"Big feet. "
You’ve absolutely ruined my big fab moment …..
You’re meant to say “I don’t know”
And then I’d say “you wouldn’t “ then you’d say
“So you’ve seen it “
This has backfired pretty quickly  
It made me laugh though  |
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"I've had 11.5 and 12 I'm not impressed by big dicks they rarely can do anything but drill and oral is a must for me.
Give me the 5-10 range anyday
5-10” is some range  "
Yeah.....it only gets big after 10" |
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"Women say “Well that’s a real surprise. That’s the first dick from someone’s Fab profile that is actually legit owned by the person I’m meeting”"
Is that really happening lol
Silly boys just gonna get busted when your pants come down |
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"Does someone have a dick shaped like wotsit? Did I miss something? Ha ha. Hope it doesn't smell like one. Ha ha"
I’d imagine David Dickinson’s is the same colour as a wotsit  |
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"Does someone have a dick shaped like wotsit? Did I miss something? Ha ha. Hope it doesn't smell like one. Ha ha
I’d imagine David Dickinson’s is the same colour as a wotsit "
I think he is more of a Twiglet haha |
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"Does someone have a dick shaped like wotsit? Did I miss something? Ha ha. Hope it doesn't smell like one. Ha ha
I’d imagine David Dickinson’s is the same colour as a wotsit
I think he is more of a Twiglet haha"
Whatever it looks like it’s a real Bobby dazzler |
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I've been wondering about the flip side. Do any men ask women if they have a really tight pussy and do women give the radius measurement? Haha. Or is any one into to massive flaps? It's a funny old world. Haha |
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"Does someone have a dick shaped like wotsit? Did I miss something? Ha ha. Hope it doesn't smell like one. Ha ha
I’d imagine David Dickinson’s is the same colour as a wotsit
I think he is more of a Twiglet haha
Whatever it looks like it’s a real Bobby dazzler "
Can't wait for the next series of Bargain Cunt |
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"I've been wondering about the flip side. Do any men ask women if they have a really tight pussy and do women give the radius measurement? Haha. Or is any one into to massive flaps? It's a funny old world. Haha"
Men aren’t picky  |
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"I've been wondering about the flip side. Do any men ask women if they have a really tight pussy and do women give the radius measurement? Haha. Or is any one into to massive flaps? It's a funny old world. Haha
Men aren’t picky "
You're probably right, men are just happy to get a reply, haha |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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"Haha this was just a forum for girls to deny blokes with big dicks .. small cocks to the front of the queue for women on this thread !
^^ he searched for big dicks "
If we're gonna be comedians i Didn't see you in that search result |
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"Haha this was just a forum for girls to deny blokes with big dicks .. small cocks to the front of the queue for women on this thread !
^^ he searched for big dicks
If we're gonna be comedians i Didn't see you in that search result "
^^ he searches for comedians with big dicks |
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"Is that a baguette in your pocket or do you just have a big dick? 
It’s a baguette
That’s ok then because I love a big, thick baguette  "
That’s hard on the outside? |
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