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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!"
It isn’t ‘that’ bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad "
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday."
Jim, I think you should share with the class … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday."
I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch "
Um..a friend told me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch
Um..a friend told me "
Yeah yeah, we know what you’ve been doing with your spare time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch
Um..a friend told me
Yeah yeah, we know what you’ve been doing with your spare time "
Oi, crusty knickers!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …"
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do I get the feeling this is putting hot wax in places it really should not go "
Join in and find out 
*more hot wax and alcohol needed over here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!"
Wise advice thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both. "
I think, purely for scientific research (obv), he should try both … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both. "
I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"What? It wasn’t me that posted it 
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?   "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you? "
Is it with my Prosecco? |
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"Why do I get the feeling this is putting hot wax in places it really should not go
Join in and find out
*more hot wax and alcohol needed over here "
As much as I like you I'm definitely not in, I'm so far out that you'd need a plane to get to me and then you would have to mine to the earth core and then go around it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I googled.
It's sounds freaking awesome actually.
Errr Jonny.....
You called…
I however, have not googled it.
Never mind."
Too late is it?
*clean up on aisle 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.
I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic. "
On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled.
It's sounds freaking awesome actually.
Errr Jonny.....
You called…
I however, have not googled it.
Never mind.
Too late is it?
*clean up on aisle 3"
It’s too late to not Google it.
I expected worse to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.
I think, purely for scientific research (obv), he should try both …"
It's the only way he'll learn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.
I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.
On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER."
Well, that's my friend told... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Do not Google*
*Do not Google*
Phew that was a close call
I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!
It isn’t ‘that’ bad
Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.
Jim, I think you should share with the class …
Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.
Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.
I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.
On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER.
Well, that's my friend told... "
Superdrug is on Pride Hill.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?
Found it "
I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.
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"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?
Found it
I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.
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Nope. No you’re not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?
Found it
I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.
Nope. No you’re not "
I’m bringing one specially for you next time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d pay to do that 
He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it
Can I have a blowtorch please?  "
And some vodka? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d pay to do that
He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it
Can I have a blowtorch please?
And some vodka?
Helllll yeahhhhhhh let me at himmmmm "
I’ve tied him down ready, let me just get the camera |
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"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?
Found it
I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.
Nope. No you’re not
I’m bringing one specially for you next time "
Why don’t I feel delighted about this |
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...oh for fucksake:
WHEN this happens (it is always when; it is never if), please keep in mind the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
You know the one? The tank scene, where Indy jams a rock into the tank's turret? And you remember what happened to the shaft of the tank?
Please time the wax so very carefully. Do not allow it to dry before the Rexual climax.
...I'm rather fond of the old boy's old boy.
Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...oh for fucksake:
WHEN this happens (it is always when; it is never if), please keep in mind the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
You know the one? The tank scene, where Indy jams a rock into the tank's turret? And you remember what happened to the shaft of the tank?
Please time the wax so very carefully. Do not allow it to dry before the Rexual climax.
...I'm rather fond of the old boy's old boy.
Thanks. "
I think you should hold it for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dosent seem that bad
Well I mean for the taker anyway Rex the giver maybe a bit different
Wasn’t that bad a good
I mean I always down for a face full off cum
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What? It wasn’t me that posted it
You know you want to
I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?
Found it
I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.
Nope. No you’re not "
Yes. Yes I am. With an addition  |
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It sounds a bit dangerous to me, I’ll put it in a dark place along with fisting!!! 