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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was reading about the Easter Monday Duck Race in West Yorkshire and I am inspired.

I am entering my

Gerald. Obvs Gerald shall be crowned the winner but you're welcome to compete nonetheless

. The winner gets

and a stuffed

And they're off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Quack

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I couldn't decide which duck to enter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

away

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I'm down for this.

My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed

And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mine are nesting, I am not going to disturb them.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Hms olov here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine are nesting, I am not going to disturb them.

ALL of them??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hms olov here

Hey Olov

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm down for this.

My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed

And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me

I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I couldn't decide which duck to enter"

No wuckers! Names?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a minute where's this duck emoji? Is the list smaller for mobiles?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"I'm down for this.

My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed

And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me

I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on!"

Do we not get to see Gerald?

Ed would like to know his competition before the duck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate my

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do I go to place a bet please?

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Where do I go to place a bet please?

Best to search on DuckDuckGo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going quack quack

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Arthur the Mallard is in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I regretfully….burp……withdraw my runner from…..burp…….this race. He was fair game whilst I were hungry.

Can we have a moments applause for my

, Bertrand Posselthwaite III.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do I go to place a bet please?

Best to search on DuckDuckGo

I’m on. £10 free one for signing up

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Where do I go to place a bet please?

Best to search on DuckDuckGo

I’m on. £10 free one for signing up

I would put it on Gerald. Short odds but worth a shout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(fuck)

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

I couldn't decide which duck to enter

No wuckers! Names? "

Ted and Dougal

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate my

Did Jonny not bring you snacks FFS?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real. "

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I couldn't decide which duck to enter

No wuckers! Names?

Ted and Dougal "

Quality names for

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm down for this.

My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed

And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me

I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on!

Do we not get to see Gerald?

Ed would like to know his competition before the duck off

Here is Gerald

with his BFF Fergie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where do I go to place a bet please?

Best to search on DuckDuckGo

I’m on. £10 free one for signing up

I would put it on Gerald. Short odds but worth a shout

Gerald

for the win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a minute where's this duck emoji? Is the list smaller for mobiles?

This ( duck )

But remove the spaces

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m sending in Drake. He both raps and quacks (and dances in a decidedly creepy manner)

He’s been sponsored by Tesla (please ignore what you may perceive to be rocket boosters protruding from his rear end)…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My

is hungry

"
hes got loose and is on a

hunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My

is hungry

hes got loose and is on a

hunt"

Call your

off or face the consequences!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win "

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m sending in Drake. He both raps and quacks (and dances in a decidedly creepy manner)

He’s been sponsored by Tesla (please ignore what you may perceive to be rocket boosters protruding from his rear end)…..

A rapping, quacking, dancing

? Gerald can take him!! Go Gerald!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

Yip ha ha

awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

Yip ha ha

awesome "

And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble)

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like. "

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie"

I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie

I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once.

What do you mean, for once?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

Yip ha ha

awesome

And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble)"

Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie

I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once.

What do you mean, for once?

Check above, you said yes Davie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

Yip ha ha

awesome

And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble)

Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha "

I Will remember!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie

I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once.

What do you mean, for once?

Check above, you said yes Davie.

I've said "yes, Davie" before. "Yes, Davie, that's 5 typos".

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Obviously in it for the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Obviously in it for the cake

Huey Dewey and Louey?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

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"Obviously in it for the cake

Huey Dewey and Louey? "

A 3 duck race

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is changing in to a

and it’s going to win

Fucks sake. That bloody cat again!

Yip ha ha

awesome

And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble)

Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha

I Will remember!!

Ok and oooo

back in the race

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Can I enter my son. He may be a

but he is my

. And he is real.

He's a plastic duck, Davie .

You can enter any

you like.

He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I

Yes, Davie

I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once.

What do you mean, for once?

Check above, you said yes Davie.

I've said "yes, Davie" before. "Yes, Davie, that's 5 typos".

Let me think about that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate my

Jonny Rotten.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.............

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By *arry WindsorMan over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

Uncle Donald is going to duck down on Daisy so won't be contending.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

peking ftw!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

Sorry I was late, we dont open on Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mallard of John and Yoko. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate my

Jonny Rotten."

Underrated comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry I was late, we dont open on Tuesday "

It's not Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The mallard of John and Yoko. ^"

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My duck is trying to escape his pancake….

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My duck is trying to escape his pancake…. "

I think you're trying to put him in the pancake. Be honest now!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

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......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"......

.....

......

Er..what?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"......

.....

......

Er..what?

Alarming I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not going to win the duck race, fuck face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're not going to win the duck race, fuck face."

Did you just call Gerald

fuck face? Or was that aimed at Emily's very random

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hopefully Rocky isn't too late for the race, he's been out running

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

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"You're not going to win the duck race, fuck face.

Did you just call Gerald

fuck face? Or was that aimed at Emily's very random

I'll banish the hound

from chasing the ducks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

hopefully Rocky isn't too late for the race, he's been out running"

Or..training?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send duck pics

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By *eeling0880Man over a year ago

Pennines

Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send duck pics "

Unsolicited duck picks?! You fiend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though "

Does your

have a name?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I don't have a duck so will enter my

......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have a duck so will enter my

......

Well that's fine but you'll lose!! Mwah haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening

Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening

Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do?"

Quack.

(Thank you)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening

Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do?

Quack.

(Thank you)"

I'd have fallen off my chair had quacksplat responded then

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race.

____..••°°

I call him Bertram.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening

Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do?

Quack.

(Thank you)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race.

____..••°°

I call him Bertram."

Bertram, what took you so long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo forget this was on

back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooo forget this was on

back in

Noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooo forget this was on

back in

Noooooooooo"

Ha ha sorry

couldn’t stay away x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooo forget this was on

back in

Noooooooooo

Ha ha sorry

couldn’t stay away x"

I thought

WAS staying away! We've got a

now as well!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race.

____..••°°

I call him Bertram.

Bertram, what took you so long! "

•

Apologies. I was having a slow comfortable screw with Bertie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race.

____..••°°

I call him Bertram.

Bertram, what took you so long!

•

Apologies. I was having a slow comfortable screw with Bertie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve done a duck run but never a duck race

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

So, it appears that my

is waaaay ahead. Clever duck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve done a duck run but never a duck race

It follows a tremendous tradition of Fab animal races.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So, it appears that my

is waaaay ahead. Clever duck."

Bloody Bertram!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Oooo forget this was on

back in

Noooooooooo

Ha ha sorry

couldn’t stay away x

I thought

WAS staying away! We've got a

now as well! "

Well if the

is back then the

is too ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was reading about the Easter Monday Duck Race in West Yorkshire and I am inspired.

I am entering my

Gerald. Obvs Gerald shall be crowned the winner but you're welcome to compete nonetheless

. The winner gets

and a stuffed

And they're off! "

They do it in Wilberfoss too, bit closer to home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oooo forget this was on

back in

Noooooooooo

Ha ha sorry

couldn’t stay away x

I thought

WAS staying away! We've got a

now as well!

Well if the

is back then the

is too ...

(Sighs heavily....at least there are no

yet!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was reading about the Easter Monday Duck Race in West Yorkshire and I am inspired.

I am entering my

Gerald. Obvs Gerald shall be crowned the winner but you're welcome to compete nonetheless

. The winner gets

and a stuffed

And they're off!

They do it in Wilberfoss too, bit closer to home"

Oh! I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully I will break my

on Saturday night

But has anyone actually won this race yet or can

King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hopefully I will break my

on Saturday night

But has anyone actually won this race yet or can

King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke?"

Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is??

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: My duck has sunk!

RIP little fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Update: My duck has sunk!

RIP little fella

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

ooo.......

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By *ersiantugMan over a year ago

Cardiff

........o

............

........o.........................

.......

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gerald appears to be a lame

. Or at least he lööked that way when my Bertram

lapped him for the ²nd time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gerald appears to be a lame

. Or at least he lööked that way when my Bertram

lapped him for the ²nd time.

Oh dear. Bertram appears to be have been hobbled!

Mwah ha ha!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. "

You now know I was right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully I will break my

on Saturday night

But has anyone actually won this race yet or can

King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke?

Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is??"

You've never heard the last stroke or push that makes a man cum called the vinegar stroke? Oh

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I thought the

would help speed up the race?!

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son.

You now know I was right.

Not saying it again. You will get a big head!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hopefully I will break my

on Saturday night

But has anyone actually won this race yet or can

King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke?

Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is??

You've never heard the last stroke or push that makes a man cum called the vinegar stroke? Oh

No...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought the

would help speed up the race?!

...

Possibly. But if all the contestants have heart failure it won't be much of a race!

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

[Removed by poster at 22/04/22 16:57:30]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duck you!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Duck you!"

•

That's exactly what I exclaimed to Inconceivable when my

Bertram lapped her shitty

Gerald, thrice around the circuit/circlit.

I think I'm currently ahead.

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By *eeling0880Man over a year ago

Pennines

"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though

Does your

have a name?

Duck is called Tony

It’s the Tony one I’ve got!!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I thought the

would help speed up the race?!

...

Possibly. But if all the contestants have heart failure it won't be much of a race!"

I guess heart failure set in ... no duck

won??

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I think in fairness Gerald is ahead. I have no inkling how that happened...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though

Does your

have a name?

Duck is called Tony

It’s the Tony one I’ve got!!

Boom-boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think in fairness Gerald is ahead. I have no inkling how that happened...

Shitty Gerald?

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son.

You now know I was right.

Not saying it again. You will get a big head!"

What is it you're not going to say again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son.

You now know I was right.

Not saying it again. You will get a big head!

What is it you're not going to say again?

Stop it or I will capsize your

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I think my

is getting tired.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"My

is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views.

It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son.

You now know I was right.

Not saying it again. You will get a big head!

What is it you're not going to say again?

Stop it or I will capsize your

That's okay, ducks can out their heads under water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think my

is getting tired.

He needs to stop wanking

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I think my

is getting tired.

He needs to stop wanking

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

......."

Jim's

...............................Gerald

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Bertram

_.•°.......Jím

...........Davie

................................Gerald

†

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bertram

_.•°.......Jím

...........Davie

................................Gerald

†

You did NOT kill off Gerald! It's my thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And there are more ducks! Anyone else with a duck - make yourselves known to Nero and he will kill them off for you.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

It wasn't me!

All the other ducks are being upset by the slipstream caused by Jím's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It wasn't me!

All the other ducks are being upset by the slipstream caused by Jím's

And yet you've put Bertram in the lead! I smell a

(closest I could get)

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. "

Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. "

Your little fella - just checking that's the

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Your little fella - just checking that's the

•

Trust you to pick up on that little snippet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Your little fella - just checking that's the

•

Trust you to pick up on that little snippet!

I was merely enquiring

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Your little fella - just checking that's the

•

Trust you to pick up on that little snippet!

I was merely enquiring

I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism?"

He brought him back to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Your little fella - just checking that's the

•

Trust you to pick up on that little snippet!

I was merely enquiring

I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

Along with my morals. Boom boom tish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism?

He brought him back to life.

Pedant

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Ed is ruffling his plumage, and still in the race

__~~~¶¶¶___¬¬¬

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ed is ruffling his plumage, and still in the race

__~~~¶¶¶___¬¬¬"

Looking good, Ed

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald

_._..•°

•

He's back in the

race!

Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that

masquerading as a

can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real.

Your little fella - just checking that's the

•

Trust you to pick up on that little snippet!

I was merely enquiring

I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

Along with my morals. Boom boom tish! "

I'm too much of a gentleman to even contemplate thinking such a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow you learn something new. Duck race. Sounds fun(for us and hopefully the ducks).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wow you learn something new. Duck race. Sounds fun(for us and hopefully the ducks). "

Excerpt for the dead ones (RIP). It's very competitive in here, I must say. Some

have killer instincts (not looking at anyone in particular Nero

)

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... still going?!?

Send in the hounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°"

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... still going?!?

Send in the hounds

Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... still going?!?

Send in the hounds

Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have

Ah, that's what I've been missing today

Thank you

...called off the dogs

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

Can i enter twins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... still going?!?

Send in the hounds

Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have

Ah, that's what I've been missing today

Thank you

...called off the dogs

Phew! Because Gerald has been brought back from the dead once today already...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can i enter twins?

Of COURSE! Bertram

is the one to ki..beat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! "

Takes one to know one, perv-features

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! "

I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not.

It is shocking, simply shocking.

Just you keep your

safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag!

Takes one to know one, perv-features

Now it's name calling. She knows her

is out of the race.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag!

I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not.

It is shocking, simply shocking.

Just you keep your

safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her. "

•

Restrain her Davie?? Don't tempt her! She'll expect Shibari röpes. Her filth levels are off the filth-o-meter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter.

•

Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans.

Oh, by the way: my

Bertram has just laid an

afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°

I will stick something up that

s arse in a minute...

•

You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag!

I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not.

It is shocking, simply shocking.

Just you keep your

safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her.

•

Restrain her Davie?? Don't tempt her! She'll expect Shibari röpes. Her filth levels are off the filth-o-meter."

I'd

Shibari ropes mmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey bom bom bom got any grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey bom bom bom got any grapes"

No bom bom bom this isn't a grape stand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to enter twins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to enter twins. "

Wow I think that's our third set!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to enter twins.

Wow I think that's our third set! "

I wasn't referring to the race.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on duck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to enter twins.

Wow I think that's our third set!

I wasn't referring to the race."

And they call me a filth bucket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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