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Dear Auntie, I read with interest that cauliflower is apparently good for the brain.
Should I therefore insert the cauliflower up to my cerebrum through my nostrils or else would my ear canal be better? |
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"Auntie Wendi, who are in the clique?  "
The clique is like fight club those in the clique don't talk about the clique, you do not talk about the clique.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What influence do the clique exert on the forum? "
I'm sworn to secrecy I took a blood oath, we can't talk about the clique, it's like fight club. I can't say anymore they are watching.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi, who are in the clique?
First rule of the clique ... you don't talk about the clique "
Excatly, a fellow fight club member. You know the rules I can say no more. They're watching.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Auntie Wendi, who are in the clique?
First rule of the clique ... you don't talk about the clique
Excatly, a fellow fight club member. You know the rules I can say no more. They're watching.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
They're always watching
We've already said too much ... the Eagle flies at midnight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.
Any advice for better orgasms... I mean mine, not others. "
Porn, learn your body and your arogonous zones. Master your clique, once you know your body, then introduce toys to find what works.
Buy a bike remove the saddle hit a cobbled street at full speed.
Then a man teach him, they're not mind readers.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Auntie, I read with interest that cauliflower is apparently good for the brain.
Should I therefore insert the cauliflower up to my cerebrum through my nostrils or else would my ear canal be better? "
Blend some on a ood processer to a liquid then go straight for the vein, it'll get into your system and last longer.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi can I use this platform as a way to stress the importance of the prostate check for cancer? "
Yes men don't take this disease seriously, if you need a poster child, I look good in latex gloves and a dollop of lube.
I'll gladly perform the checks myself.
Fair play to you for wantimg to hilighting a subject that to many men are so taboo about.
Love Aunti Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi, who are in the clique?
First rule of the clique ... you don't talk about the clique
Excatly, a fellow fight club member. You know the rules I can say no more. They're watching.
Love Auntie Wendi x
They're always watching
We've already said too much ... the Eagle flies at midnight "
Fab can be like high school, there's always cliques, and what I say to the mean girls.
You can't sit with us.
Just do you and have fun doing it. You won't be everyone's cup of tea.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Auntie Wendi,
This question has been keeping me up at night so if you can help I would be extremely grateful 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi,
This question has been keeping me up at night so if you can help I would be extremely grateful
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Oh theage old riddle.
Well I'm sorry to burst your bubble my dear. But I'm going to be that bitch, they don't chuck wood they dog burrows in the ground.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi, if a man speaks but there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?"
Women have super sonic hearing don't you know.
Yes my dear, rule of thumb women are always right.
A quick tip some useful phrases that will get you far in life.
Yes dear that's right, my mistake dear, and the holy grail. I'm sorry my dear.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see I’m going to have to up my game…
How far east can you travel before you are travelling west?"
If you keep travelling east, your on a one way path that surpasses west.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a sign on my head that says 'soft fucker, please take advantage?' "
I'll give you a little mantra to tell yourself.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
Repeat this to yourself, once you say this over when someone is asking you for something or to do something.
Is it true, if it fells like it is then you're being used. Say you can't do it, make yourself less available, you'll soon see who your real friends are.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Do I go to a drinks thing this week where I only know the host, plus it seems like a pain to get to, or do I stay home and cry over not having a social life? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendy
Will LFC win seventh champions league trophy
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As the wife of the captain of Newry City I can't comment on any other team that's unfair and I'd be biast.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Do I go to a drinks thing this week where I only know the host, plus it seems like a pain to get to, or do I stay home and cry over not having a social life? "
Go after two year of being locked up we're all in a slump about going back into the big world again.
You'll probably meet some great people you'd not expect, it's a good excuse to get glamed up, and show of how great that bum is looking
Sometimes those nights you don't want to do can be the best.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I go to a drinks thing this week where I only know the host, plus it seems like a pain to get to, or do I stay home and cry over not having a social life?
Go after two year of being locked up we're all in a slump about going back into the big world again.
You'll probably meet some great people you'd not expect, it's a good excuse to get glamed up, and show of how great that bum is looking
Sometimes those nights you don't want to do can be the best.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Thank you Auntie Wendi! 
I shall follow your advice and drag myself off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a sign on my head that says 'soft fucker, please take advantage?'
I'll give you a little mantra to tell yourself.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.
Repeat this to yourself, once you say this over when someone is asking you for something or to do something.
Is it true, if it fells like it is then you're being used. Say you can't do it, make yourself less available, you'll soon see who your real friends are.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Thanks Auntie Wendi xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I go to a drinks thing this week where I only know the host, plus it seems like a pain to get to, or do I stay home and cry over not having a social life?
Go after two year of being locked up we're all in a slump about going back into the big world again.
You'll probably meet some great people you'd not expect, it's a good excuse to get glamed up, and show of how great that bum is looking
Sometimes those nights you don't want to do can be the best.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thank you Auntie Wendi!
I shall follow your advice and drag myself off "
Don't drag yourself. Make a day of it, get your hair/nails done get a new out.
Get glamed up. Put on that red lippy on wear your new dress shoeing off how good that ass is looking
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear auntie?
I am writing to you today with an age old dilemma.
I am a married bi man in a conventional. "Straight" relationship.
On many occasions i have hinted and "tried" to tell my other half about my sexual desires. As she has very traditional values this is not the easiest thing to do. More often than not she dismisses my claim as banter. I suppose allowing this has become my defence mechanism.
My question to you is. How the fuck do I get over this hurdle and get her to accept me as whom I am???
Sorry this is sooo deep. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear auntie?
I am writing to you today with an age old dilemma.
I am a married bi man in a conventional. "Straight" relationship.
On many occasions i have hinted and "tried" to tell my other half about my sexual desires. As she has very traditional values this is not the easiest thing to do. More often than not she dismisses my claim as banter. I suppose allowing this has become my defence mechanism.
My question to you is. How the fuck do I get over this hurdle and get her to accept me as whom I am???
Sorry this is sooo deep."
Bless you. Sending a big hug x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear auntie?
I am writing to you today with an age old dilemma.
I am a married bi man in a conventional. "Straight" relationship.
On many occasions i have hinted and "tried" to tell my other half about my sexual desires. As she has very traditional values this is not the easiest thing to do. More often than not she dismisses my claim as banter. I suppose allowing this has become my defence mechanism.
My question to you is. How the fuck do I get over this hurdle and get her to accept me as whom I am???
Sorry this is sooo deep.
Bless you. Sending a big hug x"
Thank you. Means a lot. Genuinely at a loss over this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear auntie?
I am writing to you today with an age old dilemma.
I am a married bi man in a conventional. "Straight" relationship.
On many occasions i have hinted and "tried" to tell my other half about my sexual desires. As she has very traditional values this is not the easiest thing to do. More often than not she dismisses my claim as banter. I suppose allowing this has become my defence mechanism.
My question to you is. How the fuck do I get over this hurdle and get her to accept me as whom I am???
Sorry this is sooo deep."
The real question is. When your wife dismisses your claims as banter, is that here trying to tell you she really doesn't want to talk about it.
From looking at your profile, I take it you're playing on here without her knowledge?
Opening up your bi side to her will achieve what in retrospect
to your marriage, will this bring yous closer, gain anything sexualy.
From the tiny bit of information I'm reading into, you're playing outside your marriage which will cause problems, as you've mentioned she's very traditional values, so I take it yous don't swing together. So telling her you're bi will bring what outcome to the situation?
As I said I can only go from the little information I've got.
If you need further assistance private sessions are £100 an hour non refundable.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cream first or jam first?"
Apparently it depends on where you're from.
There's no right are wrong answer to this question.
I can say both. If someone gives you one the wrong way, turn it upside sown and that solve your dilemma.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear auntie?
I am writing to you today with an age old dilemma.
I am a married bi man in a conventional. "Straight" relationship.
On many occasions i have hinted and "tried" to tell my other half about my sexual desires. As she has very traditional values this is not the easiest thing to do. More often than not she dismisses my claim as banter. I suppose allowing this has become my defence mechanism.
My question to you is. How the fuck do I get over this hurdle and get her to accept me as whom I am???
Sorry this is sooo deep.
The real question is. When your wife dismisses your claims as banter, is that here trying to tell you she really doesn't want to talk about it.
From looking at your profile, I take it you're playing on here without her knowledge?
Opening up your bi side to her will achieve what in retrospect
to your marriage, will this bring yous closer, gain anything sexualy.
From the tiny bit of information I'm reading into, you're playing outside your marriage which will cause problems, as you've mentioned she's very traditional values, so I take it yous don't swing together. So telling her you're bi will bring what outcome to the situation?
As I said I can only go from the little information I've got.
If you need further assistance private sessions are £100 an hour non refundable.
Love Auntie Wendi x "
You are probably 100% correct. Dismissal is probably her way of avoiding and not wanting to talk about it. Possibly in denial. I may never know.
Yes I am here without her knowledge. Given her current views. I am terrified to fully open up in fear of her reaction.
We have spoken about swinging before on many occasion believe it or not. Always straight scenarios. Same room no swapping voyeurism and MMF cuckold.
Why am I sharing this in a forum??
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