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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!
When You said you had Ten inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long!
that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.....
But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream!
should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in your jeans!
Go on now - GO!
Walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't find you out?
don't you know we're only joking when we say Size doesn't count!!
I will servive!
I will servive!
As long as I have batteries, my sex lifes going to thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handfull of Latex!
I will servive!
I will servive!
Hey Hey!!
Earthy X;) |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!
When You said you had Ten inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long!
that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.....
But there you are,
another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream!
should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in your jeans!
Go on now - GO!
Walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't find you out?
don't you know we're only joking when we say Size doesn't count!!
I will servive!
I will servive!
As long as I have batteries, my sex lifes going to thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handfull of Latex!
I will servive!
I will servive!
Hey Hey!!
Earthy X;) "
Excellent, truely excellent..... |
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more rubbish from the pussy posse.LOL.
Sexist crap to demean mankind .We could substitute 10" with tight puss.. hey...we are born with what we got ...whats your excuse for forgetting the pelvic floor exercise ??? ...i can see your need for big cocks tho ....pmsl |
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0
W "
pmsl .. well its there age you know .....
bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0
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pmsl .. well its there age you know .....
bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it "
In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol
W |
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0
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pmsl .. well its there age you know .....
bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it
In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol
W "
hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops |
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0
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pmsl .. well its there age you know .....
bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it
In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol
W
hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops "
oi dont forget the flicks, it used to take a can of hairspray to get my flick just right. Wow betide any guy that came too close. |
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0
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pmsl .. well its there age you know .....
bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it
In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol
W
hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops
oi dont forget the flicks, it used to take a can of hairspray to get my flick just right. Wow betide any guy that came too close."
yeah i love these old fashioned appreciation societies ..lol...the pussy posse do it so well  |
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think you got it wrong posse
At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!
That pussy that you promised me was 2 foot wide
But I always like a challenge and… weeeeeell I am here now
On your knees expectantly like a Frisian cow
And there you are,
2 foot wide,
Too give you any feeling gonna have to crawl inside!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream!
When you said to me Ill sort you out I will make you cream
Ohh no Ive fell…
fell inside!
Whats this! 4 rings and a wristwatch… from a previous ride ,
I can hear someone calling .although it is not clear
he says he’s the doctor who performed her recent smear
We will servive!
We will servive!
As long as she don’t gush , or turn over on her side!
Thank god she has now gone all slack she must be lying on her back
We will servive!
We will servive!
Hey Hey!!
MR X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol
Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P
nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl "
Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol
Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P"
Looking at some of the Fussy Pasty I think he has made a reasonable assumption.............. |
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol
Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P
nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl
Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol "
wouldnt surprise me babe ..lots of friends but no verifications ....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol"
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol
The rest are under the Patio. lol
yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em .....
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I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol
Just for you PD lol X;) xxx |
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"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol
The rest are under the Patio. lol
yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em .....
I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol
Just for you PD lol X;) xxx"
nahhh call yourself black coffee mines with 2 sugars ok .... |
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol"
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it "
Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it
Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)"
Id love a crystal ball xxx |
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it
Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)
Id love a crystal ball xxx"
yeah so you could do what with it ....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it
Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)
Id love a crystal ball xxx"
You should come to my home and admire the clear quartz one I have on my Wiccan Altar. We could both gaze into it and find out PD fate. lol |
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"How did I miss this thread?
Its hilarious
Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx
ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol
What sort of ball we talking about here? lol
its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it
Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)
Id love a crystal ball xxx
You should come to my home and admire the clear quartz one I have on my Wiccan Altar. We could both gaze into it and find out PD fate. lol"
or i could join you and you can both find out yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)
awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then
Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol
playing it safe eh .....pmsl"
As always pmsl |
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)
awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then
Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol
playing it safe eh .....pmsl
As always pmsl"
well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)
awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then
Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol
playing it safe eh .....pmsl
As always pmsl
well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then "
I know exactly whats happening at the weekend and Iv had lots of....experiences
I even know that im going to bed in 5 minutes! spooky I know! |
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)
awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then
Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol
playing it safe eh .....pmsl
As always pmsl
well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then
I know exactly whats happening at the weekend and Iv had lots of....experiences
I even know that im going to bed in 5 minutes! spooky I know!"
bloody hell ....i am amazed .... |
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"You did. lol Your wit, charm ect ect lol :P
Ofcause it would have nothing to do with the thread. lol
X;)"
yeah your right ....couldn't be anything to do with the thread.....thanks EA your actually learning ....)) |
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