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Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.
Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? |
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"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.
Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "
Wear a set of oculus prime goggles and a pair of flippers. You can get a VR plug in that places a ‘percentage horny’ stat above every female within view. |
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If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.
Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.
*I think porn has a lot to answer for.
Lady Astor |
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"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.
Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.
*I think porn has a lot to answer for.
Lady Astor "
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If the lady in question presently has her hand down her knickers and is gyrating her hips whilst emitting loud moans, the chances are that she may presently be in a fair state of sexual arousal.
….Well either that or else she may be suffering from a particularly infuriating itch brought on by pubic lice. |
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"We flop a tit out.
Does it matter which one? Does it work like indicators? What if you drive a BMW?
I favour the left tit, as it doesn't feel the cold so much. "
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"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.
Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "
If you find me howling by the sausage rolls, I'd take that as a promising sign.
(Please note, I don't howl or like sausage rolls), so this could be a misleading idea OP...).
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"Us women talk about a diverse range of things… but never have I heard ‘oooh I was so horny in the bread aisle…’ off any woman ever.."
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"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.
Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.
*I think porn has a lot to answer for.
Lady Astor "
I spat my coffee out reading that...awesome reply
NBVN x |
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"Are there tell tales signs that you ladies give or show when you're feeling horny in public.
Let's say, if I'm in a supermarket and notice a sexy lady, how would anyone know how horny she is? What do women do to convey their hunger for sexual fun? "
Is this a joke post?
Unfortunately some men seem to think this is a realistic scenario. |
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"I thought the universal sign was an upside down pineapple in the shopping basket?
We might need to decide on a cheaper alternative given the rise in the cost of living"
Define it for fab
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More great funnies, loving them but yet again, some bollocks spouted about women.
What if I do feel horny in Waitrose? Do you think that I'd want to fuck the first bloke I see?
Just like you don't have to eat when you're hungry, you don't have to satisfy every horn. |
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When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.
Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible 
LvM |
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"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.
Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible
LvM"
I'm not sure that's why the OP is there tho...
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"If I'm in Tesco I'm pushing carrots up my foof and threading radishes to use as anal beads,I just can't get enough peen.
Actually, I'm just doing the food shop. Sex stuff is the furthest thing from my mind.
*I think porn has a lot to answer for.
Lady Astor
I spat my coffee out reading that...awesome reply
NBVN x"
Winston always says how nice the Tesco salad tastes. 
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"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.
Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible
LvM"
Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me?  |
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"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.
Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible
LvM
Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me? "
It's a baby corn, I just have really small hands 
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"When they drop their pants in the vegetable aisle and start banging themselves with the biggest cucumber they can find.
Otherwise they're probably there for the same reason you are OP: to do the weekly food shop and get out as quickly as possible
LvM
Is that a cucumber under your shirt, or are you just pleased to see me?
It's a baby corn, I just have really small hands
LvM"
Not sweet corn then? Better get some upside down pineapple inside you  |
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Hilarious thread! Great responses!
Doing a deep bend to pick-up an item from the lowest shelf while wearing a short dress and no panties is usually a sign. Wiggling her exposed ass seals the deal...  |
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If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco. |
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"If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco. "
Do you lick your lips and lean seductively into the Greggs frozen freezer in Iceland? |
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"If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco. "
Are you firmly holding a banana at the time ? |
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"If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco.
Do you lick your lips and lean seductively into the Greggs frozen freezer in Iceland?"
I don’t go that far although it would be hilarious! I usually find most men get the idea |
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"If it’s me, I’m in my skirt and heels from work, I say that I hold my eye contact with men passing, enough that they either look away or they know exactly what I’m thinking. Did it last night in Tesco.
Are you firmly holding a banana at the time ? "
I’m more a cucumber girl |
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