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"An actual chocolate bar? This isn't code?  "
Yes I am trying to find out ... but it seems an actual chocolate bar lol . honestly I get some outstanding emails on here ... I could really post a blog on them  |
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"An actual chocolate bar? This isn't code?
Yes I am trying to find out ... but it seems an actual chocolate bar lol . honestly I get some outstanding emails on here ... I could really post a blog on them "
Point out you get more variety with a handfull of celebrations down there.  |
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I put a cream egg in my dressing gown one night fell asleep on it nexy morning put my hand in my pocket i thought the youngest had put a shit in my pocket so gave him a right bollocking then remembered so the guilt made me buy him a paw patrol toy  |
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"I replied back with /// so I guess you like nuts in your chocolate
I will update on here the response if I get one "
You didn't actually answer his question though  |
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"Had a friend in Liverpool once used to put a chocolate bar in a lady’s pussy and eat it out obviously not marathons because she said the nuts get stuck "
Toblerone from the duty-free could be interesting! |
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"Had a friend in Liverpool once used to put a chocolate bar in a lady’s pussy and eat it out obviously not marathons because she said the nuts get stuck
Toblerone from the duty-free could be interesting!"
Could be
But Maltese’s could be a problem if you lose em and would you still suck all the chocolate off when found  |
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"Does he mean an actual chocolate bar? If he does, what a waste. Just eat the chocolate bar "
yes proper chocolate bar , I thought first he meant black cock , but it was a white dude ...
I mean I cant think melting chocolate on my femrod would be to nice tbh |
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Wispa it quietly, but I find a Finger of Fudge is the Kinder Surprise that makes my Double Decker go the Milky Way. And I don't give a Daim if it tastes tropical. It's Bounty with the amount of coconut I eat.
That's it. I'm done. I need a Time Out. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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I have been frigged with a finger of Fudge before and also rogered with a Ripple once. I don’t recommend either, the fall out ruined a few gussets in the days after. I was living at home at the time too and my mum used to do my washing |
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"Well there's that urban myth that Mick Jagger was caught eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina.... 
So you wouldn't be the first if you did.
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Apparently that incident was the inspiration for Brown Sugar. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Well there's that urban myth that Mick Jagger was caught eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina....
So you wouldn't be the first if you did.
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Apparently that incident was the inspiration for Brown Sugar."
As it took place during a police raid that interrupted the ongoing activities it probably inspired "I can't get no satisfaction" and "you can't always get what you want" too......  
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Maltesers are amazing when eaten from a lady garden. It was a lady that introduced me to the idea and she, and subsequent partners have confirmed that it adds a little something.
I lost a Bounty bar once though  she was digging out flakes of coconut for days… |
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