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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What not so complimentary genetics have you inherited from your parents.
Mark here and I've unfotunately inherited my Dad's eyebrows. They look like 2 exotic caterpillars that have gone crazy with a tube of hair gel  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"My father's male pattern baldness. "
Ditto.
Except I had the sense to start shaving my head the second I noticed it instead of adopting a monk style haircut as he did.
On the plus side I also inherited the huge penis genes he had, instead of my brother getting them.
Winner!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Short stature
Haemochromatosis gene
Thin, dead straight mousy hair and a high forehead
Arthritis
Myopia
Tendency to high blood pressure and high cholesterol despite a healthy lifestyle
A real winner here  |
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I can't complain, I seem to have inherited brains and reasonably feminine features from my mother, and good health and head of hair from my father. With luck I can expect to only look mid 70s when I'm actually in my 90s, still have full hair (though gone snow white by then), and keep my brain cells intact. Will have to watch my bone density though and take care of my hip and knee joints if I want to avoid needing replacements. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unfortunately the hair has gone so now it gets shaved. Could of been worse my old boy started losing his before he hit 20 so I got an extra 10 plus years, but I actually dont miss it or the faffing about!! |
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I have almost entirely morphed into my dad now. I think if you could magic wand him back into how he was at 52 and stood us next to each other you’d struggle to tell us apart. He carried a bit more weight than I do, and a bit less hair, but other than that… |
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