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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

I have to say I have a few, potentially 2-3 who totally had me dickmatised and I’d sit back on their dick any chance I’d get cos the dick is TOO good. Also they are total snacks so as a package I’m like… he could LITERALLY get me to do anything yeh asked me to, cos his dick is that magical

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once."

U ever been pussy whipped? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X "

Still nope.

Just really good shrimp.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I like it when you think out loud Kylie haha x

Total snacks!

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I've been the dickmatiser

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X

Still nope.

Just really good shrimp."

Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X "

I have. Ouch.

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

I like posts like these because they really throw a wrench in that “I just want a nice funny guy” script people run with

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X

Still nope.

Just really good shrimp.

Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion

Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short answer, yes.

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By *otmyrealname99Man over a year ago

Manchester

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X

Still nope.

Just really good shrimp.

Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion

Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp "

More of a prawns guy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep absolutely I’ve have been in this situation a few times before

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"No.

But I had really good shrimp once.

U ever been pussy whipped? X

Still nope.

Just really good shrimp.

Can't beat good shrimp in my opinion

Sadly I don't think I've ever had really good shrimp. Good shrimp, I love shrimp, but I wouldn't say *really* good shrimp

More of a prawns guy?"

Y'know, sometimes a prawn mayo sandwich just hits the spot. But again, none that were *really* good.

Now lobster & crayfish - I've had excellent of both. I suppose they count as really good shrimp in a non-taxonomical way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

. I like it when you think out loud Kylie haha x

Total snacks!

Better than take aways, I tell ya x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like posts like these because they really throw a wrench in that “I just want a nice funny guy” script people run with"

Magical dick takes all , sowwwyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep absolutely I’ve have been in this situation a few times before

Hate to admit? X I mean, just embrace it.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

This must be like being boobmatised- when you could just lie there & grope all the time.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yep,just the one though. I was well and truly caught in his dicksand and even when he messages now, years later, I feel myself clenching in preparation.

He wasn't a fuckboy though. Just human. Prone to silliness with my goldicock. Now, in my old age, I'm more likely to be dickstracted by a kind, intelligent man who I think about constantly and captures the interest of my vagina and mind.

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance"

Like a pendulum ?

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance

Like a pendulum ?

Peendulum*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

DANGER ZONE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance

Like a pendulum ?

this is the exact trance face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

Go you !!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other.

(Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling)

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance"

Dont forget the helicopter dude

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

I’ve definitely had that what a lady and not afraid to admit I’ve been pussywhipped ..

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes i spend hours looking at my cock swing left and right in the mirror in a trance

Dont forget the helicopter dude

"
thats the warm up

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. "

Aww this is such a cute thought.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. "

Dickees

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Scrolled through hoping someone else would ask what pussy whipping was. Seems everyone knows….I still haven’t a clue

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Yes. Probably better awaits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees. "

Cuuuuuteeeee x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues. "

Sell out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other.

(Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling) "

EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other.

(Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling)

EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous

So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other.

(Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling)

EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous

So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls

And the answer is always. COME OVER, IM WAITING

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"As a man that makes me slightly terrified...to think that a woman can get that mesmerized/obsessed (don't even know what the correct word would be) with a man's penis

True story

I mean obviously it has to come with the whole package, not just a dick as a piece on its own.

But dayummmm, when u are attracted to him and his dick is out of this world. A dangerous situ is created

Yup. Think I was hypn0tised by all of him tbh. Amazing sex, dickmatised, just hot sex and we did a few firsts with each other. It was always full of passion, we couldn’t get enough of each other.

(Wouldn’t let me post with correct hyp spelling)

EXACTLY! I mean it’s an mix of all of it but so so so dangerous

So dangerous! Lots of late night booty calls

And the answer is always. COME OVER, IM WAITING

Sometimes I’d be soooo tired and he’d message, I couldn’t resist

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers! "

Only 16?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better that than being dicksappointed Kyles

Ya know that feeling when they're hot but their cock don't cut it...

'Dicksappointed'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look into my eye.....

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"Look into my eye....."

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look into my eye.....

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. "

My eye is down here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Better that than being dicksappointed Kyles

Ya know that feeling when they're hot but their cock don't cut it...

'Dicksappointed'"

The worst disappointment of all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

“DICKMATYSE, DICKMATYSE ME!! “

INXS

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Absolutely I used to see someone in my early 20s and my god I would have mounted him at any given opportunity, that ache when you weren’t with him, my constant go to wank material was the memories of how good it felt - if I recall on those times to this day he still sets my fanny a flutter!

In my old age I can reflect on the fact he was a total dickhead but he had a mighty fine dick! Xx

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers!

Only 16?

That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Have seen some good looking ones! Not to veiny nice tight balls and fluff free! Those are nice to admire and touch and suck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Absolutely I used to see someone in my early 20s and my god I would have mounted him at any given opportunity, that ache when you weren’t with him, my constant go to wank material was the memories of how good it felt - if I recall on those times to this day he still sets my fanny a flutter!

In my old age I can reflect on the fact he was a total dickhead but he had a mighty fine dick! Xx"

Cheers to that and recognising the bad and the good

x x

Love ya dancer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have seen some good looking ones! Not to veiny nice tight balls and fluff free! Those are nice to admire and touch and suck x"

I mean it’s not much about how they look, I guess obviously a pretty penis helps.

But more like they know how to use it good and the package a whole just works, so much so, that you may forget they are total douchebags but you forgo that cos DICK IS MAGICAL

and owner knows it too

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nope. I had the opposite - we got on great, loads in common, he was very handsome, plenty of attraction. Sadly when we got to the bedroom we just didn't connect. I was so disappointed, I went back for round two in case it was better, but nope. Showed me the importance on being on the same page as someone else sexually, no matter how well suited you are in other ways!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope. I had the opposite - we got on great, loads in common, he was very handsome, plenty of attraction. Sadly when we got to the bedroom we just didn't connect. I was so disappointed, I went back for round two in case it was better, but nope. Showed me the importance on being on the same page as someone else sexually, no matter how well suited you are in other ways!

Mrs TMN x

A true dicksappoint

Not to be confused with a dick appointment

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

I have to say, I love dickmatising women. Doesn't happen with them all, but when it does, you're gonna have fun

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

I haven’t a clue what you’re on about OP. I’m so old

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By *lectrumMan over a year ago

south shields

I get more vaginamatised

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By *issEmmWoman over a year ago

Bournemouth

No, never. Now I feel like I’m missing out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tick tock motherfucker

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Yes I have, just the once. And i can't keep away from him even though he's an absolute dick/fuckboy most of the time

He knows me and my body so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have and he ruined my mental health and self confidence. Getting it back slowly now but it was a truly toxic relationship from the word go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tick tock motherfucker"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I have, just the once. And i can't keep away from him even though he's an absolute dick/fuckboy most of the time

He knows me and my body so well "

That’s what fucks us up. Cos we know how good the sex is (and the dick). That we just kind of forget the 1599 red flags about him

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

"I like posts like these because they really throw a wrench in that “I just want a nice funny guy” script people run with"

What he said

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple over a year ago

Rushden

A few times I've found myself in situations that I can't remember how it started but couldn't bring myself to stop it.

It's the feeling I always want but dread it happening

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers!

Only 16?

That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer. "

Fair point

as long as I get a freebie thrown in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tick tock motherfucker"

Other social media platforms are available.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tick tock motherfucker

Other social media platforms are available."

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Yes I have, just the once. And i can't keep away from him even though he's an absolute dick/fuckboy most of the time

He knows me and my body so well

That’s what fucks us up. Cos we know how good the sex is (and the dick). That we just kind of forget the 1599 red flags about him

Ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How did I know who the OP would be just by the title of the thread?

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By *inx.x3Woman over a year ago

Bath

If I say no does that mean all the dick Iv had has been trash?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, I have been. Also been ballsmatised. It's when you put them in your mouth and they warm up and the sack loosens up and stretches and then you let them hang and blow at them while they're still wet. And the sack starts tightening up and shrinking. It's like it has the life of its own. Could spend quite some time playing like this

"
oooo never had that done before looks like something i can add to the list

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By *itzi999Woman over a year ago

Slough

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Aye when it’s good it’s very good in all aspects, but he is so much more than his cock though and that will always mean more than a good dick.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I thought all you ladies just wanted nice guys with personalities?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought all you ladies just wanted nice guys with personalities?

...and a cock to die for

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick...

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..."

No, you scare them into submission

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick...

No, you scare them into submission

Probably

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

Mesmerised by muff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..."

Exactly !

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick...

No, you scare them into submission

Probably

Though your hair probably smells delicious

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

She must be talking about Superman

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"No guys has ever held my attention/attraction just because of his dick..."

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By *iny_tight_pussWoman over a year ago

wednesbury

I had a guy once who had a massive head on his cock. When it was inside me every stroke was amazing and had my cuming again and again. Needless to say we fucked a lot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the most sexual random place you have it.

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

That is the goal

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By *iny_tight_pussWoman over a year ago

wednesbury

"What's the most sexual random place you have it. "

I once fucked a guy in a cave when I used to do caving

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By *xplorer666Man over a year ago

Bolton

In a field i know it's probably not that wild.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking along after few drinks so horny went in Cemetery dark at night this lady I met she was fucking amazing I glazed her like a donut. the light rain coming down on our naked body's as well it was so sexual I creamed twice.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Kinda. One of my partners has managed to give me orgasms that are totally different to any other I've had before. They're not necessarily better or worse than others, just different. The novelty is kinda addictive.

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

I have a favourite penis, is that the same thing?

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By *ower Couple - NorfolkCouple over a year ago

Watton

Luckily yes, so I am keeping him!

But it is not just his sick, but his tongue, hands everything. He just seems to know exactly what he is doing with my body

I have never cum as much, as hard or as deeply as I have with him.

He comes with some real baggage of an ex wife and kids, but totally worth it! I am even willing to share him with the right woman (ie one I fancy ??)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubber dicks don't count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the most sexual random place you have it.

I once fucked a guy in a cave when I used to do caving "
I'll have to go caving

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

They’re dickmatised, and they’re ancient, and they like to roam the land…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They’re dickmatised, and they’re ancient, and they like to roam the land….."

Classic tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a favourite penis, is that the same thing?"

Needs to be deeper than that, the kind of penis attached to a guy who could almost make you do anything he asks cos the sex is so good x ya know what I mean right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How did I know who the OP would be just by the title of the thread?

Am I becoming predictable?

foooook sakeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too

No point betting when you're speaking from experience

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By *ellinever70Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

I can't say I get that giddy, no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did I know who the OP would be just by the title of the thread?

Am I becoming predictable?

foooook sakeeee

I think it was just the word “dickmatised”…

Classic Kylie

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By *esthetic21Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

This always happens to me because the dick is so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This always happens to me because the dick is so good "

SO GOOD

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By *esthetic21Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"This always happens to me because the dick is so good

SO GOOD

"
soooooo good apparently

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By *aughtycp1Couple over a year ago

Leicestershire

Yes I've met a couple of guys with gorgeous cocks that I can't get enough of. For me a guy want to swing with has to have a sexy cock x

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"I have a favourite penis, is that the same thing?

Needs to be deeper than that, the kind of penis attached to a guy who could almost make you do anything he asks cos the sex is so good x ya know what I mean right?

Ahhh yes! That feeling

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Look at my dick ..not around the dick ..just ghe dick dick dick....and you're back in the room

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

I know exactly what you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've dickmitised a couple of women in the past. I won't go into too much detail but she'd never cum before so on our 1st meet I made her cum orally then 4 times during sex.

( totally true too )

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've tonguematized one or two myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've dickmitised a couple of women in the past. I won't go into too much detail but she'd never cum before so on our 1st meet I made her cum orally then 4 times during sex.

( totally true too )"

Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

I know exactly what you mean

We all Victims of the good dick

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

Is this thread about me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this thread about me? "

I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough

Somebody can be dickmatised by a 6” if the owner is amazing at using it and say, we are very attracted to him, but somehow he can be a bit of a jerk but he’s so good in bed, we kinda bend over backwards for them.

So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

"Is this thread about me?

I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough

So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised

Again is this thread about me?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Is this thread about me?

I mean just a pretty dick isn’t enough

So the dick is figuratively speaking. But more to say that they are so good in bed or there’s sexual chemistry that we are literally dickmatised

Never settle for a jerk Kylie x

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers!

Only 16?

That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer.

Fair point

as long as I get a freebie thrown in "

But of course. Free nipple tassels with all orders.

I actually love when makers drop some haribo or something in with the order, etsy is great for that sort of thing.

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're so lovely Kylie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're so lovely Kylie "

Am I really x

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You're so lovely Kylie

Am I really x

I'd go for a drink with you anytime. No naughtiness though, I'm way too old and frazzled, and old enough to be your dad. It'd be a hoot though x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have been pussytised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've dickmitised a couple of women in the past. I won't go into too much detail but she'd never cum before so on our 1st meet I made her cum orally then 4 times during sex.

( totally true too )

Cool story bro

Eek too much detail ?

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By *urvybeckiWoman over a year ago

Enfield

Yeah had one cock I would do anything for, it was huge and would stay hard whenever I had the pleasure of it, was like a snake

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket.

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though .

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I gave a guy a black eye with my cock during a couple meet just before covid kicked off. Got abit carried away face fucking and pulled out them whammed in to fast and missed and hit the poor chap full helmet into the eye socket.

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though . "

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Well I've learnt a new word today

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I've met a few people who have suffered from this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I've learnt a new word today

YAY TO THAT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though . "

Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real

A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and

A) it seriously hurt

B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye

aaahh the good times

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"I give my best when I'm really into someone so the dicking you got likely reflects well upon you, dickees.

Dickees

Starting a clothing brand.

Dickees fuckwear.

Can't envision any issues.

Sell out

16% discount for all fabbers!

Only 16?

That's all LH offer on here! I'm an independent start-up. All handmade. Finest materials Stoke has to offer.

Fair point

as long as I get a freebie thrown in

But of course. Free nipple tassels with all orders.

I actually love when makers drop some haribo or something in with the order, etsy is great for that sort of thing. "

Yeah a free lil pack of love hearts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though .

Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real

A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and

A) it seriously hurt

B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye

aaahh the good times

I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dickmatised is a great word. I've Dickmatised three ladies, one has a boyfriend and she is still under my control. I've tried telling her to concentrate on her boyfriend and she won't leave me alone. She even still tells me she loves me.

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

So what’s Dicksand then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though .

Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real

A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and

A) it seriously hurt

B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye

aaahh the good times

I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations! "

HAHAHAH!!! Imagine

what the fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dickmatised is a great word. I've Dickmatised three ladies, one has a boyfriend and she is still under my control. I've tried telling her to concentrate on her boyfriend and she won't leave me alone. She even still tells me she loves me. "

Wow, your dick energy must be goooood

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'll have to say no, never get that attached to them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing a grown man cry over a dick to the eye , traumatic indeed

his wife found it hilarious though .

Hahah! To be fair eye damage is very real

A beau’s cum shot accidentally hit my eye once and

A) it seriously hurt

B) had to send a selfie to my bestie to ask if I needed to go to A&E cos… I looked like I was about to turn into a zombie with the red eye

aaahh the good times

I read that as BEAR. I kept reading with my mouth opening wide - thinking OMG Kylie how do you get yourself into these situations!

HAHAHAH!!! Imagine

what the fuck

Precisely!!

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

My name is Red and I am a survivor... I used to be addicted but I am now 6 days sober...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My name is Red and I am a survivor... I used to be addicted but I am now 6 days sober... "

Thanks for coming forward

take one day at a time

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

I know exactly what you mean

We all Victims of the good dick

We need to start a support group or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

I know exactly what you mean

We all Victims of the good dick

We need to start a support group or something

I AGREE 100%

we getting T-shirts and stickers and all? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tick follows tock follows tick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short answer, yes."

Sweet shrimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have been pussytised

Been pussytised for sure

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By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!"

Think she was talking purely about the dick

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By *enelope2UWoman over a year ago

Fife

No not really.. but had a human dildo guy we would fuck 3-4 hours different rooms different positions grab a snack continue it was bliss.. buy I'm an oral person so I'd gladly give up dickmatized for lickmatized.. I can toy myself it won't lick itself.

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By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick "

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

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By *enelope2UWoman over a year ago

Fife

"Girls, u ever had a dick so good that you were entranced and totally dickmatised by your beau?

Probably put up with some real fuck boy behaviour cos … will I ever find a dick that good again?

Sorry, just really thinking out loud. AGAIN!

I know exactly what you mean

We all Victims of the good dick

We need to start a support group or something

I AGREE 100%

we getting T-shirts and stickers and all? X "

naw nope sorry never.. I have too many categories outside of just dick..yet to find a dick worth vetoing other categories for JUST dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell

you know them ones right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell

you know them ones right?

I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

I've had this a few times

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

Good dick certainly gets me in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble "
i got a feeling you enjoy being in trouble

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble i got a feeling you enjoy being in trouble

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble "

Mines only bad it never behaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell

you know them ones right?

I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised"

She pussywhipped you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good dick certainly gets me in trouble "

Wanna join our DA (dickaholic anonymous) meetings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too often, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell

you know them ones right?

I think I have this, but with one particular Lady. Pussymatised

She pussywhipped you

That’s what got me addicted !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too

No point betting when you're speaking from experience

And there I was trying to be subtle for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you're the sort of woman who tickles a mans dots between his balls and chocolate starfish too

No point betting when you're speaking from experience

And there I was trying to be subtle for you

Oops

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By *uggyBear1Man over a year ago

Bristol

Fascinating thread, so many time you hear negatives about guys who are big.Its ok to like and enjoy a big Willy ????

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By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Absolutely. Has to be attached to a non dickish guy. But there is definitely one i could worship every day. It fits me perfectly hits all the right spots and tastes delicious. It'd dicktastic!!

Think she was talking purely about the dick

As was I. But if the dick is attached to a dick. I'm drying up like the Sahara meaning I wouldn't be dickmatised by the dick.

What if he’s charming and handsome but a bit of a dick. Like you know deep down he’s a bit of a dick and wrong on so many levels but you are under his spell

you know them ones right?

Ha. Yeah they are a whole other level. Some start out like that they go from the dickmatised category to dicktrauma category if the dickish side of them outweighs the charm.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

I've have had the pleasure of dickmatiseing. Many women over the years and never cease to be in wonder on the effect I have from the earthshaking multiple orgasms

To the woman not been able to speak in cohearant terms to them not been able to stand .you women are such wonderful creatures

With greater capacity for sexual enjoyment .its pleasure to serve you with my dick .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Known to have the devils dick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^ he has a red hot dick.

Antibiotics might fix it.

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