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I’ve got nothing but bad jokes……
At what time did you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
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Can a dog jump higher than a house?
Well, duh. Houses can’t jump
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Did you hear about the latest drama at the circus?
It is in tents.
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Did you know ants never get ill?
It’s because they have these anty-bodies.
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over a year ago
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"He said I luv me a TART...
so I got him a packet of Mr Kipliing jam tarts I'd rather an apple tart "
What did the apple tart say to the pecan pie?You're Nuts! |
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"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread
Let me get what I want"
Haven’t had a dream in a long time
See the life I’ve had
Could make a good man……
That’s me humming that for the rest of the night
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"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread
Let me get what I want
Haven’t had a dream in a long time
See the life I’ve had
Could make a good man……
That’s me humming that for the rest of the night
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You're welcome - Red-monkey earworm services |
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"I came here thinking this was a Smiths / Dream Academy thread
Let me get what I want
Haven’t had a dream in a long time
See the life I’ve had
Could make a good man……
That’s me humming that for the rest of the night
You're welcome - Red-monkey earworm services"
Loving your work |
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"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.
Yay !!!!
Congratulations  "
Thank you more money to eyeing up new heels |
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"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.
Did you work at the school of mime before?"
That would of been more fune. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.
Yay !!!!
Congratulations
Thank you more money to eyeing up new heels "
Fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you call the game when you knock on someone’s door and run away?
Chickenelly
What? 
Not sure where it originated from but around my area that's what it was always called  "
Knocky knocky nine doors where I’m from. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Who’s up for smashing up the local McDs?
You know. Down with capitalism!! That sort of thing!
Can I get a milkshake first?"
No! The machine is ou of action again...why can't they buy two of them? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I got anew job today so don't have to go back to a job where the staff don't speak.
Did you work at the school of mime before?
That would of been more fune."
Trappist monastery? Equal opportunities, means they have to employ women too.
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