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What's the most insulting complement you have ever got
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.
 name me a sexier accent than the Irish.
You'll have to ask the lovely couple who were running the facepic Friday thread at the time"
Well they were wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously"
Oh… well… this is awkward. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward."
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward.
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times. "
I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward.
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.
I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time."
Denial. I like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward.
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.
I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.
Daniel. I like it."
How do you know my name?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward.
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.
I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.
Daniel. I like it.
How do you know my name?
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Not even a smirk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“That was funny… for you.”
I once had "thinks she's funnier than she is"
How funny do you think you are?
Hilarious. Obviously
Oh… well… this is awkward.
I know, it can be hard to agree with people at times.
I will let you know when you’ve made me laugh for the first time.
Daniel. I like it.
How do you know my name?
Not even a smirk"
Don’t you lie to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NE couple
Just another girl
Get a room, why don’t you??
(If you do, can you film it and post it please?).
Gbat
She wishes 
Well this escalated."
Some say I look like Ryan Reynolds… if he was short, brown, chubby and skint. |
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"You'd be hotter if you weren't Irish.
name me a sexier accent than the Irish.
You'll have to ask the lovely couple who were running the facepic Friday thread at the time"
Surely being Irish is an added bonus? What's wrong with them!! |
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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago
Bath |
"“You aren’t as big a wanker as I first thought”…. Jokes on them though… I’m a huge wanker  "
Iv said something along these lines before .. oops.
I think I said something like ‘you’re friendlier/nicer in person then you are in messages’
It was true though. Over messages he was a bit abrupt/sarcastic and yet in person he was bending over backwards to be nice. |
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"Any reference to..I've never been with a black chick can I try you..."
And as I typed that.... What appears in my inbox..
I’ve always wanted to fuck a black girl
With massive tits, what you say...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Do you realise just how more sexy you would be, if you lost weight’
This person did say I was sexy…. but then I had to imagine how sexy I could actually be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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list is endless with: cunt, bitch, faggot, sissy, slut, cumdump, fuckdoll, fucktoy, whore, cocksocket, cocksleeve, slag, tart, slapper, princess, minx, puta, etc...
never take to heart since all part of roleplay / fun...!
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"‘Do you realise just how more sexy you would be, if you lost weight’
This person did say I was sexy…. but then I had to imagine how sexy I could actually be"
I pointed out to someone if my stomach was a size 12 my boobs would be much smaller.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh yes and there’s the “Oh wow, are you on feminizing hormone therapy...”
answers: No i’m not...
“well, you’ve lovely Bitch tits, it must be all that cum you’re getting which is acting as a hormone enhancement...”
go figure...!
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By *edusa69Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
Said to me when I was quite young and it stayed with me for a while:
You’re very attractive- don’t let anyone tell you otherwise….
And now I get the ‘for your age’ quite a lot. They just don’t want me to too carried away by the compliments I guess! |
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"Said to me when I was quite young and it stayed with me for a while:
You’re very attractive- don’t let anyone tell you otherwise….
And now I get the ‘for your age’ quite a lot. They just don’t want me to too carried away by the compliments I guess!"
Philistines. You're just a Nipper x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine are mostly compliments followed by “for your age”  "
like to believe with age, cums wisdom and therefore, next time they say that to you and they will - you know that this makes you much smarter than the average bear i.e. the person giving you backhanded compliment...
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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
Not to me but one of my mates a uni. We were in the cavern in Liverpool and some guy came up to my friend on the dance floor (she was a larger you lady) and said."You don't sweat much for a fat lass" I was gob smacked. She thought it was hilarious and took him home  |
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You remind me of a film star.
You know.
Long hair,
Moustache & beard.
Very hairy,
Smoked a cigar.
Yes, that’s it.
Lassie having a shit!
True.
Ex gf (I nearly married) once said ”You’d be perfect if you had money.!”
Yes, we are still good friends. |
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