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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your back is too hairy!

Why wouldn't you fuck one of the posters on this thread?

Posters, you're willingly withdrawing from the right to being upset over any answer, do your best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why the hell not lets gooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why the hell not lets gooo!!!"

I would fuck you but I’m not into goo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you if I was a lesbian but I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why the hell not lets gooo!!!

I would fuck you but I’m not into goo."

How dare you they are perfectly enjoyable overpriced deserts lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you if I was a lesbian but I'm not

I would fuck you if you were lesbian but you're not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you if I was a lesbian but I'm not

Nope, I'm struggling to thinking any possible reason I wouldn't fuck her??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you both if I was a lesbian, but I’m not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why the hell not lets gooo!!!

I would fuck you but I’m not into goo.

How dare you they are perfectly enjoyable overpriced deserts lol."

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"Your back is too hairy!

Why wouldn't you fuck one of the posters on this thread?

Posters, you're willingly withdrawing from the right to being upset over any answer, do your best

I would fuck you but for your discrimination against red grapes...

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I only fuck attractive people

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I would fuck you both if I was a lesbian, but I’m not

I would fuck you but I don't wanna

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I would fuck you but you look like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would fuck you, but I don't like to see a grown man cry

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

I would fuck but you will make me cry.

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By *l6789Man over a year ago

croydon

I would fuck you but my balls don’t swing in that direction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but my balls don’t swing in that direction "

I would fuck you but your body hair looks like 2 balls, a tiny shaft and a massive helmet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you but your hundreds of miles away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would fuck you but your hundreds of miles away "

I would fuck you but my love is for grapes only

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would fuck you, but your pants would get in the way

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By *l6789Man over a year ago

croydon

"I would fuck you but my balls don’t swing in that direction

I would fuck you but your body hair looks like 2 balls, a tiny shaft and a massive helmet

I would fuck you but I prefer a hobnob to a Jaffa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but your hundreds of miles away

I would fuck you but my love is for grapes only

Sure we could involve grapes in some way

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"I would fuck you but your hundreds of miles away

I would fuck you but my love is for grapes only

Sure we could involve grapes in some way "

Or we can include bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you, but it wouldn't be worth it, it'd be over in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to"

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm polishing my bald spot

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By *awpleasureMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I would fuck you but I'm too busy watching the cricket

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By *annydevonMan over a year ago

Exeter

I would fuck you but you haven;t messaged me back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds."

Story of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather wrap razor wire around my balls and go bungee jumping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather wrap razor wire around my balls and go bungee jumping."

A simple no would do. Jeez.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds.

Story of my life."

Awkward timing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds.

Story of my life."

I’m a bit too chubby for a deadpool costume so I can’t even pretend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds.

Story of my life.

Awkward timing. "

I'd be disappointed it wasn't actually John Bon Jovi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to

I would fuck you but I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds.

Story of my life.

Awkward timing.

I'd be disappointed it wasn't actually John Bon Jovi

He makes up for it with his huge weapon.

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

I would but I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but I would

I would but you are too young!

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By *awpleasureMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I would fuck you, but your pants would get in the way "

But these are my lucky pants and I won't rip them, even for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you, but your pants would get in the way

But these are my lucky pants and I won't rip them, even for you. "

I don't want to. Soz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would fuck you, but your pants would get in the way

But these are my lucky pants and I won't rip them, even for you.

I don't want to. Soz. "

But you wear knee high boots!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you, but your pants would get in the way

But these are my lucky pants and I won't rip them, even for you.

I don't want to. Soz.

But you wear knee high boots! "

Sometimes with nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you but you don't want to fuck me

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Same lovely guy but I'm very straight

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By *lidMan over a year ago

Cambridge

I am straight so there will be no fucking here

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I would fuck you but I'm too hungry! Food comes 1st haha esp if its 'chicken wings or CrispyDuck'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Same lovely guy but I'm very straight "

I would fuck you but I'd squash you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Same lovely guy but I'm very straight

I would fuck you but I'd squash you "

I would fuck you, butt

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Same lovely guy but I'm very straight

I would fuck you but I'd squash you

I would fuck you, butt "

I would fuck you but we are both straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but I've been banged so much my vagina resembles a paper bag.. no penis will no longer fit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t like putting my manhood in paper bags

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x"

Didn’t do that for me,I win

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x"

Your haggis breath would put me off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off! "

Your beard is too big!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off! "

I would fuck you but your beard would scratch me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off! "

Shut it speccy

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

[Removed by poster at 12/03/22 15:48:10]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you

But an three hundred and sixty miles away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I am invisible, apparently!

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

You would though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

I would fuck you but …

there is no but

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"But I am invisible, apparently!

I would fuck you, but you make me feel inadequate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I am invisible, apparently!

Not

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would, but I need to wash my hair

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

Comes over all faint.

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

I would fuck you but …

there is no but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

Comes over all faint.

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

I would fuck you but …

there is no but

But you wear a sarong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone beat you to it but there’s always seconds

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

Comes over all faint.

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

I would fuck you but …

there is no but

Comes over all faint. (swoon)

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

Because you’re a bet loser

Don’t remind me

Comes over all faint.

I would fuck you if you weren’t too young x

Your haggis breath would put me off!

Shut it speccy

I would fuck you but I'm too old.

I would fuck you but …

there is no but

But you wear a sarong

It's not just a sarong, it's a pink sarong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My restraining order prevents me from being within 500 meters of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're hidden...

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You're hidden..."

I've already had you Geraldine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're hidden..."

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

No but x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

I’d fuck you but I can’t seem to get past the security at your mansion.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

Fifey and I will take one for the team.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

Fifey and I will take one for the team.

Too right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

I’d fuck you but I can’t seem to get past the security at your mansion."

Sorry about that. I had warned them about the lady with the arse hanging out of the blue thong.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

I’d fuck you but I can’t seem to get past the security at your mansion.

Sorry about that. I had warned them about the lady with the arse hanging out of the blue thong."

That's what happens when you live beside burke and hares

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youre too far away!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Youre too far away!"

Never too far away from you

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Youre too far away!"

I'd fuck you but your car is faster than mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're hidden...

I’d fuck you but you’re my Fab twin. And that would be just plain weird.

, Dieu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness"

I would fuck you but you have short term memory loss and can't remember what you said.

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

You have been given a forum time out

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

I have nothing else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

I have nothing else

You don't have a penis!

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I have standards (no one in particular... Or to everyone)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have standards, apparently!

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"You have standards, apparently!

I would fuck you, but you have standards!

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

I would fuck you but I'd be burnt at the stake for fornicating with the Devil!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Handsome chap but I wouldn’t because i’m straight

I would fuck you but I'd be burnt at the stake for fornicating with the Devil! "

I’m banned from coming within 15 miles of Aberdeen

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

I have nothing else

You don't have a penis!"

Why wasn't that my first answer

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

I would fuck you but I'm a nun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license."

Licence*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*"

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes "

I would fuck you but you don't want me to

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By *lidMan over a year ago

Cambridge

I would fuck you but .. I am just waiting for an invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes

I would fuck you but you don't want me to

I don't remember that conversation

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I would fuck you, but you're just too tall

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes

I would fuck you but you don't want me to

I don't remember that conversation

…. Because I never shag silhouettes.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes

I would fuck you but you don't want me to

I don't remember that conversation

…. Because I never shag silhouettes.

I would shag your but my arse has just prolapsed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I'm a nun

I would fuck you but there’s about 350 speed cameras on the drive up to Aberdeen and I don’t want to lose my license.

Licence*

I don't agree with your views on jaffa cakes

I would fuck you but you don't want me to

I don't remember that conversation

…. Because I never shag silhouettes.

A wise choice

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I would fuck you senseless if you were a woman but your not

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

I have nothing else

Oh I beg to differ.

(eyes out on stalks)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve no testosterone in my body

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

You won't meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mum told me

Not to speak to strangers

And I smoke

Fart in bed

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

"My mum told me

Not to speak to strangers

And I smoke

Fart in bed

I would fuck uou but I am on a diet and I am in fear that you might make me eat lots of Jaffa cakes and put weight on !

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

"You have been given a forum time out

Phew the timeout has finished.

I have nothing else

Oh I beg to differ.

I do love a Roger the Rabbit stare

(eyes out on stalks)"

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

I would fuck you but I need to take my goldfish for a walk first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but I may traumatise you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but I may traumatise you

Think I’d traumatise you

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By *dalisqueWoman over a year ago

land of make believe

"I would fuck you but I need to take my goldfish for a walk first

Harsh!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of jd at bar

And fish chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness

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By *eliusMan over a year ago

Henlow

I would fcku you but I’m dyslexic

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd have to chase you and I'm not built for running.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would, but I’m scared you shoot me with your blaster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd have to chase you and I'm not built for running.

Chunky, I can’t run the length of myself. I was watching a chase scene in a film earlier, thinking ‘well I’d be totally fucked in that scenario’.

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By *ewey613Man over a year ago

ottawa

I don’t want to cheat on your mum

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I don’t want to cheat on your mum

Aw bugger you're in Canada.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd have to chase you and I'm not built for running.

Chunky, I can’t run the length of myself. I was watching a chase scene in a film earlier, thinking ‘well I’d be totally fucked in that scenario’.

Let's fuck each others brains out then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I don’t want to cheat on your mum

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I'd probably end up playing cats cradle with your top

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but you’re 400 miles away right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm relieved there is distance

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By *ittleRed18Woman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan over a year ago

London

I would but not just the once

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

@_hoir I would fuck you, but I just masturbated and am feeling sated and drained and I would not want my performance to be lacking, lacklustre or disappointing. How about back rubs and massages while I recharge instead?

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you are too close to home

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

But I would have to stand on my tippy toes for doggy and that's just not going to happen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

Amen to that.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

Amen to that.

Your too far away fella.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

Amen to that.

Your too far away fella. "

I would fuck you, but I’m allergic to penises!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

Amen to that.

Your too far away fella.

I would fuck you, but I’m allergic to penises! "

Phew.

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

Massages are extremely welcome

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you are too close to home

This is fine but half of us is there and half of us is elsewhere :P

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By *hoirCouple over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I would fuck you but I don't think you could handle the size of my dildo

You best had the pointy end then

Pointy end???

I would fuck you but you are so far away

I would fuck you but you might start singing hymns and want to go to church

"Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your body would crumble as your mind collapsed into madness"

I couldn't handle your magic cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be too far away

Always the way, isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be too far away

Always the way, isn’t it

..but I don’t want to upset the Aberdeen clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the story of my life .... a road less trod is a fuck missed by many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your too local

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your tits are too small, hair too short and your fanny is inside out.

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Your too local

"
I'd fuck you but you've got something dangling out your skirt, oh sorry it's a kilt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You spend all day naked opening beer bottles with your arse cheeks

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"You spend all day naked opening beer bottles with your arse cheeks"

If only you had a dad bod.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your too local

I'd fuck you but you've got something dangling out your skirt, oh sorry it's a kilt

It's the closest thing you'll get to a skirt

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Your too local

I'd fuck you but you've got something dangling out your skirt, oh sorry it's a kilt

It's the closest thing you'll get to a skirt

I'd fuck you but I don't want to fight the sheep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your too local

I'd fuck you but you've got something dangling out your skirt, oh sorry it's a kilt

It's the closest thing you'll get to a skirt

I'd fuck you but I don't want to fight the sheep.

Even the sheep would ghost you

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Your too local

I'd fuck you but you've got something dangling out your skirt, oh sorry it's a kilt

It's the closest thing you'll get to a skirt

I'd fuck you but I don't want to fight the sheep.

Even the sheep would ghost you

Nae comment.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

…You have dirty fingers nails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... the thread has closed.

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