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over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff 
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume  "
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one. |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one."
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one."
Ooog yes, especially if you nibble the chocolate off first. . . |
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over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x"
God, it’s been years. |
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
When I had a transport company
,a mortuary van broke down and I ended up taking a dead body from telford to Twickenham.
Spent more time looking over my shoulder than looking forward,  |
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over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
Ooog yes, especially if you nibble the chocolate off first. . . "
Exactly what I do. |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
Ooog yes, especially if you nibble the chocolate off first. . .
Exactly what I do."
Yum |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Not a strange object (it was computer equipment), but a strange/random place.
When I was a courier I used to deliver sometimes to a famous porn companies studio, it was in a tatty high street in a rundown outer London suburb above a budget supermarket. |
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"When I had a transport company
,a mortuary van broke down and I ended up taking a dead body from telford to Twickenham.
Spent more time looking over my shoulder than looking forward, "
Crikey!  |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years."
B and M are your store of choice for this  x |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x"
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . . |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . ."
She's been in touch, I'm going for her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . .
She's been in touch, I'm going for her "
The list is long! |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . .
She's been in touch, I'm going for her
The list is long!"
I was going for Paynes Poppets anyway x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . .
She's been in touch, I'm going for her
The list is long!
I was going for Paynes Poppets anyway x"
I had some of those today, funnily enough. Did you know they do orange Poppets? |
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x
C'mon, Fifey. Dieu in B&M? Computer says no. . . .
She's been in touch, I'm going for her
The list is long!
I was going for Paynes Poppets anyway x
I had some of those today, funnily enough. Did you know they do orange Poppets?"
They do?  That's tomorrow's job sorted then  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asked for black pudding and mushrooms to be removed from full English because it’s wrong and shouldn’t be allowed "
 you had black pudding removed from a full English brekkie? Scandalous it belongs on both a full English & a full Scottish brekkie
I’ve moved horses & once helped move a camel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Asked for black pudding and mushrooms to be removed from full English because it’s wrong and shouldn’t be allowed
you had black pudding removed from a full English brekkie? Scandalous it belongs on both a full English & a full Scottish brekkie
I’ve moved horses & once helped move a camel "
Rather eat haggis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16 "
I’m so jealous. The first 90’s “dance” song to get to number 1. |
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16 "
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony "
God, no! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony
God, no! x"
So what is it you play on your gramophone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony
God, no! x
So what is it you play on your gramophone?"
I’m not that fucking old!! |
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony
God, no! x
So what is it you play on your gramophone?"
 
Gramophone! Has a butler to crank the handle, that one!
And no, not Handel. . . . |
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"A few years back I was in the band The Shamen…….I’m pretty sure we moved something
No way! I saw them live in Aberdeen when I was about 15 or 16
Although I thought you’d be more into Mozart’s symphony
God, no! x
So what is it you play on your gramophone?
I’m not that fucking old!!"
You got your glowsticks out again x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I moved one of the Farmers for Ribena home from hospital. R.I.P.
His farmhouse was fairly modest considering...
Fields of blackcurrants and it was eerie. There wasn't a sound around, no insects or birds.. |
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" I have been drinking Red wine this question entered my head random "
OK, so you have to be patient. . . .but in a summer job I worked on a hog roast stall at the Races. We would load two hogs (dead, just in case you were wondering) at 4am into an old converted ambulance and drive to Hexham, Redcar, Sedgefield, wherever over the Northern circuit. The pork cooked during the 5-6 hour journey.
Yes, get to it, they cry. .
So one wintry day we arrived at the top of the steep hill at Hexham, and found one door open, and a deficit in the number of hog roasts. By one.
Best of all is the Northumberland Police launched a manhunt based on a motorist reporting a naked body being thrown from a van on the A69. . . . |
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" I have been drinking Red wine this question entered my head random
OK, so you have to be patient. . . .but in a summer job I worked on a hog roast stall at the Races. We would load two hogs (dead, just in case you were wondering) at 4am into an old converted ambulance and drive to Hexham, Redcar, Sedgefield, wherever over the Northern circuit. The pork cooked during the 5-6 hour journey.
Yes, get to it, they cry. .
So one wintry day we arrived at the top of the steep hill at Hexham, and found one door open, and a deficit in the number of hog roasts. By one.
Best of all is the Northumberland Police launched a manhunt based on a motorist reporting a naked body being thrown from a van on the A69. . . ."
great tale |
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" I have been drinking Red wine this question entered my head random
OK, so you have to be patient. . . .but in a summer job I worked on a hog roast stall at the Races. We would load two hogs (dead, just in case you were wondering) at 4am into an old converted ambulance and drive to Hexham, Redcar, Sedgefield, wherever over the Northern circuit. The pork cooked during the 5-6 hour journey.
Yes, get to it, they cry. .
So one wintry day we arrived at the top of the steep hill at Hexham, and found one door open, and a deficit in the number of hog roasts. By one.
Best of all is the Northumberland Police launched a manhunt based on a motorist reporting a naked body being thrown from a van on the A69. . . .great tale "
Or tail with a curl in it. . . . |
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" I have been drinking Red wine this question entered my head random
OK, so you have to be patient. . . .but in a summer job I worked on a hog roast stall at the Races. We would load two hogs (dead, just in case you were wondering) at 4am into an old converted ambulance and drive to Hexham, Redcar, Sedgefield, wherever over the Northern circuit. The pork cooked during the 5-6 hour journey.
Yes, get to it, they cry. .
So one wintry day we arrived at the top of the steep hill at Hexham, and found one door open, and a deficit in the number of hog roasts. By one.
Best of all is the Northumberland Police launched a manhunt based on a motorist reporting a naked body being thrown from a van on the A69. . . .great tale
Or tail with a curl in it. . . ."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys, enough. It was amusing at first …
Sorry
No, I’m sorry for being a grump. Just not on top form tonight x"
I know you’re not great at it but take your best shot at us and we’ll call it even. Preferably the male half as she doesn’t use the forums |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
Following a large conference that I was hosting, we realised we had forgotten to arrange transportation for 10 , 6ft tall artificial laurel bushes. I ended up taking the bushes in the back of my camper van, back to the loan company. They completely filled the van  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys, enough. It was amusing at first …
Sorry
No, I’m sorry for being a grump. Just not on top form tonight x
I know you’re not great at it but take your best shot at us and we’ll call it even. Preferably the male half as she doesn’t use the forums "
Aww, bless you. Only that I hope you’re quite something to deserve the magnificence of that arse x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys, enough. It was amusing at first …
Sorry
No, I’m sorry for being a grump. Just not on top form tonight x
I know you’re not great at it but take your best shot at us and we’ll call it even. Preferably the male half as she doesn’t use the forums
Aww, bless you. Only that I hope you’re quite something to deserve the magnificence of that arse x"
Nah. I’m a dick |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
I used to have an international removal company.
Moved a lot of rubbish bins full of rubbish from the uk to Spain.
You would think that people would empty their kitchen rubbish bins before the movers arrive. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
When I was at uni in 2001 I got into web-hosting and by the time I graduated had over 2500 websites: I sold the business and moved them all to fast hosts, it was so stressful took about a week of uploading files and setting up ftp and email accounts , dns records etc plus all the domain registrations had to be transferred |
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My sex machines from my house to mom's house when I moved from the USA to the UK...the sybian she thinks is a balloon pump I attached a bike pump hose to it..my sneeky Pete fuck machine is in a suitcase under the bed I took the rod and swing arm off but it's remote controlled so I just never thought of what I'd say it was if she asked.
My heels nail polish and sex toys were in a 2nd checked bag and made the cut to the UK. |
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I was walking home from a gig and saw a small round object in the road. Walked up to it and a small cat uncurled. Moved it to the side of the road. It had a collar on and seemed ok. Walked off after I put it down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Turkish delight. I moved it from my box of sweets into the bin. Awful stuff
It stinks. Like eating solidified perfume
It wouldn’t be my first choice confectionery, but I do like the Fry’s chocolate covered one.
If you'd said frys chocolate mint cream, I'd have bought in to that x
God, it’s been years.
B and M are your store of choice for this x"
3foraquid bargain |
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"When I was at uni in 2001 I got into web-hosting and by the time I graduated had over 2500 websites: I sold the business and moved them all to fast hosts, it was so stressful took about a week of uploading files and setting up ftp and email accounts , dns records etc plus all the domain registrations had to be transferred "
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And that was before the days of cloud computing, dark fibre and SAN. |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
i remember moving house with my ex wife, as i was unpacking i found 10 gravey boats 10!!!!!!
i threw 9 away and she never noticed in the next 4 years until we split lol
or maybe that was why we split lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A donkey. From a dyke.
My grandparents retired to the coast and the donkeys that gave kids rides on the beach were kept in a field across from the bottom of their garden with a shallowish dyke between them. One evening one of the donkeys slipped down the banking and into the water. Being knee deep in the water it was stuck and couldn't get out. So I had to wade in and help it out and up the banking with my mum pulling it up with a makeshift bridle she'd made from the clothesline. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
A JCB excavator from over a dead body!
Poor guy had been run over by it and killed. The police contacted the company I worked for at that time requesting assistance, as the driver was in hospital. I went to the site and asked the officer what the problem was. He pointed to the body between the front and rear wheels, and the digger driver was in hospital suffering with shock.
They didn't want to drag the body from under the digger, but they wanted it moved without causing further damage, so I had to jack it up using its back bucket arm making sure the rear wheels were well up in the air and then roll it forwards on its front wheels until clear of the body before lowering the rear wheels down again.
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