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over a year ago
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"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.
I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......
It's scary the way I can tell the future.
Tell me yours "
You're right that is scary.
Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.
Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X
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"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.
I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......
It's scary the way I can tell the future.
Tell me yours
You're right that is scary.
Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.
Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X
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I predict...... that when I discover tomorrows numbers that I shan't share |
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"I predict I will wipe my bum after this poo.
Let me see Let me seeeeeeeee....... I predict that you are on the toilet!
Well at least I hope you are ...... "
Correct. It’s spooky how accurate you are |
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"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.
I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......
It's scary the way I can tell the future.
Tell me yours
You're right that is scary.
Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.
Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X
I predict...... that when I discover tomorrows numbers that I shan't share "
I'll have to dust off my crystal balls, with any luck I'll find the numbers on there.... Or at least the location of the kit kat I lost last night. |
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In 20 seconds il also go wee wee and try find somewhere to get food
We are twins ! I shall call you .... J. Anus thats my last name and middle initial my first name is hugh psychic |
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"When I get up from where I am, I’m going to open the fridge, make a drink and then go and sit on the edge of my bed and drink it slowly and silently. " I did sit on the edge of the bed but didn’t drink my drink. I don’t have the power of you, Granny. You’re too epic for me.
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I will see that the number of messages in my mailboxes follows this equation
Where N= New messages
and O = Other messages,
W= Women's messages.
and T = Square Root of fuck all.
N+O+W = T
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"It's scary the way I can tell the future.
Tell me yours "
Tomorrow will be Face Pic Friday GC. I feel it in my waters.
And potentially the following Friday as well. |
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I was thinking last night that I hadn't seen you on the forums for a while and you appeared today, don't know if that's psychic or at the very least a coincidence. I do have a strange thing that occurs though I always notice the time 10.10 and 11.11 on digital clocks. |
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"Ooh this is spooky!
I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me. "
And my prediction came true! |
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"When I get up from where I am, I’m going to open the fridge, make a drink and then go and sit on the edge of my bed and drink it slowly and silently. I did sit on the edge of the bed but didn’t drink my drink. I don’t have the power of you, Granny. You’re too epic for me. "
I am epic. I am enough epic though. I'm not too epic. One can never be too epic ...... |
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"Ooh this is spooky!
I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me. "
I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts... |
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"Ooh this is spooky!
I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me.
I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts... "
Ooh tasty |
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"Ooh this is spooky!
I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me.
I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts... "
I predict that Dirtydevil will call my powers into question and use words like bumhug ....... |
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