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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendy is it normal to not only talk to yourself but reply too? (Asking for a friend)"
This is perfectly normal I often refer to myself as the third person.
Also I'm funny as and craic myself up with my conversations.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to get turned on when eating a saveloy? (Again, asking for a friend)"
Not at all I once chok ed on my sandwich at lunch time and my nipples got hard.
Having a healthy sexual appetite and imagination is a good thing.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi
My Mum says I’ll go blind if I keep doing that, can you recommend anyone who’s good at teaching braille? "
Well they say your other senses improve when you go blind.
If you've ever used a blindfold it heightens the moment, so imagine how much more fun being blind would be.
Also saves on using the beer goggles excuse.
Auntie wendie x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi.
I’ve got terrible trapped wind.
Any suggestions to get some relief? "
Try a hot water bottle should releave any cramps. Try some camomile tea.
Run a nice hot bath it helps and the farts will make it like a jacuzzi
Auntie Wendi |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
I appear to have inadvertently dropped my watch into my food blender.
Hoping not to waste it, do you know any good recipes that might incorporate said impromptu ingredient? "
Fresh thyme goes with most things. |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
I appear to have inadvertently dropped my watch into my food blender.
Hoping not to waste it, do you know any good recipes that might incorporate said impromptu ingredient?
Fresh thyme goes with most things. "
Ah ha! I’ll give that a go. A perfect union between Thyme and time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
I appear to have inadvertently dropped my watch into my food blender.
Hoping not to waste it, do you know any good recipes that might incorporate said impromptu ingredient? "
I only recommend using a high quality brand of watch.
If you have the time, Try and buy organic and as many good quality ingredients in like your five aday.
Use high vitamin products avoid fruits with high water and sugar content.
My recipe book will be coming out soon.
It'll be in all good book shops.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear auntie Wendi
I so tired but hate sleep. Is there any way I can rejuvenate myself without going to bed? "
Sleep is a very important for your body, it helps keep your tostorne levels high.
Suger free energy drinks,coffee, a hot shower, a cold one after looking at my pics.
Take a walk in nature get some fresh air.
Auntie Wendi x |
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"Hi.
I’ve got terrible trapped wind.
Any suggestions to get some relief?
Try a hot water bottle should releave any cramps. Try some camomile tea.
Run a nice hot bath it helps and the farts will make it like a jacuzzi
Auntie Wendi "
An who doesn’t love a nice jacuzzi.
Thanks Aunty Wendy 
I’m off to pop the kettle on. |
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
I appear to have inadvertently dropped my watch into my food blender.
Hoping not to waste it, do you know any good recipes that might incorporate said impromptu ingredient?
I only recommend using a high quality brand of watch.
If you have the time, Try and buy organic and as many good quality ingredients in like your five aday.
Use high vitamin products avoid fruits with high water and sugar content.
My recipe book will be coming out soon.
It'll be in all good book shops.
Auntie Wendi x"
Thank you Auntie (I shall book my copy now  As a happy side note, it was a Fitbit type watch and all the subsequent blender rotations certainly upped my steps for the day at least |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
I appear to have inadvertently dropped my watch into my food blender.
Hoping not to waste it, do you know any good recipes that might incorporate said impromptu ingredient?
I only recommend using a high quality brand of watch.
If you have the time, Try and buy organic and as many good quality ingredients in like your five aday.
Use high vitamin products avoid fruits with high water and sugar content.
My recipe book will be coming out soon.
It'll be in all good book shops.
Auntie Wendi x
Thank you Auntie (I shall book my copy now As a happy side note, it was a Fitbit type watch and all the subsequent blender rotations certainly upped my steps for the day at least "
They're no good mister especially on your wanking arm apparently I walked 50miles one day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi auntie
I’d like to ask your advice 
If a guys uses his phone for everything and can be online recently on fab yet can’t answer a WhatsApp text sent three hours ago what’s your thoughts ???"
He's just not that into you.
Men are easily distracted, message him here, I sometimes get messages they pop up I look while I'm doing something and can forget to reply.
If it was more like three days I'd be saying forget about it.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi,
Is it to work in a service industry but secretly hate all people?  "
Oh you're not alone, I done hospitality for years. People can be dumb as long as you don't say what you're thinking out loud and saying to them, if you do make sure no-one is around to back them up.
If you're going to hit them don't do it on the face as they're will be obvious it's you, now if you're going to murder them. That's a different thread altogether.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi, I can't find a shirt I'm too sexy for. What would you recommend?"
Well that body is to good to cover, but unfortunately the law begs to differ from me and says you have to.
A nice silk blouse think Gillian Anderson in the fall.
Boys yous can thank me later.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is my profile doing a good job of scaring people away "
It's very passive aggressive, the humour against the negative ses like you're masking a childhood trauma.
If you don't want to meet people leave.
If you really are as bad as you make out to be, send me some pics and I'll happily tell you.
Treat the site as fun, make some fun pics and show them, be more upbeat on your profile. God loves a trier, try engaging in the forums more, go to a social.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi
I've had a shite day could you send me a buxom blonde who just happens to have longggg legs to tuck me into bed please?"
Take a look at my profile tell me which blonde wig you like.
I'll read you my favourite fairytale i wrote it myself, goldicocks it's more of a visual aid and popup book.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi
I've had a shite day could you send me a buxom blonde who just happens to have longggg legs to tuck me into bed please?
Take a look at my profile tell me which blonde wig you like.
I'll read you my favourite fairytale i wrote it myself, goldicocks it's more of a visual aid and popup book.
Auntie Wendi x"
Saturday's wig. Goldilocks is a horror story though, it will give me nightmares. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Auntie Wendi
I've had a shite day could you send me a buxom blonde who just happens to have longggg legs to tuck me into bed please?
Take a look at my profile tell me which blonde wig you like.
I'll read you my favourite fairytale i wrote it myself, goldicocks it's more of a visual aid and popup book.
Auntie Wendi x
Saturday's wig. Goldilocks is a horror story though, it will give me nightmares. "
Yes my version is golicocks |
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Dear auntie wendi ,i was watching my fit female neighbour sun bathing naked in the garden out of the bathroom window yesterday, whilst having a wank ,only to turn around and find my partner watching me ,is she a pervert ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear auntie wendi ,i was watching my fit female neighbour sun bathing naked in the garden out of the bathroom window yesterday, whilst having a wank ,only to turn around and find my partner watching me ,is she a pervert ? "
Only if she was wanking.
This is perfectly normal to see your partner aroused and watching them. You should ask her what she like about it might open up some doors for you.
No onto the neighbour this is very dangerous as if she seen you and called the police you'd of been charged with being a peeping Tom. Also if you're naked in the garden sun bathing you can be done for indecent exposure.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Aunty Wendi.
I'm sure you can help me with this. What's the best way to get into someone's mind?"
I like to sneak into their house and whisper into their ear, fun facts about me so when they wake up they find my profile and need to know everything about me, it's Wendi's subconscious mind fuck
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Wendi.
I’d like to know, is being naked with you as good as I think it is.  "
The human imagination I'd a great tool for imagination.
Personally I find reality is bettert.
They also say dreams can come true.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
How many penis pictures are too many when taken at the same angle? "
One.
As the same as a car crash you can't divert your eyes but it doesn't get any nicer looking.
Quid pro quo boys.
Angles and lighting might make it better, get into a womans head, if you have a mental connection it leads to better sex.
Also send as many dick pics as you want to my inbox as you want. I'll rate them all, just be warned you might not like my response.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie wendi I have to many cock pics do you think "
Yes try updating your pics as from 2020 it's not change.
Tease me, make me want you, show me your worth your more than a cock, don't make me view your profile and all I want to do is whip out the mac three and tidy you up.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, have you the winning no’s for tomorrows EuroMillions jackpot rollover draw!?
Or am I getting confused with Auntie Mystic Meg...!
xxx"
Septic peg is my sister.
I don't speak to her anymore long story short she's a bitch and a liar, giving people false hope and empty promises.
Unfortunately I don't condole gambling, I've an addictive personality to many shoes so avoid all forms of it.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, have you the winning no’s for tomorrows EuroMillions jackpot rollover draw!?
Or am I getting confused with Auntie Mystic Meg...!
xxx
Septic peg is my sister.
I don't speak to her anymore long story short she's a bitch and a liar, giving people false hope and empty promises.
Unfortunately I don't condole gambling, I've an addictive personality to many shoes so avoid all forms of it.
Auntie Wendi x"
thank u4 answering Auntie Wendi, seems like your sister maybe related to PM of UK  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
Do you think I should shave my body hair so I look more female in panties or should I stick with the natural look?"
Being shaved is a personal preference, are you doing it to please other or do you think you'd look nicer.
It'll always grow back.
Ps get better looking panties they do nothing for you.
Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi, have you the winning no’s for tomorrows EuroMillions jackpot rollover draw!?
Or am I getting confused with Auntie Mystic Meg...!
xxx
Septic peg is my sister.
I don't speak to her anymore long story short she's a bitch and a liar, giving people false hope and empty promises.
Unfortunately I don't condole gambling, I've an addictive personality to many shoes so avoid all forms of it.
Auntie Wendi x
thank u4 answering Auntie Wendi, seems like your sister maybe related to PM of UK "
Always here to help any problems you have ask away.
Your Auntie Wendi is always here for you. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
Do you think I should shave my body hair so I look more female in panties or should I stick with the natural look?
Being shaved is a personal preference, are you doing it to please other or do you think you'd look nicer.
It'll always grow back.
Ps get better looking panties they do nothing for you.
Auntie Wendi x"
Thanks for the advice Auntie Wendi, as a sub it’s natural for me to want to please others but I also know I’d look better so probably a bit of both.
Maybe the panties I have would look better on me if I wasn’t hairy. What style do you suggest I get? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi,
Do you think I should shave my body hair so I look more female in panties or should I stick with the natural look?
Being shaved is a personal preference, are you doing it to please other or do you think you'd look nicer.
It'll always grow back.
Ps get better looking panties they do nothing for you.
Auntie Wendi x
Thanks for the advice Auntie Wendi, as a sub it’s natural for me to want to please others but I also know I’d look better so probably a bit of both.
Maybe the panties I have would look better on me if I wasn’t hairy. What style do you suggest I get?"
Better fitted.
More lighting in your pics.
There's a difference between wanting to please and doing what the other person ask.
Try shaving she how you feel.
Use a hair razor on number naught, then an actual razor or hair removal cream or get waxed professionally(it's expensive)
Also be prepared to be cold.
Auntie Wendi x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi
What’s the best way to approach older women as am 25 ?"
Don't lie about your age for a start. Read immature.
Put pics up and more about you.
You may have corrected it in your profile, bit it looks like you've set it at 32 to bypass filters.
Also lose the truth or dare it makes you look young and stupid same as Sydney University bit on profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s it done now thank you x
I know you haven’t asked for profile advice but you might want to change ‘can stay away ’to ‘can’t stay away’."
Nobody like the grammar police.
I've looked like a dumb vlonfw responding with autocorrect. Pity it doesn't do pictures. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well they say your other senses improve when you go blind.
If you've ever used a blindfold it heightens the moment, so imagine how much more fun being blind would be."
As someone who is blind "they" don't know what they are talking about. Senses do not improve we just use them more.
Admittedly it can be fun being blind for a whole bunch of reasons you probably cannot imagine and the usual reasons folks think of are idiotic. I'm happy to tell anyone who asks via PM.
This isn't me sulking or having a pop though your message was a little insensitive, I am not upset or offended and would appreciate a little more thought prior to writing messages in any public forum in the future.
Also I can teach you Braille though many don't really use it for much these days since computers are becoming more accessible as time ticks on.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That’s it done now thank you x
I know you haven’t asked for profile advice but you might want to change ‘can stay away ’to ‘can’t stay away’.
Nobody like the grammar police.
I've looked like a dumb vlonfw responding with autocorrect. Pity it doesn't do pictures."
That’s a bit more than grammar though, I don’t pick people up on grammar and spelling, what he’s written says the exact opposite of what he intended to say so just thought he’d want to know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""Well they say your other senses improve when you go blind.
If you've ever used a blindfold it heightens the moment, so imagine how much more fun being blind would be."
As someone who is blind "they" don't know what they are talking about. Senses do not improve we just use them more.
Admittedly it can be fun being blind for a whole bunch of reasons you probably cannot imagine and the usual reasons folks think of are idiotic. I'm happy to tell anyone who asks via PM.
This isn't me sulking or having a pop though your message was a little insensitive, I am not upset or offended and would appreciate a little more thought prior to writing messages in any public forum in the future.
Also I can teach you Braille though many don't really use it for much these days since computers are becoming more accessible as time ticks on.
x"
If i offended you I do apologise i would take you up on thay offer it'd a dying skill still wring saying that |
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