FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Auntie Ps advice line
Auntie Ps advice line
Jump to: Newest in thread
Been a hot minute since I've gifted you the answers to your problems.
So, what's grinding your gears?
As always, expect a stint at the pleasure of her Maj if you follow advice to the letter. Dumbass. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Should i go home early after a successful monday at work or stay because im in a goodish mood even tho if it gets no better after staying theres every chance il do no better and be moody for not taking advantage of a productive day?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
"
Fantastic question. It should be named "Chunky in my Handerson"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Should i go home early after a successful monday at work or stay because im in a goodish mood even tho if it gets no better after staying theres every chance il do no better and be moody for not taking advantage of a productive day? "
50/50 Split fuck face, but you have to spend the second half waiting at a bus stop, but not getting on.... Keeping how many people tut at you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Should i go home early after a successful monday at work or stay because im in a goodish mood even tho if it gets no better after staying theres every chance il do no better and be moody for not taking advantage of a productive day?
50/50 Split fuck face, but you have to spend the second half waiting at a bus stop, but not getting on.... Keeping how many people tut at you."
thanks that sounds like my trip to london daring to get on the tube thinking i may end up in france or brazil |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
Fantastic question. It should be named "Chunky in my Handerson"
"
 Thank you Auntie - I knew you’d give the best advice xxx I shall now thrust a flag pole into it and proclaim it thus….  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Should i go home early after a successful monday at work or stay because im in a goodish mood even tho if it gets no better after staying theres every chance il do no better and be moody for not taking advantage of a productive day?
50/50 Split fuck face, but you have to spend the second half waiting at a bus stop, but not getting on.... Keeping how many people tut at you.thanks that sounds like my trip to london daring to get on the tube thinking i may end up in france or brazil "
Stinky tube. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
Fantastic question. It should be named "Chunky in my Handerson"
Thank you Auntie - I knew you’d give the best advice xxx I shall now thrust a flag pole into it and proclaim it thus…. "
Damn right you will. Will the flag be adorned with my kissy lips?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Should i go home early after a successful monday at work or stay because im in a goodish mood even tho if it gets no better after staying theres every chance il do no better and be moody for not taking advantage of a productive day?
50/50 Split fuck face, but you have to spend the second half waiting at a bus stop, but not getting on.... Keeping how many people tut at you.thanks that sounds like my trip to london daring to get on the tube thinking i may end up in france or brazil
Stinky tube."
thats only if its really damp  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
Fantastic question. It should be named "Chunky in my Handerson"
Thank you Auntie - I knew you’d give the best advice xxx I shall now thrust a flag pole into it and proclaim it thus….
Damn right you will. Will the flag be adorned with my kissy lips?
"
Absolutely - please plant them on this glorious, new uncharted land of wonder and opportunity…  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear Auntie P,
I was observing my floating penis in the bath earlier and mused that it looked a bit like a peninsula had the late Gerry Anderson have featured it in one of his shows.
My question is, what should I name this sausage shaped land mass?
Fantastic question. It should be named "Chunky in my Handerson"
Thank you Auntie - I knew you’d give the best advice xxx I shall now thrust a flag pole into it and proclaim it thus….
Damn right you will. Will the flag be adorned with my kissy lips?
Absolutely - please plant them on this glorious, new uncharted land of wonder and opportunity… "
Just call me Brian Polo, explorer of the man meat. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear auntie P
How do I convince more people to block me
You pay them Wonkle. A fair whack too.
I'm skint though 
Me too. I'm rich in sarcasm and wit tho, so that's something "
Your better off than me then |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have no current issues Miss Peach . I'm just happy you are back doing what you do best  x "
Only briefly.
Can't cut the grass coz it's raining and I don't fancy being electrified. Not today anyway. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have no current issues Miss Peach . I'm just happy you are back doing what you do best x
Only briefly.
Can't cut the grass coz it's raining and I don't fancy being electrified. Not today anyway."
better than cutting the cheese trumpibum |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have no current issues Miss Peach . I'm just happy you are back doing what you do best x
Only briefly.
Can't cut the grass coz it's raining and I don't fancy being electrified. Not today anyway.better than cutting the cheese trumpibum"
That's my fave. Brrrpppfftt |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I have no current issues Miss Peach . I'm just happy you are back doing what you do best x
Only briefly.
Can't cut the grass coz it's raining and I don't fancy being electrified. Not today anyway."
A wise lass you are |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have no current issues Miss Peach . I'm just happy you are back doing what you do best x
Only briefly.
Can't cut the grass coz it's raining and I don't fancy being electrified. Not today anyway.better than cutting the cheese trumpibum
That's my fave. Brrrpppfftt"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dear auntie miss p
Will i make a success of my new job iv taken "
Have you boned the boss yet? It's like..... essential.
Like Beezleboss. He'll bend you over and he'll take you to Brown Town. It's the only way! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dear auntie miss p
Will i make a success of my new job iv taken
Have you boned the boss yet? It's like..... essential.
Like Beezleboss. He'll bend you over and he'll take you to Brown Town. It's the only way!"
noooo thats not true its impossible nooooooowoooooooo hes fucked me enough over the years only in the pocket tho |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
auntie P
I was attempting a vajazzle but seem to have accidentally gorilla glued my left hand to my prominent inner labia. The upside is it’s very sparkly.
Do you suggest a hairdryer or a bag of peas?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"auntie P
I was attempting a vajazzle but seem to have accidentally gorilla glued my left hand to my prominent inner labia. The upside is it’s very sparkly.
Do you suggest a hairdryer or a bag of peas?
"
This depends which one of you this is haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Auntie P,
I’m glad that you’re back! I appear to be in a touch of a pickle!
It’s been ages since I engaged in bum sex and it seems that my chutney tunnel has got tighter than I remembered. I’ve now got a butt plug stuck and a pencil jammed up there…
My question is, what colour should I paint my hallway? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
