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over a year ago
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I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing. "
Come on then, I need entertaining.
I LOVE birds of prey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lion
Why a lion…, any particular reason?
I love them and the male lion is the only cat wild or otherwise to take an active role in the upbringing of their cubs"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me 
I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason  "
Because you like to be ridden? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm."
Damn. I feel really shallow now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Come on then, I need entertaining.
I LOVE birds of prey "
I wish. 
Same. Kestrel for the same reason, their eyesight and the way the hover before they strike. Also the film Kes had me look into them. I was lucky to see a Condor a few year ago, oh my that left me breathless |
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A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.
Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)  |
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"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla
You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha. "
They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.
Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.
Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth) "
Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla
You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha.
They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.
Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail. "
Hah yeah thats true. I suppose there is that benefit. I'd rather be a blue whale sporting a 10 footer.
Mind you I have enough trouble getting anyone anywhere near what I have now haha |
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"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla
You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha.
They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.
Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail. "
Barnacles have the largest penis-body length ratio |
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"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.
Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)
Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes. "
I once watched a documentary on Naked Mole Rats narrated by Sir David Attenborough and instantly fell in love with them; They’re simultaneously bizarre and absolutely mesmerising to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.
Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)
Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes.
I once watched a documentary on Naked Mole Rats narrated by Sir David Attenborough and instantly fell in love with them; They’re simultaneously bizarre and absolutely mesmerising to watch "
I thought they were made up to start with, that's how bizarre they are! A lot of people think that about the platypus - I think they're adorable. |
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing. "
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do "
Are Kez |
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez "
Yay! Feeds him a plate of chops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez "
Don’t make me Google this reference.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez
Don’t make me Google this reference. "
Oh go on and then come back and tell us!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez
Don’t make me Google this reference.
Oh go on and then come back and tell us!! "
Can I get a rewind?? had to Google it and then the penny dropped. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez
Don’t make me Google this reference.
Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!
Can I get a rewind?? had to Google it and then the penny dropped. "
Oh, so I have to go and Google too? |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
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"Any animal, what would it be?
(Yes, I’m bored, day 8b of being diseased with Covid  )"
Probably a ?? can survive 10 tines the radiation a human can. Run speed relative to its size 200mph.
There goes my dating prospects  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Dolphin ( they have sex for fun not just reproduction )"
Also have a pretty high rate of sexual assault and very aggressive ways of finding a partner, second to only humans.
Honestly, I'd not really like to be anything but a human, shockingly. Reason being the reason I hate humans - you would not be safe and probably have to spend your life constantly alert to the apex predator or potential abuse from them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez
Don’t make me Google this reference.
Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!
Can I get a rewind?? had to Google it and then the penny dropped.
Oh, so I have to go and Google too? "
Haha. Yes, in for a penny… |
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"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.
Did the documentary have Craig David in it?
Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do
Are Kez
Don’t make me Google this reference.
Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!
Can I get a rewind?? had to Google it and then the penny dropped.
Oh, so I have to go and Google too?
Haha. Yes, in for a penny…"
Mr Rotten mentioned it in an earlier thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sloth. I like sleeping and I like swimming. And sloths always look like they're thinking about something a bit sexy and have that secret little smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll go back to being a shit eating micro bacteria. The last time someone asked me this question I chose fuckin human. I'm not dropping my standards and thinking the grass is greener ever again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm."
Great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a giant tortoise
just so i can out live the lot of you"
I’d be a giant tortoise too, just so I could piss you off by feeding you Jaffa cakes for the rest of our days. |
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"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me
I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason
Because you like to be ridden?"
Or you like the feel of leather against your skin ? |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……
I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing. "
In a dive about 240 mph !! I've watched them working / hunting and once those wings go back at about 2000 feet up it's goodnight to whatever they they are hunting! Amazing birds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me
I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason
Because you like to be ridden?
Or you like the feel of leather against your skin ?"
Because I like being whipped
(Jokes, no one should whip horses)
Because they are majestic and powerful and I loves them |
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