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The action hero shooting a shotgun one handed.
Someone pulling the grenade pin with their teeth.
Meeting the love of your life in a chance trip half way across the country. |
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"Waking up with a full face of make up and loose waves cascading down your back when you wake up after getting your back blown out the night before. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The action hero shooting a shotgun one handed.
Someone pulling the grenade pin with their teeth.
Meeting the love of your life in a chance trip half way across the country."
There not much kick to a shotgun
Serbu Super shorty comes to mind
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The speed of their Internet when searching for something online. In movies they are already on 20G it seems."
And they never get asked to accept Google terms and conditions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fight scenes - people taking a long nap when they get hit, sometimes long enough to wake up all tied up in a disused factory being interrogated "
That’s real I seen people go out for like 30 to 40 seconds
In fact I seen people being out and getting woke back up up by a fallow on punch
Greg hard vs spivac last night comes to mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just thought of another.. People not locking their fancy cars and it's still there 20 mins later lol"
Locks only keep honest people honest
Check LPL lock pick lawyer on youtube
You come to realise that locks are useless
https://m.youtube.com/c/lockpickinglawyer |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
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"Oh just thought of another.. People not locking their fancy cars and it's still there 20 mins later lol
Locks only keep honest people honest
Check LPL lock pick lawyer on youtube
You come to realise that locks are useless
https://m.youtube.com/c/lockpickinglawyer"
Yeah I know but I can leave my Toyota yaris unlock for 20 mins where I live amd I won't have a steering wheel, car radio of even seats at least and that's me being generous lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh just thought of another.. People not locking their fancy cars and it's still there 20 mins later lol
Locks only keep honest people honest
Check LPL lock pick lawyer on youtube
You come to realise that locks are useless
https://m.youtube.com/c/lockpickinglawyer
Yeah I know but I can leave my Toyota yaris unlock for 20 mins where I live amd I won't have a steering wheel, car radio of even seats at least and that's me being generous lol"
Well yes there is that fact ha ha but I am just saying most locks a 3 year old can open without I key it’s a real eye opener to say the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a fight scene where the hero is outnumbered, all the bad guys are kind enough to attack him one at a time instead of piling on and kicking his head in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ok ,check the timer on your watch when time is of the essence in a movie ..wayyyy longer than the time is in a movie , in other words it's timing is wayyyyy out |
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"Ok ,check the timer on your watch when time is of the essence in a movie ..wayyyy longer than the time is in a movie , in other words it's timing is wayyyyy out "
Dominic Toretto wouldn't have sounded so cool saying "You owe me a 30 second car!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The action hero shooting a shotgun one handed.
Someone pulling the grenade pin with their teeth.
Meeting the love of your life in a chance trip half way across the country."
q lot of shot guns can easily be fired one handed,depending on cartridge of course |
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"Yeah I know but I can leave my Toyota yaris unlock for 20 mins where I live amd I won't have a steering wheel, car radio of even seats at least and that's me being generous lol"
My wife couldn't find her car key the other day, we searched all over the house and couldn't find it. It turned out she'd left it in the car, on the front seat, with the doors unlocked. It had been there for 3 days.
So it's not entirely a movie myth. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Everything needs a blinking red light to prove its working.
Any part of a building can be accessed via air conditioning vents.
Hollywood parking (you can always just pull up outside the building you need)
Extended underwater fight scenes.
Being able to see clearly underwater.
If breakfast has been made nobody will ever eat it.
If you get fired from a job you walk out the building with that one stationery box with a framed picture, sports trophy and potted plant - regardless of the job or how long you have been there.
Shooting an electronic door control panel will either ooen/close or lock the door depending on plot.
A protagonist will always get shot in the love handle area and will carry on until someone points out they have been shot.
Everyone keeps spare car keys under the sun visor.
An old American muscle car will beat a modern tuned supercar, even round corners.
If there is a helicopter, its job is to explode. |
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In action films there’s a shootout but no wandering bystander is shot. Or during a high speed car chase the mum dropping off her kids at school, aren’t killed by some hero cop chasing a drug dealer.
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