To be entirely equitable, not everyone can write lyrics such as celebrated songsmith Bob Dylan but let’s face it folks, some song lyrics over the years have been downright bloody awful, whether it be through a woeful and desperate attempt by the relevant artist to make things rhyme at all costs or else sometimes lyrics which only the artist themselves have the foggiest idea as to the intrinsic meaning of.
With this said, good folks, please list me here your shining examples of worst song lyrics ever   |
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"I’ve got so many clothes
I keep some at my aunts house
Lol "
Tinie Tempah 
And he goes on…..
‘Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour
I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord
I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe
I'm fuckin' crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude….’  |
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I’m going to throw in the following:
‘The painted cow!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
You ain't stoppin' us now!
(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)
Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train...
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!’
Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best |
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over a year ago
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"I’m going to throw in the following:
‘The painted cow!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
You ain't stoppin' us now!
(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)
Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train...
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!’
Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best "
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train.
That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise. |
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"I’m going to throw in the following:
‘The painted cow!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
You ain't stoppin' us now!
(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)
Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train...
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!’
Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train.
That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise."
 And remember the classic (and rather random) ending to their song, Weekend!:
‘Ye-ha!
Respect to the man in the ice-cream van.
Over and out!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m going to throw in the following:
‘The painted cow!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
You ain't stoppin' us now!
(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)
Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train...
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!’
Yes, it is of course German dance act, Scooter who’s lyrics were, shall we say politely…….rather random at best
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train.
That is greatest lyric ever written and nobody can tell me otherwise.
And remember the classic (and rather random) ending to their song, Weekend!:
‘Ye-ha!
Respect to the man in the ice-cream van.
Over and out!’ "
He was just giving props to his drug dealer. |
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"https://youtu.be/3il_JsuTpFk  "
I actually have a bit of gossip as to the origins of this one
Apparently the idea for the song came after the lead singer once got thrown out of a night club by security for his terrible dancing(!!!)
No really - it’s apparently true |
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"Des'ree Life.
Apparently it made no. 1 in Austria, Hungary, Italy and the Netherlands
How???"
Oh yes!
The song that boasts the infamous lyrics:
‘I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast….’  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Lisa Stansfield - All around the world.
In the chorus, she has no idea why her baby went.
In the verse he explains it.
By the time she gets to the chorus she's forgotten again.
No wonder he fucked off...
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"Lisa Stansfield - All around the world.
In the chorus, she has no idea why her baby went.
In the verse he explains it.
By the time she gets to the chorus she's forgotten again.
No wonder he fucked off...
"
Either that or she lost multiple partners through saying things ‘oh sooo bad’ |
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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago
Northern England |
"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no - there's no limits (lyrics)"
and
"Got to be what you wanna, if the groove don't get you, the rifle's gonna
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
Both equally atrocious. |
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"James Blunt's You're Beautiful is rather confused, going from "I've got a plan" to "I don't know what to do". "
As he was an Officer in the Army, I can fully believe the lyrics…. I’ve met many in the same situation |
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"I’ve got so many clothes
I keep some at my aunts house
Lol
Tinie Tempah
And he goes on…..
‘Yeah, they say hello, they say hola, and they say bonjour
I'm pissed, I never got to fly on a Concord
I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe
I'm fuckin' crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude….’ "
Shite lyrics |
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