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the fucking seagulls here in cabra the noise of them and the size of them won't be long before there flying around with ak 47s and ballyclavas and selling drugs soon lol

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I need to go out amd get flight docs printed somehow. Also very hungry , fasted since 2pm yesterday

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I wake up at 5.30am during the week for work, but today the birds singing in the trees woke me up.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

My bladder.

Going back to sleep. I need a couple more hours.

Katie.

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By *enelope2UWoman over a year ago

Fife

My Google mini... And pretty much naturally wake up...

Preferable method.. a spoon position utilized properly in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our small human is an early riser. No chance of sleeping after she jumps on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The blackbird who sits on a TV aerial daily, he is so loud I swear he has a megaphone

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By *yder RavishMan over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Body clock gets me up early, I like being up early

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My body cock

Sorry I meant clock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m up and it’s my birthday today and I’m going to start to have a drink now

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

My gorgeous grandchildren ,although the one who woke is is sleeping again now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Body clock and thoughts of work for the week ahead. This is my distraction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Body clock and the fact that I get sun/light in my bedroom.

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

"I’m up and it’s my birthday today and I’m going to start to have a drink now "

Happy Birthday ,wishing you a fantastical day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forgot to put phone on silent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Geese and sun's up out fishing /camping

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

Usually, it's trying to turn over with an erection. Its a wonder I haven't snapped it in half.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The need for coffee.

Plus this isn't that early. "

Amen to this

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I’m up and it’s my birthday today and I’m going to start to have a drink now "

Have a good one

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

A rubbish time clock that never lets me have a lie in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My 6.30 body clock

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By *inx.x3Woman over a year ago

Bath

"Body clock and the fact that I get sun/light in my bedroom.

The same as above. Only ever sleep in if I’m ill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wildlife, but there again early mornings are the nicest time of the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Body clock, even when I've had little sleep!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm naturally waking between 6-6.30 these days. I like the quiet before the rest of the house awakens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it’s not the small person.

Then it’s Mrs S wiggling her bottom at my dinkle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog! Let him out for a wee but I'm sure he'd just be happy with breakfast! Now awake and don't want to be.

Jenny x

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Normally a massive boner

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I wake at 2 45 every morning as that's when I get up work days! It's nice to roll back over and go back to sleep bliss! X

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

Cat sitting on my chest, in the deluded hope that pinning me down will also somehow persuade me to get up and feed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cat biting my toes. Once he senses movement I'm done for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fecking seagulls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bladder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My alarm clock. Need to be up for work.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Work.

Been up since before 6 ready for a lovely 12 hour shift getting paid to watch the F1

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Body clock just before alarm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid cold woke me

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Been awake and up since 3 thanks to a bad dream...this is going to be a very very long day x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinda wish the thing that woke me up was a fat cock tightly pressed against my bum…

Morning y’all

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The prostrate..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinda wish the thing that woke me up was a fat cock tightly pressed against my bum…

Morning y’all

I'd happily take that scenario with ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanting cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My hot fb that stayed the night

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By *asha86Couple over a year ago

walsall

Been wide awake since 5am so got up and made myself a cuppa xT

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By *issEmmWoman over a year ago

Bournemouth

My son woke me up with a coffee, a wonderful thing for him to do but I wasn’t quite ready

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

I've tossed and turned most of the night, unsure why.

Lately it has been the cat at 5 ish wanting food and to go out.

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

My mind racing, full of everything at the moment, good, bad and ugly

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By *D89Man over a year ago

Castle Donington

The light, love waking up early so I'm happy to get up haha.... Plus I need to get packing to move house in a couple of week

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

T has a 5am alarm on a Saturday & 6am on a Sunday. Luckily he leaves me in bed

J x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bladder

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By *eardyBikerMan over a year ago

nr stonehaven

The need to pee

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Dogs, kids, bladder.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

My landlady clomping around the house

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I need a pee pee!

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By *elly2000Couple over a year ago

City

Master. He needs his coffee

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman over a year ago

in the waves

The sun beaming into my window, time to invest in a decent sleep mask for the summer.

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

At tge moment it's the bird symphony performed daily at 3.30 in the morning outside my window

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m up and it’s my birthday today and I’m going to start to have a drink now "

Awee Happy birthday

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By *hellebelleWoman over a year ago

ashford

The sun tbh… but I prefer that then an alarm.

Summer I’m up with the birds…. Winter… just call me a bear whilst I go hibernate lol

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Rumbling belly telling me get out of bed go down and have some brekky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Usually, it's trying to turn over with an erection. Its a wonder I haven't snapped it in half. "

Lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

God knows but happen too often I'm the middle. Of the nite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wham!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bladder

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