One for the chaps:
Have you ever been absolutely fascinated when you see your flaccid penis floating merrily to the surface whilst in the bath?
What a curious and delightful phenomena it is, is it not?
I like to do a David Attenborough like narration whenever I idly observe mine 
Anyway….beards yay or nay? |
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset 
Want me to do it with my teeth? "
made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn  |
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset
Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn "
Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt. |
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset
Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn
Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt."
no but i need to now |
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"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!  "
My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?…  |
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset
Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn
Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt.no but i need to now "
https://youtu.be/GhvEp-9o_Q0
2, I exaggerated |
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"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay! "
If you play with it though it'll stop floating.
It'll just stand up like a periscope, or one of those photos of the loch ness monster......
A |
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"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!
My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?… "
Perhaps they’re too full |
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"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!
If you play with it though it'll stop floating.
It'll just stand up like a periscope, or one of those photos of the loch ness monster......
A"
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset
Want me to do it with my teeth? made me think of a cartoon nibbling a sweetcorn
Oh fuck, have you seen the dude try it will a drill and knock all his teeth out?! Fucking melt.no but i need to now
https://youtu.be/GhvEp-9o_Q0
2, I exaggerated "
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"Penis beards? Bum beards?
Chest beards?
That reminds me m’lady - I need to shave my gusset
Want me to do it with my teeth?
Let me just bite down on this wallet….ok I’m good to go m’lady  "
Now that's what I call flossing |
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"Beards nay. Playing with floating penises in the bath yay!
My balls are less buoyant I have observed with keen interest but do like to make a guest appearance above the water surface every now and then…a bit like a whale coming up for air maybe?… as long as its a sperm whale  "
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was "
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted. |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted."
reporters are sneaky |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky "
So's Worzel Gummidge. |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky
So's Worzel Gummidge. "
i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky
So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like "
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Here’s a great bit of fun for the chaps: Have any of you tried laying face down in the bath to feel the curiously delightful resulting sensation of your penis and balls trying to float out back from underneath you?
As Neil Buchanan used to say on Art Attack, ‘Try it yerselves at home. Ta Ra.’ |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky
So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like "
Bet Aunt Sally peeked a few times. Cuppa tea and a slice of cake my arse! |
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"I like to scoop up water in my fore skin and squirt it in the air see if i can do it higher than the last squirt oh and yaaaaaay
That’s Britain’s Got Talent material that is but then everyone would know who i was
Wear a scarecrow mask. Sorted.reporters are sneaky
So's Worzel Gummidge. i wonder what his bathtime willy squirt head looks like
Bet Aunt Sally peeked a few times. Cuppa tea and a slice of cake my arse!"
she loved a good stuffing guaranteed |
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"A floating penis? Do they come off then? Some sort of buoyancy aid?"
They sort of bob up like a fishing buoy…..it is a most delightful sight.
I may take a pic and send it in to the Country File photo competition this year…. |
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