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What's the most disgusting thing someone can do on a meet?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
I love to receive spitting 
But agree that the person shouldn't have done such a thing without asking for consent. |
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
Ewwwww  That would definitely be the end of the meet for me! Things like that are ‘popular’ in porn but very niche in real life - and should definitely be agreed upon beforehand. I had a social with a young guy local to me once. He had at least 8 teeth missing and was wearing a very ‘chavvy’ outfit. Not disgusting - but certainly off putting. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.
Oh hell I'd have thrown up instantly  "
Thrown up and slapped them simultaneously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
Disgusting. But brilliant use of the word globule. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When she tells you she can't give a bj due to a tooth abscess but then removes her glass eye and says but I can improvise...."
Why were you with my ex?,Don’t let her improvise |
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
That's revolting I'd have walked out and told him why. As others have said that should have been discussed prior to the act. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without checking if that's what someone likes, that's pretty fucked up and seriously gross.
Feel sorry for you having to experience that.
"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
I mean, I loved it when some guys done it to me, but the right sexual energy had to be there for me to enjoy that 
ANYWAY
I think like if he smells or his breath stinks, I’m literally out of there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drove off left me in the middle off nowhere with a 3 mile walk home and a face full off cum
Had to use my sock to wipe it up
Was young and dum
Was staying with parents so meeting at mine wasn’t a option
Car fun sound good
Started in the car sed he couldn’t get comfortable so can we do it outside I sed yes
Done the deeds splat on my face
Asked if he had something to clean up with
He sed yes I have baby wipes under the drivers seat hold on I get them
Hop in the car drove off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something 
I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?
'Condom' "
Isn’t that the sign off true love fishing a used condom out off them after someone finished with them ha ha |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something
I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?
'Condom' "
Wow |
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By *Jstarsolo OP Woman
over a year ago
Wombwell, Barnsley |
Wonder how long that had been in there!!
"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something
I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?
'Condom' "
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"Wonder how long that had been in there!!
When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something
I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?
'Condom' "
To say was lost for words, would be an understatement lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Smelly and unwashed, especially around the nether regions, is also a definite no no."
100# you should always be clean and fresh to play anything else is just unacceptable |
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There was 2 couples and my wife and myself playing on a bed in a club in Manchester, one girl had been drinking and probably taking drugs shit herself, the married guy she was with disappeared double quick and the owner of the club called the police.
We both felt pretty bad about it and thought about taking her home but didn't know how she'd react in the morning to being stripped and
cleaned up |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Pull their pants down skid marks everywhere and say want to lick my butt...
....... Noooooooo  "
You laugh but that has happened to me. Only difference was the skid marks weren't on his undercrackers but his arse.
Where's my vom emoji when I need it? |
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By *xmcdTV/TS
over a year ago
Wrexham |
Well one meet I went on -
Turned up at his house, looked a bit messy from outside but the area could be said to be run down. Door was unlocked went in and he was just out of the shower he said, he was lay on his sofa using a towel to wipe his arse to his gooch and he put the towel on the floor and there was a massive skid mark on it - nah I said and left |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Pull their pants down skid marks everywhere and say want to lick my butt...
....... Noooooooo
You laugh but that has happened to me. Only difference was the skid marks weren't on his undercrackers but his arse.
Where's my vom emoji when I need it? "
oh noooooooo |
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"or who you thought they were"
This is clearly not up to them, no? I found people often will make up a persona about someone and then proceed to act disappointed if they weren’t who they imagined them to be. |
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"We were in a club both us guys were lay back getting blown my wife was blowing him when he let rip with the loudest bubbling farther. His wife who was blowing me just stood up and walked out"
Mean fart not father |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai |
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"I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai "
Well it could have been worse she could have eaten it a few hours before..then it wouldn't have been her breath you'd be worrying about.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat? |
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.
Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat?"
Oh god  thanks for that image in my head! |
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Went on a really nice date once with a lovely guy, a really nice guy with a pretty smile and sparkly eyes, we were having a fab time! I even said "We're having a fab time!" and he laughed at my little play on words like ha ha, you said Fab in public, oh such character.
Then he ripped his own face off and for fucksake lads, it was Nic Cage all along! Absolute bastard, the look on my face which was my real actual face!
...still shagged him though.
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"If you want the worst possible answer to this question just Google the urban myth
Slovakian Traffic Cone
But don't say I didn't warn you  "
Why does curiosity always get the better of me, despite knowing from the outset that it's going to be extremely unpleasant???
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"Went on a really nice date once with a lovely guy, a really nice guy with a pretty smile and sparkly eyes, we were having a fab time! I even said "We're having a fab time!" and he laughed at my little play on words like ha ha, you said Fab in public, oh such character.
Then he ripped his own face off and for fucksake lads, it was Nic Cage all along! Absolute bastard, the look on my face which was my real actual face!
...still shagged him though.
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Omg!  |
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."
spitting is vile yes , i had a guy do this too me so I punched him in the mouth and he got bent out of shape real fast over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.
Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat?
Oh god thanks for that image in my head! "
Oh my god id be raging at that yuck |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
London/ South West (Devon, Somerset). |
Starting to lick a gf’s pussy in the dark and slowly as my eyes got accustomed to the dark I realised her butt hole was covered with those little balls of toilet roll, the ones that get stuck after a real messy one. Yuk. I was out of there (the pussy) double quick. Even today 20 odd years later I’m still cautious of ladies called Michelle. ( sorry to all the impeccably clean Michelle’s out there) |
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"I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai
Well it could have been worse she could have eaten it a few hours before..then it wouldn't have been her breath you'd be worrying about.. "
Getting up in the middle of the night and pissing on the dressing table takes some beating tho |
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