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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Oh god lol what an awful way to be found.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

So you were thinking of going to anal heaven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do sometimes think, "what if I'm in a car crash and my loved ones get my phone after I die"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

Oh god lol what an awful way to be found. "

I know, right ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

I had that thought posing for the copycat thread last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven "

I was already there baby

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Set filters to block. I fear you may be inundated with requests.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven

I was already there baby "

That’s my wank sorted for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do, things like if my heart is pounding after a huge orgasm home alone.

Family find me with sex toys and the autopsy says death by orgasm after self pleasure

Yeah, I've thought about it

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Depends who would find me? Family? Bit awkward!

Someone else? Sure they’ve done the same at some point so no bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I do, things like if my heart is pounding after a huge orgasm home alone.

Family find me with sex toys and the autopsy says death by orgasm after self pleasure

Yeah, I've thought about it

PNG x "

Exactly that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven

I was already there baby

That’s my wank sorted for tonight "

Should see the video

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By *ld StrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Telford

Yes one night alone using toys just about to cum and the phrase from ghostbusters “don’t cross the streams” or in my case wires popped into my head. Fits of giggles so I gave up lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

I try not to think OP, lest the dark shit spills up and out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Yes one night alone using toys just about to cum and the phrase from ghostbusters “don’t cross the streams” or in my case wires popped into my head. Fits of giggles so I gave up lol"

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By *rReyMan  over a year ago

Fleet

I try not to think, I get "what if..." anxiety and it kind of ruins the mood

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Would suck more if died just before you cum haha

Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

That's funny but could happen but you'll be dead so don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You deffo hear the funniest things in the world on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well at least if die you die doing something you love

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would suck more if died just before you cum haha

Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha "

I’d be very worried if they said that about me

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Lol! I get them often, but not at those moments! Haha!

I once had a meet with someone who had a huuuuuge scar down his chest… at the height of the meet he said “If I just drop dead, don’t get involved- just leave and call 999 from outside the hotel” he didn’t thankfully!

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By *oodturner69Man  over a year ago

coventry

Nice way to go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Often. Sometimes I go wear shorts before bed after having the thought of being found dead naked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Hahaha absolutely brilliant

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Well that's an inappropriate thought I'll be having regularly now

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha well to be truthful I would care as I be dead ha ha x

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By *rReyMan  over a year ago

Fleet


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

If you have thoughts like this but like a little tie and tease kink, read Stephen Kings Gerald's Game. It really opens the "what if..." question.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here.

Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer.

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I love your brain

I get call of the void. Its properly scary and exilerating at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face "

It does matter if death is not the end of you

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I worry when I put on old work from home boxers and end up nipping out. Being killed in a a car accident wearing Tesco boxers would be tragic, I like to save the nice ones for best. Some days it’s such a dilemma

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love your brain

I get call of the void. Its properly scary and exilerating at the same time "

My friend has that. Was very scary walking the cliffs of Cornwall with him

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

You would be surprised at the unusual circumstances that Accident and Emergency departments, doctors, nurses and morticians have to deal with.

One gentleman had to be extracted from his canine companion by a vet!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need.

Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy.

Imagine if they buried you with it still there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need.

Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy.

Imagine if they buried you with it still there. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need.

Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy.

Imagine if they buried you with it still there. "

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

There’s been worse. Look at David Carradine for example

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.

I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.

I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies "

But I’d be too dead to dial

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d just be enjoying the moment to think about it.

Have thought about if have an accident though and who would go through my room…. But then I wouldn’t be around to worry about it

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t think I’m too busy laughing at the post

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’d just be enjoying the moment to think about it.

Have thought about if have an accident though and who would go through my room…. But then I wouldn’t be around to worry about it "

Well I was enjoying the moment, until ‘that thought’

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can’t think I’m too busy laughing at the post "

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By *eliusMan  over a year ago

Henlow

No … but I probably will now. Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No … but I probably will now. Thanks for that "

Soz

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

All the damn time. Then I realise it will probably be my sister who finds me, and I realise that whatever I'm doing is probably not the worst thing she has seen someone do and I relax into the moment

Posh

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By *lym4realCouple  over a year ago

plymouth

Least you'd be found with a smile on your face but the tricky bit would be ..How did she die type of question that would be asked ??? ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

I’ve dealt with some weird deaths could write a book

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood? "

I manage to get back on track

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood?

I manage to get back on track "

Phew! I was worried it had ruined the day for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood?

I manage to get back on track

Phew! I was worried it had ruined the day for you. "

It did not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh Hippy . I’m sorry this made me howl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh Hippy . I’m sorry this made me howl "

It made me giggle too (after the fact, not at the time )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Hippy . I’m sorry this made me howl

It made me giggle too (after the fact, not at the time )"

I’m still imagining it and laughing

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham

Like that guy in Italy that got frozen in time having a wank when the volcano went off

I’ve got a friend that knows to empty my draws and delete my internet search history if I ever die

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most "

Trust you

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most "

Not necessarily true. I shit myself and I wasn’t dying.

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most

Not necessarily true. I shit myself and I wasn’t dying.

Oh "

cleanup in isle 3

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By *parrow77Man  over a year ago

cheshire

Hahaha this made me chuckle but first thought was omg I bet that anal orgasm was so intense as you thought it.

Was once in a mmf play when I was in 20s and cpl where 40s after few hours the guy sat in chair said he needed catch breath he told me keep playing with wife, as we played she whispered as I was about cum oh he has a heart problem so can’t orgasm hence I find men to push me over.

I wasn’t sure if she was trying scare me, put me off or arouse me but later found out they would play till his orgasm cos worried heart attack as cum so they met ppl to provide them. I walk away later on stunned at thought if happened to me how I’d feel. Now am the age thank god it hasn’t I’d miss orgasms of my own lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most

Trust you "

its true tho all thats missing is a tenalady and she would be praised for hygiene of death

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just discussing this with PNG

My opinion is why worry you'd be be dead. You can't feel shame or embarrassment once you are dead and at least you passed away doing something you enjoy

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Thank you Hippy, you have inspired me!

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history "

This gives me the fear also! My phone especially x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!" "

Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.

I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies

But I’d be too dead to dial "

Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I worry when I put on old work from home boxers and end up nipping out. Being killed in a a car accident wearing Tesco boxers would be tragic, I like to save the nice ones for best. Some days it’s such a dilemma "

Life is too short to keep things for 'best' - wear the boxers, the perfume, the aftershave, use the 'good' crockery. Do what makes you happy.

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history

This gives me the fear also! My phone especially x"

This worries me - I mean, there are people (I.e. my parents) who I wouldn't want seeing some of the photos on my phone. It's definitely not family friendly! I also need someone to come round and de-toy/de-kink my flat!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.

I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies

But I’d be too dead to dial

Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team "

I like your thinking, sounds like you’re experienced in this kind of thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx "

What if they gave you an mri

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx "

Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wont matter what's in your holes you'll be brown bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."

That would burn

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

What if they gave you an mri "

Oh ffs now you have made it worse!

X-ray machines also!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."

Jo.Xx

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've told my friend, who has a key to my house, to come get the suitcase from under my bed with all the toys and kinky stuff in it to dispose of it!

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There have been plenty of times that it looks like one of us is going to pass out, due to the extremity of the orgasm and the thought of what would happen if we both did has crossed our minds

There’s quite a few situations we’ve been in which, afterwards, we think ‘how would we explain that to our families’

We’ve already been to A&E thanks to a sex swing incident….don’t really need any more inappropriate thoughts at the wrong time

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a way to go though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

o/p at least they will say "Ah well at least he went with a smile on his face"!

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face. "

I did not actually see this previous comment before posting mine above.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

What porn are you watching

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By *orflondonerMan  over a year ago

Wood Green


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

I have often thought whilst in a club,what if there was a fire Evacuation and the police and Fire brigade turned up. All those people stripped for action. That would take some explaining...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess this is something people who have a wank with a belt around their neck have to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thinking hurts my brain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here.

Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer."

We get the same worry about all our photos lol.

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By *ansexualPandaMan  over a year ago

cumallover

I do wonder if I died what my family would think when they found my toy collection

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I've told my friend, who has a key to my house, to come get the suitcase from under my bed with all the toys and kinky stuff in it to dispose of it!"

At least you have yours in just one place!! I must put it all together...!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?

Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.

I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?

Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.

I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead? "

It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m more worried that the paramedics are far more likely to find me in bed with my electric blanket on, towling pjs, a twirl in my hand and a good crime doc playing on Netflix

They’ll need to check my date of birth twice just to check that I’m not an 80 year old!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly?

Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something.

I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead?

It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be "

True. They might just think kinky bugger.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

At least you were happy and smiling when they find you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!"

Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead "

That's very true. But also why I have exchanged passwords with a very good friend of mine at work so that we can clear our mobiles of 'suspect' data should one of us suddenly pop our clogs

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing "

That’s a scary thought

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing

That’s a scary thought "

I tripped, fell, and it just went in to me! Honest!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road

LvM

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By *moothdick68Man  over a year ago

Worcester


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

What if they gave you an mri

Oh ffs now you have made it worse!

X-ray machines also!!

Jo.Xx "

I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!!

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

I like to think that someone isn't going to find me in my flat sat in my own piss. I would find that distressing.

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By *moothdick68Man  over a year ago

Worcester


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

The obituary would read 'she enjoyed life to the max & beyond'x

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By *adshaggersCouple  over a year ago

aldershot

Yep, all the time then I worry that my family have to clear out my stuff and find all my toys and kinky outfits. Oh how their opinion would be altered!!

TrixieMe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

I think this is one of situations usually covered by a "died doing what they loved" quote

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha Hippy this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha Hippy this made me laugh "

I’m not going to lie. I made myself laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"

Someone would do an thread for you.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I have these random thoughts too.

Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug.

I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!

The mind boggles me!!

Jo.Xx

What if they gave you an mri

Oh ffs now you have made it worse!

X-ray machines also!!

Jo.Xx

I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!! "

I imagine a giant human pinball machine. My gosh the racket would be horrific!!

Not to mention the mess!! (Vomit)

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live for such moments.... just to see my pals at the wake explain that one away....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The private Benjamin moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now

Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?

Someone would do an thread for you. "

Aww they would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No but I do worry about my mum clearing out my bedroom drawers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha hippychick, you make me smile. Did it put you off or did you still continue to orgasm?

If you die whilst doing that at least you'd die happy. Would you want your dildo put in your coffin with you, you know, just in case you need it in the 'afterlife'?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing

That’s a scary thought "

It honestly plagues me when they're on tip toes or in heels!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road

LvM"

I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha hippychick, you make me smile. Did it put you off or did you still continue to orgasm?

If you die whilst doing that at least you'd die happy. Would you want your dildo put in your coffin with you, you know, just in case you need it in the 'afterlife'? "

I did carry on .

Ooh, good question

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road

LvM

I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder. "

Back in the dark ages when I was about 18, a guy that worked with me in the pub used to wonder what it would feel like to be stabbed. And what it would feel like to stab someone. He decided to find out

(Yes, he was d*unk at the time)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I do sometimes

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