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Scientists have made the horrifying discovery that if you gene-hack hamsters they turn into aggressive, furry, small balls of fury.
Who knew that mucking around with the course of nature could have such extreme side effects?
Researchers at Georgia State University have released a breakdown of their hamster experiments and included what could be the scientific understatement of the year.
The statement reads: "[The research of] gene-edited hamsters for studies of social neuroscience [has] found that the biology behind social behaviour may be more complex than previously thought."  |
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"Scientists have made the horrifying discovery that if you gene-hack hamsters they turn into aggressive, furry, small balls of fury.
Who knew that mucking around with the course of nature could have such extreme side effects?
Researchers at Georgia State University have released a breakdown of their hamster experiments and included what could be the scientific understatement of the year.
The statement reads: "[The research of] gene-edited hamsters for studies of social neuroscience [has] found that the biology behind social behaviour may be more complex than previously thought." "
Fancy, who would have thought !  |
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over a year ago
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My hamster recently died…I miss her so much. She was the loveliest hamster you’d ever meet, always climbing into other people’s hands and loving on everyone. If she was the opposite, well…I’d back away and avoid all eye contact with her  |
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over a year ago
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"Bloody hell.. is this all over the news?
Too late, he's here.
Now don't panic Tom, they're not out in the wild.
Yet."
He’ll worry when they take up arms  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that you, Gerry?
You can't mix gerbils and hamsters up!!!
I beg to differ... 
Just wait till Gerry returns, he'll tell you. "
I meant I got them mixed up.. |
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over a year ago
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"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them..."
Can I pick one up at pets at home? |
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"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...
Can I pick one up at pets at home?"
Other Pet Stores are available... |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"My hamster recently died…I miss her so much. She was the loveliest hamster you’d ever meet, always climbing into other people’s hands and loving on everyone. If she was the opposite, well…I’d back away and avoid all eye contact with her "
Are you sure she wasn't a tribble? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...
Can I pick one up at pets at home?
Other Pet Stores are available..."
Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.
I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude. |
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"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...
Can I pick one up at pets at home?
Other Pet Stores are available...
Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.
I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude. "
Ask for the genetically modified one and you may get one.... |
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"Breaking News....After the experiment was concluded they were sold to the Pet Trade....Some have found there way to the UK....Be on the lookout for them...
Can I pick one up at pets at home?
Other Pet Stores are available...
Yeah but my local one is right next Tesco.
I can do my big shop and pick up a crazy little hamster dude. "
Yes I got one for my son from Pets at home. Think you need ID. |
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"I absolutely adore my Hamster. He's so friendly and lovable. His name is Parma. As in Parma Ham(ster). (Totally serious).
They don't live long though  "
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They live about two years.
Longer than an orgasm but shorter than a love affair. |
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