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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'd be s'mores. Hard around the edges, squishy on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something. "

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something. "

Careful you’ll have all the pensioners after you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d be a vagina. Nothing better to snack down on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him "

I have visions of a giant Jaffa cake with little stick arms and legs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sour plum boiled sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him

I have visions of a giant Jaffa cake with little stick arms and legs. "

That’s the dream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A sour plum boiled sweet "

Mmmmmm

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

A pork pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A pork pie "

A whole pork pie? Or one of those cute little mini ones?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"A pork pie

A whole pork pie? Or one of those cute little mini ones? "

A mahoooosive one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A pork pie

A whole pork pie? Or one of those cute little mini ones?

A mahoooosive one! "

A beautifully made, delicious mahooooosive one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok "

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

Careful you’ll have all the pensioners after you."

I fucking wish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack? "

Stop fishing, man!

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something. "

Sucked on by old people? Kinky fucker

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Peanut butter M&M’s

Death in many colours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

100 % beef burger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

Stop fishing, man! "

So you do think I’m a snack? Just to clarify? Not fishing, just clarifying before I book my train up to Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marshmallow. Soft an squishy but you get sick of me eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

Stop fishing, man!

So you do think I’m a snack? Just to clarify? Not fishing, just clarifying before I book my train up to Yorkshire. "

Meet me at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

Stop fishing, man!

So you do think I’m a snack? Just to clarify? Not fishing, just clarifying before I book my train up to Yorkshire.

Meet me at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park "

You’re on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peanut butter M&M’s

Death in many colours"

Damn. Now I want some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

Stop fishing, man!

So you do think I’m a snack? Just to clarify? Not fishing, just clarifying before I book my train up to Yorkshire.

Meet me at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park

You’re on. "

When's our meet?

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him "

You'd likely start a conga of jaffa lovers doing this!

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him "

Pah ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate cake, alright at the time, regretting it afterwards lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Carrot cake... Moist and a little bit spicy

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By *ackandsashaCouple  over a year ago

West Dublin

Bbq spare ribs. A bit fatty, a bit messy, but very tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Something everyone hates so I can be left the fuck alone. So like Werther’s originals or something.

I was thinking rainbow drops for you. But...ok

Do you like Werther’s originals though? Like do you think I’m a snack?

Stop fishing, man!

So you do think I’m a snack? Just to clarify? Not fishing, just clarifying before I book my train up to Yorkshire.

Meet me at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park

You’re on.

When's our meet? "

I’m going to surprise you. I’m romantic.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Armadillo crunchy on the outside soft on the inside or is it a dime bar i forget

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm already a snack.

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By *r laidbackMan  over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Id be a fish finger sandwich

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Id be a fish finger sandwich "

...wait, no I'd be this too. Good call.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm….tonight I shall be cheese and pickle on crackers

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We'd be coconut snowballs, ruff around the edges but very tasty

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Peanut butter M&M’s

Death in many colours

Damn. Now I want some. "

I can say the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d be a Jaffa cake. I’d just follow Wonko around to antagonise him

You'd likely start a conga of jaffa lovers doing this! "

I that idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peanut butter M&M’s

Death in many colours

Damn. Now I want some.

I can say the same "

In separate cities, both longing for e-numbers and peanuts...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm….tonight I shall be cheese and pickle on crackers "

Ooh large pickle?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well they call me Subway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chocolate cake, alright at the time, regretting it afterwards lol"

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Hmmm….tonight I shall be cheese and pickle on crackers

Ooh large pickle? "

Full chunky Branston no less

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There has to be a fisherman’s friend joke in here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink panther biscuit- chiselled, sweet & addictive

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Peanut butter M&M’s

Death in many colours

Damn. Now I want some.

I can say the same

In separate cities, both longing for e-numbers and peanuts..."

Thank god for Fab or we’d never have found each other!

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Twinkies. I’m full of shit and I’ll survive just about anything

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Malteaser hard on the outside, melts in your mouth on the inside

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Malteaser hard on the outside, melts in your mouth on the inside "

My malteasers always made my hands messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hmmm….tonight I shall be cheese and pickle on crackers

Ooh large pickle?

Full chunky Branston no less "

Ooh-er

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Twinkies. I’m full of shit and I’ll survive just about anything "

And American?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salted caramel brownie. I'm enjoyable at first, but you'll eventually get sick of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Salted caramel brownie. I'm enjoyable at first, but you'll eventually get sick of me"

Only if I binged

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

The tastiest, chunkiest snack that you’d never tell your friends about but secretly indulge in every night before bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The tastiest, chunkiest snack that you’d never tell your friends about but secretly indulge in every night before bed "

I feel seen

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Sweet bbq Pulled pork, meaty sweet and saucy

This is a lie but sounds good

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Midget gems. Cheap, and you can never have enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sweet bbq Pulled pork, meaty sweet and saucy

This is a lie but sounds good "

Which bit is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pringles once you pop

You can’t stop

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Sweet bbq Pulled pork, meaty sweet and saucy

This is a lie but sounds good

Which bit is the lie? "

Me being sweet and saucy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sweet bbq Pulled pork, meaty sweet and saucy

This is a lie but sounds good

Which bit is the lie?

Me being sweet and saucy "

Isn't everyone here saucy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be a giant gobstopper, just so you have to lick and suck me for hours before you can finally swallow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Midget gems. Cheap, and you can never have enough "

I bloody love midget gems!

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By *irty-pairCouple  over a year ago

South Essex

Cadbury’s Boost: slightly rippled with a flat underside

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By *dventurous biMan  over a year ago

tesside

A juicy rib-eye steak, cooked just the medium side of rare. Tender, but very satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would be a giant gobstopper, just so you have to lick and suck me for hours before you can finally swallow x"

gulp

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"The tastiest, chunkiest snack that you’d never tell your friends about but secretly indulge in every night before bed

I feel seen "

This is my life and I’m proud of it

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A Chocolate éclair

You can't wait to open wide, swallow me down & have my cream explode in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A Chocolate éclair

You can't wait to open wide, swallow me down & have my cream explode in your mouth "

I really should have anticipated which way this thread would go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stick toffee pudding

As I am very sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pack of prawn Pringles

Once you pop

You can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A finger of Fudge.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

Pickled Onion Monster Munch circa 1984

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stick toffee pudding

As I am very sweet "

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pack of prawn Pringles

Once you pop

You can’t stop "

And you taste fishy?

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