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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Have a McDonald's French fry down the side of your car seat just out of reach.

And it looks the same as the day it was lost

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cleaned my car so I haven’t but I will neither confirm or deny removing one whilst cleaning.

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By *xiled BikerMan  over a year ago

Beverley

Oh I must be old, confession time, Never ever been to a MacDonalds!

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Nope.

Flavourless and completely unsatisfying.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They sort of develop a curious green hue after a few months I have keenly observed - and taste slightly unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry. "

Well done you, it's taken 3 years but I'm once again in the club

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Ah I’m in the almost category. I haven’t eaten at MDs since the early 2000s and I’ve had 5 cars since then. Sorry.

Well done you, it's taken 3 years but I'm once again in the club "

To be honest. I quite fancy one now….bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips. "

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope.

Flavourless and completely unsatisfying."

I'd imagine it would be if you fished it out and ate it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?"

Doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips "

Maybe next time you'll hit the jackpot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fished out half a cornish pasty from under the seat the other day. Didn't come across any fries though, shame...I rather fancy pasty and chips

Maybe next time you'll hit the jackpot "

I'll keep looking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope.

New car !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips. "

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Have a McDonald's French fry down the side of your car seat just out of reach.

And it looks the same as the day it was lost "

Don't you dare accuse me of that!

I would never waste food!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, eating is banned in my cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !! "

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's "

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope.

New car ! "

Time is on the chip's side, you probably won't even realise until you hoover

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know. "

There’s no time limit - fluff wipes off sweeties very easily yes, I’m gross

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"No, eating is banned in my cars"

This is why there’s only a couple of jelly babies - no fries

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

I've got a little jar of salt bags, because the health food freaks that is called GREGGS don't give their customers salt.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

No eating in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

On the car? Do you sit on the bonnet like those women in a Max Power magazine?

Doesn't everyone?"

I tried it. Dented the bonnet. That was an expensive photoshoot.

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By *sagent81Man  over a year ago

Leeds

In my old car 100%. Don’t eat in my shiny new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things."

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry )

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No but there are 4 Haribo jelly babies (the conjoined ones) and I can’t reach them!! When I do, I will definitely eat them !!

what about the fluff?

And have you never heard of the 3 second rule, it ain't the 3month rule ya know.

There’s no time limit - fluff wipes off sweeties very easily yes, I’m gross"

Oh good lord no, what else do you put in that mouth you shouldn't

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I think my dad got some nuggets the year I was born as that was when they released them worldwide and it's in a special glass box and looks the same

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By *ampshire_guy40Man  over a year ago

hampshire

I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them."

Flux capacitor?

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I don't eat in my car, though I do have a bag of Fruit Pastilles in the glove box in case of a diabetic emergency. I should bin it and put a new one in as it's been there over a year unopened!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They sort of develop a curious green hue after a few months I have keenly observed - and taste slightly unpleasant."

You're just a wrong 'un

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a car valeter for Suzuki and u won't believe what I find in trade in cars when I clean them."

That's a discovery I'm not willing to make

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Nope.

Neither of us eat McTesticles though.

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry )

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that. "

It comes free. Nice try though.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Finedon ,

Even my favourite grandkids are not allowed to have McDonalds food in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Even my favourite grandkids are not allowed to have McDonalds food in my car. "

Do you have non-favourite grandkids?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only ever eaten the breakfasts on the car.

Plus, I wouldn't waste any chips.

I bet you're the type that doesn't order chips then eats the other person's

I always order Chips, with BBQ sauce.

And a burger.

And the little cheese dipper things.

Oh I like you, faf?

(That's fancy a fry )

I'll even shout the bbq sauce, I'm generous like that.

It comes free. Nice try though. "

Rumbled

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

Not sure about the fry, but there's definitely a jelly baby or two I need to retrieve at some point...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Oh I must be old, confession time, Never ever been to a MacDonalds!

"

Me neither.

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