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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left
But you’re a woman?"
Yes the question was if we were the last man on earth - so I’d be a man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left
But you’re a woman?
Yes the question was if we were the last man on earth - so I’d be a man"
Silly me I thought it was the last person on Earth, which given the situation in the Ukraine at the moment, is a valid mistake. Apologies but if you still want to fuck me then PM me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’ "
But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll put in my profile:
"First message without a face pic gets an instant block"
"Don't send a pussy pic unless I ask for it. I can't be looking at them with every message I get. I know what a fanny looks like!" |
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"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’
But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!"
Can I keep her to?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’
But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!
Can I keep her to? "
Tuts..........go on then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll put in my profile:
"First message without a face pic gets an instant block"
"Don't send a pussy pic unless I ask for it. I can't be looking at them with every message I get. I know what a fanny looks like!""
Very funny! |
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There's a great but weird book called The Last One at the Party by Bethany Clift that has this as its premise (she stays a woman though, doesn't become a man) and has made me think about the whole scenario slightly differently.
Have animals survived? If so I'd try to release as many as I safely could from the local zoos (lions have had it because I don't like my chances of releasing them and managing to remain uneaten, but the zebras can run free through Chester), break into as many people's homes as I could to let their dogs and cats out, then I'd try to find myself some sort of eco-home with solar power and water treatment in readiness for when the power goes out.
I don't think I'd last long, I haven't the skills to look after myself without the conveniences of modern life! |
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I would get ready for the onslaught of "put my socks in the washing".
No, I would cover a palace, there must a king not using it somewhere, in soft furnishings and animal furs, from animals who had passed not murdered.
Then I would get lots of grapes that could be fed to me.
Then I would open the doors and let my harem in, in various states of undress to lounge around and please me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely "
There would still be women, technically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely
There would still be women, technically. "
Oh I’ll stay in the house then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Travel to Northern Norway and spunk loads of my cum in the ice. I’d use galvanised steel girders from the nearest construction area and drive them to create the shape of a diamond. In the centre would be this ice-cum inside of some kind of weather resistant container. Maybe aliens would be able to recreate us then. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Travel to Northern Norway and spunk loads of my cum in the ice. I’d use galvanised steel girders from the nearest construction area and drive them to create the shape of a diamond. In the centre would be this ice-cum inside of some kind of weather resistant container. Maybe aliens would be able to recreate us then."
This wins the internet |
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"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely
There would still be women, technically. "
It’s interesting how people have read the OP differently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being an introvert I’d see it as my calling to go everywhere I possibly could within any restrictions (air travel etc) no people would be bliss. I just wonder how long I’d take to get lonely
There would still be women, technically.
It’s interesting how people have read the OP differently "
I’m apparently too innocent  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Start making a list of all the straight women I’m going to fuck seeing as there’s no competition left "
Really testing them when they said "Not if you were the last man on Earth" |
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Poul Anderson wrote 'Virgin Planet' on this premise - Spaceman lands on a planet of cloned women. His problems were those who didn't believe him and wanted to kill the imposter, did believe him - but then wanted to cut his knackers off to use them and the very, very small group on the planet who wanted to sleep with him to find out directly.
Not unlike Fab...  |
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"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’
But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!"
she was a bit on the hairy side but fit for a chimp  |
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"I’d get on my horse and ride up to the obligatory semi-destroyed Statue of Liberty laying on a beach before shouting, ‘You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!’
But Chuck had a very attractive bird in tow!she was a bit on the hairy side but fit for a chimp "
His mate Nova (Linda Harrison) was definitely not a chimp and well worth repopulating the planet with! |
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I'd be the only person on the planet that could load a dishwasher properly. 
