and amuses me internally thinking about it at the time

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