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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.
4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.
3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.
2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.
1. Sneezing on your period.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5 biting into a grape and finding it's an olive.
4 masturbating and just at the point of cruscendo someone comes in through the front door.
3 sneaking out a dirty air biscuit and it being solid.
2 sneezing as you're swallowing hot tea.
1 waking up with a condom hanging out your bottom and not knowing how it got there. |
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"I would have to argue that top spot belongs to having to empty the squishy food leftover bits from the plug hole catcher. Actually makes me heave every time!  "
Makes for a fantastic stew though, it's already tender.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.
4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.
3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.
2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.
1. Sneezing on your period.
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Yes to number 2!
I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it
Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Standing on Lego.
Looking forward to the left over takeaway the next day to find somebody else had eaten it.
Kerbing an alloy.
Getting a negative covid test when you’re too hungover for work.
When she says deeper and it’s as deep as you can go  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Standing on Lego.
Looking forward to the left over takeaway the next day to find somebody else had eaten it.
Kerbing an alloy.
Getting a negative covid test when you’re too hungover for work.
When she says deeper and it’s as deep as you can go "
These made me chuckle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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When someone asks you what you're doing/what you did at the weekend and you have/had no plans so you quickly have to make something up and spend the rest of the day keeping your story straight |
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5) finding a spider in the house
4) the realisation that said spider now has to be removed
3) the panic of having to pass the spider to get a glass and paper, whilst maintaining complete eye contact throughout incase it moves
2) holding the glass preparing to capture, oh the trauma of having to get close
1) having to slide the paper between glass and wall, then said spider starts to freak out!
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5: when you snap a fingernail off really low
4: when you get something out of the oven without oven gloves
3: when a daddy long leg is having a merry old time dancing on the ceiling, and just the sight of them make you vomit
2: when you vomit and it's half up your throat and half down your nose
1: when you are eating bacon and you haven't chewed it enough and go to swallow and it's half in your gob and down your throat and your not sure what the frig to do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"5: when you snap a fingernail off really low
4: when you get something out of the oven without oven gloves
3: when a daddy long leg is having a merry old time dancing on the ceiling, and just the sight of them make you vomit
2: when you vomit and it's half up your throat and half down your nose
1: when you are eating bacon and you haven't chewed it enough and go to swallow and it's half in your gob and down your throat and your not sure what the frig to do "
You need to start chewing your food at least 30 times |
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When you spend an hour searching Netflix for something to watch then realise it's actually time for bed.
When you go back for something in a sale and it's gone.
When you fancy sticking a cake in your face but you go in the kitchen and you haven't got any.
When there's an event you really want to go to but no one to go with.
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"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.
4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.
3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.
2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.
1. Sneezing on your period.
Yes to number 2!
I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it
Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt."
sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.
4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.
3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.
2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.
1. Sneezing on your period.
Yes to number 2!
I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it
Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt.
sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ? "
You know that scene from The Shining when the elevator full of blood opens? |
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"5. Spraying deodorant on an armpit shaving cut.
4. Underwire digging into armpits/boobs all day.
3. Wet bathroom floor + dry sock.
2. Waiting too long to pee and having to do the awkward crossed-leg shuffle to get your knickers down without wetting yourself.
1. Sneezing on your period.
Yes to number 2!
I don’t mind the underwire thing, I mean uncomfortable … but that’s about it
Also, I’d say stomach pains, and laser in parts that really hurt.
sorry for asking, don't have to answer , but sneezing on your period ? what happens ?
You know that scene from The Shining when the elevator full of blood opens? "
ohhhhh ok i'll leave it there thanks for the answer   |
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By *WDomMan
over a year ago
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In the actual whole world?
Probably something on the lines of
Running away from shelling and you suffer major injuries whilst your child dies beside you, their body smashed to pieces, bits of them splattered all over you? |
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