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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course.
Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off.
Or hide. that's what I'd do.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course.
Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off.
Or hide. that's what I'd do.
PW "
Ugh it's just everything. You know? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine.
Oooooh what dis???
It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form.
Oh my god
Yassssssss. "
Where??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course.
Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off.
Or hide. that's what I'd do.
PW
Ugh it's just everything. You know? "
Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching.
They are pants!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine.
Oooooh what dis???
It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form.
Oh my god
Yassssssss.
Where??? "
Wouod drop you a friendly Welsh message, from one Heathrow resident to another, your age range stops me pestering you though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course.
Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off.
Or hide. that's what I'd do.
PW
Ugh it's just everything. You know?
Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching.
They are pants!
PW "
It's an existential crisisey type one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure why you're having a terrible evening. But if its at the hands of someone else, please just slap them if they're old enough to know better of course.
Or find something you like doing doing and fuck everything else off.
Or hide. that's what I'd do.
PW
Ugh it's just everything. You know?
Hope it's not one of those ones where everything you touch breaks or spills etc and every message is an eye rolling one and there's nothing on TV worth watching.
They are pants!
PW
It's an existential crisisey type one"
It will pass, they always do x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine.
Oooooh what dis???
It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form.
Oh my god
Yassssssss.
Where???
Can get it from Majestic Wine stores. "
Ohh so not for tonight then ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Regale me, please? Funny stories, animal videos, general fuckery...
Or just tell me what kind of wine I should drown myself in
Why is it bad? "
Honestly I don't want to be one of those "things are shit, don't wanna talk about it" type people but if I go into it we'll be here all night...
Just an amalgamation of things that by themselves wouldn't have been a huge deal but feeling all these things at the same time is getting pretty hard. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, i know your pain and feel the same, no alcohol for me would just make it all worse. "
Tbh I don't know if I can even be bothered to get out of bed and go buy some |
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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago
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"Dad joke I was told yesterday if it helps....
Who can drink a litre of petrol?
Jerry can
Not my dad joke!
It's a great dad joke nonetheless "
I shall let him know... he literally walked into our office, said that and walked out... my teamie was confused..
"Did he JUST come in here to tell you a das joke?'
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Sorry - logged off for a couple of hours.
I thought you had a shag on the cards tonight?
Did that go tits up?
Commiserations if it did. Just have a massive lady wank instead and a relaxing soak in the bath with wine.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dad joke I was told yesterday if it helps....
Who can drink a litre of petrol?
Jerry can
Not my dad joke!
It's a great dad joke nonetheless
I shall let him know... he literally walked into our office, said that and walked out... my teamie was confused..
"Did he JUST come in here to tell you a das joke?'
Yep "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry - logged off for a couple of hours.
I thought you had a shag on the cards tonight?
Did that go tits up?
Commiserations if it did. Just have a massive lady wank instead and a relaxing soak in the bath with wine.
A"
Yeah he turned out to be a wanker ![](/icons/rainbow.png) |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Rum is the way to go
Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though "
You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever.
Put it in cake, coffee.
Rum and rasin ice cream ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Sorry - logged off for a couple of hours.
I thought you had a shag on the cards tonight?
Did that go tits up?
Commiserations if it did. Just have a massive lady wank instead and a relaxing soak in the bath with wine.
A
Yeah he turned out to be a wanker "
Bugger.
Better luck next time.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rum is the way to go
Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though
You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever.
Put it in cake, coffee.
Rum and rasin ice cream "
Omg please this is all far too much effort ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Rum is the way to go
Mmmm I feel like I'll have a half empty bottle of rum hanging about for ages though
You can ways make rum balls or trife with the rest, it's not like it goes off it lasts for ever.
Put it in cake, coffee.
Rum and rasin ice cream
Omg please this is all far too much effort " x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely "
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry to hear that. Hope the earlier thread wasn't a contributing factor.
Joke for you
“I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still"
You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry to hear that. Hope the earlier thread wasn't a contributing factor.
Joke for you
“I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!”"
It wasn't, my life is enough of a mess to depress me outside of the forums!
That joke did get a chuckle ngl ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still
You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x"
I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still
You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x
I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably "
Hope you sleep well. Night x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still
You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x
I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably
Hope you sleep well. Night x"
Thank you xx
I'm actually having wine with a friend tomorrow anyway ![](/icons/rainbow.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hit the wine, I did. Few glasses of red has gone down very nicely
I'm starting to feel like it's too late? I have to be up around 9ish and I need to go get wine still
You need to start ordering online. Aldi is a good option. Meantime, ice cream is a good alternative or listen to some meditation music x
I was thinking of ordering pizza but I've already eaten so much shit today I'm just gonna regret it and make things worse. Honestly I'll just procrastinate for a bit then go to bed probably
Hope you sleep well. Night x
Thank you xx
I'm actually having wine with a friend tomorrow anyway "
Even better x |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Bread & Butter Chardonnay Is absolutely divine.
Oooooh what dis???
It’s like the taste of pudding but in wine form. "
I may have to try this as Chardonnay is supposed to be buttery.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear that. Hope the earlier thread wasn't a contributing factor.
Joke for you
“I am writing a film script about going back in time to stop Hitler’s parents meeting at the Austrian Enchantment ‘Under The Sea’ dance. It’s called ‘Back to the Fuhrer’!”
It wasn't, my life is enough of a mess to depress me outside of the forums!
That joke did get a chuckle ngl "
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"LiVARpool are losing. That should cheer you up
Not very kind or patriotic....all things considered...
Also the Liverpool fans booed national anthem at FA cup final. "
A fair selection of the city think Liverpoo is a country itself.
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