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over a year ago
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"This place has got grosser
Right between the eyes 
I’m going to leave again
No you’re not. If you leave I’ll aim for your hair  "
I’ll go annoy everyone in the USA room |
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"This place has got grosser
Right between the eyes
I’m going to leave again
No you’re not. If you leave I’ll aim for your hair
I’ll go annoy everyone in the USA room"
They have spunk grenades in that room  |
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over a year ago
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"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ
No. Plus you need to play naked  "
Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit. |
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"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ
No. Plus you need to play naked
Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit."
Can’t beat a bit of friendly fire dripping of your own bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I wear goggles? I seen what happened to PJ
No. Plus you need to play naked
Fuck it I’m in. The Mrs is safety first so you’ll just have to watch my majestic scrotum as I do forward rolls n shit.
Can’t beat a bit of friendly fire dripping of your own bollocks "
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over a year ago
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"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt
Try explaining how you got those bruises
I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex "
Me too.
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"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt
Try explaining how you got those bruises
I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex
Me too.
That or his mum!"
My mum is no longer with us. She got hit with a spunk pellet |
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"Freeze the spunk pellets first, Rex. Then they're really hurt
Try explaining how you got those bruises
I tell everyone that ALL my bruises are from sex play with Rex
Me too.
That or his mum!
My mum is no longer with us. She got hit with a spunk pellet "
What a way to go! |
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over a year ago
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"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk 
Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once  "
I got some going spare if you need it.
Just trying to remember where I put it! |
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"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk
Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once
I got some going spare if you need it.
Just trying to remember where I put it!
Is it in your bag? "
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"Yep I'm up for taking some down with Your Spunk
Don’t use all my ammunition up all at once
I got some going spare if you need it.
Just trying to remember where I put it!
Is it in your bag?
Want to help me look?"
I’ve fell for that one once before |
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"I can't believe you made this thread
Why? 
In retrospect, I don't know why I disbelieved. You did threaten
I never threatened
If feel bad that I helped generate this idea (unwittingly )"
There’ll be folk up and down the land hiding Nerf guns as we speak after reading this |
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"Given that nerf guns were often faulty and the bullet just flopped out of the end when you were expecting it to fly out of the shaft and hit the wall, I'm ok with this version"
We could always play spunk super soaker if you like? |
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"Given that nerf guns were often faulty and the bullet just flopped out of the end when you were expecting it to fly out of the shaft and hit the wall, I'm ok with this version
We could always play spunk super soaker if you like? "
Don't forget the Super Soaker Scatter Blaster |
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