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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ? |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Oh god lol what an awful way to be found. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
Oh god lol what an awful way to be found. "
I know, right ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
I had that thought posing for the copycat thread last week |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Set filters to block. I fear you may be inundated with requests. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do, things like if my heart is pounding after a huge orgasm home alone.
Family find me with sex toys and the autopsy says death by orgasm after self pleasure
Yeah, I've thought about it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do, things like if my heart is pounding after a huge orgasm home alone.
Family find me with sex toys and the autopsy says death by orgasm after self pleasure
Yeah, I've thought about it
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Exactly that!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes one night alone using toys just about to cum and the phrase from ghostbusters “don’t cross the streams” or in my case wires popped into my head. Fits of giggles so I gave up lol"
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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Would suck more if died just before you cum haha
Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
That's funny but could happen but you'll be dead so don't worry about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would suck more if died just before you cum haha
Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha "
I’d be very worried if they said that about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Often. Sometimes I go wear shorts before bed after having the thought of being found dead naked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Hahaha absolutely brilliant |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Well that's an inappropriate thought I'll be having regularly now
Thanks |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
If you have thoughts like this but like a little tie and tease kink, read Stephen Kings Gerald's Game. It really opens the "what if..." question. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here.
Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face "
It does matter if death is not the end of you |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I worry when I put on old work from home boxers and end up nipping out. Being killed in a a car accident wearing Tesco boxers would be tragic, I like to save the nice ones for best. Some days it’s such a dilemma |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love your brain
I get call of the void. Its properly scary and exilerating at the same time "
My friend has that. Was very scary walking the cliffs of Cornwall with him |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
You would be surprised at the unusual circumstances that Accident and Emergency departments, doctors, nurses and morticians have to deal with.
One gentleman had to be extracted from his canine companion by a vet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need.
Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy.
Imagine if they buried you with it still there. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need.
Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy.
Imagine if they buried you with it still there. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies "
But I’d be too dead to dial |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d just be enjoying the moment to think about it.
Have thought about if have an accident though and who would go through my room…. But then I wouldn’t be around to worry about it "
Well I was enjoying the moment, until ‘that thought’ |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
All the damn time. Then I realise it will probably be my sister who finds me, and I realise that whatever I'm doing is probably not the worst thing she has seen someone do and I relax into the moment
Posh |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
I’ve dealt with some weird deaths could write a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most
Not necessarily true. I shit myself and I wasn’t dying.
Oh " cleanup in isle 3 |
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Hahaha this made me chuckle but first thought was omg I bet that anal orgasm was so intense as you thought it.
Was once in a mmf play when I was in 20s and cpl where 40s after few hours the guy sat in chair said he needed catch breath he told me keep playing with wife, as we played she whispered as I was about cum oh he has a heart problem so can’t orgasm hence I find men to push me over.
I wasn’t sure if she was trying scare me, put me off or arouse me but later found out they would play till his orgasm cos worried heart attack as cum so they met ppl to provide them. I walk away later on stunned at thought if happened to me how I’d feel. Now am the age thank god it hasn’t I’d miss orgasms of my own lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just discussing this with PNG
My opinion is why worry you'd be be dead. You can't feel shame or embarrassment once you are dead and at least you passed away doing something you enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!" "
Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies
But I’d be too dead to dial "
Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I worry when I put on old work from home boxers and end up nipping out. Being killed in a a car accident wearing Tesco boxers would be tragic, I like to save the nice ones for best. Some days it’s such a dilemma "
Life is too short to keep things for 'best' - wear the boxers, the perfume, the aftershave, use the 'good' crockery. Do what makes you happy. |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history
This gives me the fear also! My phone especially x"
This worries me - I mean, there are people (I.e. my parents) who I wouldn't want seeing some of the photos on my phone. It's definitely not family friendly! I also need someone to come round and de-toy/de-kink my flat!! |
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I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies
But I’d be too dead to dial
Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team "
I like your thinking, sounds like you’re experienced in this kind of thinking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx "
What if they gave you an mri |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx "
Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."
That would burn |
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri "
Oh ffs now you have made it worse!
X-ray machines also!!
Jo.Xx |
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."
Jo.Xx |
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There have been plenty of times that it looks like one of us is going to pass out, due to the extremity of the orgasm and the thought of what would happen if we both did has crossed our minds
There’s quite a few situations we’ve been in which, afterwards, we think ‘how would we explain that to our families’
We’ve already been to A&E thanks to a sex swing incident….don’t really need any more inappropriate thoughts at the wrong time
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face. |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face. "
I did not actually see this previous comment before posting mine above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
What porn are you watching |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
I have often thought whilst in a club,what if there was a fire Evacuation and the police and Fire brigade turned up. All those people stripped for action. That would take some explaining... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here.
Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer."
We get the same worry about all our photos lol. |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I've told my friend, who has a key to my house, to come get the suitcase from under my bed with all the toys and kinky stuff in it to dispose of it!"
At least you have yours in just one place!! I must put it all together...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?
Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.
I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?
Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.
I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead? "
It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m more worried that the paramedics are far more likely to find me in bed with my electric blanket on, towling pjs, a twirl in my hand and a good crime doc playing on Netflix
They’ll need to check my date of birth twice just to check that I’m not an 80 year old! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?
Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.
I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead?
It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be "
True. They might just think kinky bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!"
Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead "
That's very true. But also why I have exchanged passwords with a very good friend of mine at work so that we can clear our mobiles of 'suspect' data should one of us suddenly pop our clogs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing "
That’s a scary thought |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing
That’s a scary thought " I tripped, fell, and it just went in to me! Honest! |
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri
Oh ffs now you have made it worse!
X-ray machines also!!
Jo.Xx "
I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!! |
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
The obituary would read 'she enjoyed life to the max & beyond'x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
I think this is one of situations usually covered by a "died doing what they loved" quote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"
Someone would do an thread for you. |
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"I have these random thoughts too.
Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.
I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri
Oh ffs now you have made it worse!
X-ray machines also!!
Jo.Xx
I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!! "
I imagine a giant human pinball machine. My gosh the racket would be horrific!!
Not to mention the mess!! (Vomit)
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
Someone would do an thread for you. "
Aww they would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha hippychick, you make me smile. Did it put you off or did you still continue to orgasm?
If you die whilst doing that at least you'd die happy. Would you want your dildo put in your coffin with you, you know, just in case you need it in the 'afterlife'? |
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"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing
That’s a scary thought "
It honestly plagues me when they're on tip toes or in heels! |
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"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road
LvM"
I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha hippychick, you make me smile. Did it put you off or did you still continue to orgasm?
If you die whilst doing that at least you'd die happy. Would you want your dildo put in your coffin with you, you know, just in case you need it in the 'afterlife'? "
I did carry on .
Ooh, good question |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road
LvM
I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder. "
Back in the dark ages when I was about 18, a guy that worked with me in the pub used to wonder what it would feel like to be stabbed. And what it would feel like to stab someone. He decided to find out
(Yes, he was d*unk at the time) |
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