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Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter |
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"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter"
It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought! |
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over a year ago
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
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All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film  |
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film "
 . Alright smart arse |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol 
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before "
They are all the same, i tried different ones to see if it was brand specific lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film
. Alright smart arse "
At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out. |
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film
. Alright smart arse
At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out."
Then the whole lot comes out at once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter
It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought!"
I see the sub-text didn't quite land there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
All your problems would be solved if you stopped putting ketchup on cling film
. Alright smart arse
At least it’s not in those glass bottles that take about a month to get a single droplet of sauce out.
Then the whole lot comes out at once "
The worst. It needs to come in those new fairy liquid bottles. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before "
Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha |
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before
Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha "
I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Surely having the ketchup bottle means you can control the flow of the ketchup regardless of whether randomly decides to go in 2 different directions onto the sea... counter
It just squirts in ridiculous directions. It’s been the last few ones I bought!
I see the sub-text didn't quite land there "
Its Nora, give her a few minutes to catch up with the rest of us.... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before
Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha
I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!"
Get off your own post right now.... the door is to the right..... |
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before
Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha
I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!
Get off your own post right now.... the door is to the right....."
Haha. It’s true! I always got called a snob coz I’d only buy branded. I’m a snob no more! |
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"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on 
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly...."
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape "
If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha
It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space  |
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"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape
If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha
It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space "
I get that if it was 1940 |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape
If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha
It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space
I get that if it was 1940 "
You still live like you're in 1940 |
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"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape
If it came out of a cow it would be poo not corned beef ha ha
It was put in cans that shape so it was easier to store as it was produced for soldiers in war times. Round cans take up more space
I get that if it was 1940
You still live like you're in 1940"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up  "
Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet? |
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"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up
Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet? "
And squirted |
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"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up
Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?
And squirted "
How did I miss that? |
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"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up
Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?
And squirted "
LOL you lot are incorrigible  |
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"Oh my god I squirted ketchup all over my fucking kitchen the other day because of a gammy hole, took me ages to clean up
Gammy hole and clean up in the same sentence? Are you trying to break the internet?
And squirted
LOL you lot are incorrigible "
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
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You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips |
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips "
You’re not wrong there general  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anyone else noticed that cling film doesn’t cling anymore and ketchup squirts in every direction except where you want it?!
First world problems I know but only noticed this in the past few months.
Any other every day things that you think just aren’t the same anymore?
You see, in the pursuit of convenience we have resorted to ketchup bottles that squirt rather than good old struggle of shaking the bugger and smacking it’s bottom until it starts flowing. And now what? We have an uneven spread across our chop shop chips "
Apparently the best place to bang is right at the neck, that's why they put the 57 there as an indicator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up
That doesn't sound like a problem to me
Your inbox may beg to differ "
My inbox is gathering more cobwebs than my gammy hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never got the hang of cling film, good name though as clings to itself..
And if you get it all uneven on the roll well that’s it! May as well throw it away! There’s no sorting that out! "
I know & that's after you have struggled to find the start of it.. |
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"Oh my god I squirted all over my fucking gammy hole, took him ages to clean up
That doesn't sound like a problem to me
Your inbox may beg to differ
My inbox is gathering more cobwebs than my gammy hole "
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"Apparently the best place to bang is right at the neck, that's why they put the 57 there as an indicator"
I didn't know that's why the 57 is there, but my grand dad taught me to get the sauce out that way. Banging the bottom (ooh, er!) is probably the worst place. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape "
Could be worse. Have you ever tried opening one of those frigging fray bentos pie tins?
Impossible.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do they still make tins of Corned Beef with that fucking ridiculous key thingy on
Because a can opener doesn't go round those shaped tins properly....
So why not put it in normal shaped cans ffs . It doesn't come out the cow in that shape
Could be worse. Have you ever tried opening one of those frigging fray bentos pie tins?
Impossible.
A"
That's what you get for buying a pie in a tin |
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"I thought it was just me with the tomato sauce ..its like a bloody lottery everytime you use it lol
Which do you use? I use the Tesco’s one. It was never like that before
Buy cheap Ketchup you deserve to get sprayed ha ha
I was always a Heinz girl but it’s actually much nicer! And the Tesco’s beans are better than Heinz too!"
*adding to list......
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