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3 year olds. You never know when they'll jump and break your nose, lash out with their sharp dirty nails, or jump on you and all their weight is on their elbow in your ribs. They're fricking deadly and should come with a health warning |
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"3 year olds. You never know when they'll jump and break your nose, lash out with their sharp dirty nails, or jump on you and all their weight is on their elbow in your ribs. They're fricking deadly and should come with a health warning"
Yup if not that then they come at you with their biological warfare....Chickenpox and the shits are popular weapons of choice right now  |
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"Me  
..... but your victims die in ecstasy 
Some do, some escape and some are still locked away 
Ohh locked away you say   "
You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG  |
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"Me
..... but your victims die in ecstasy
Some do, some escape and some are still locked away
Ohh locked away you say
You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG "
Ohhh Dreavus fritzell |
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"Hog. It gave me an incredibly painful burn last year.
Oh for crying out loud. It's the plant hogw.e.e.d but it won't let my type it in full 
Hmm hog"
Well yea the forum filters out the end of the word hogw.e.ed lol |
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"Me
..... but your victims die in ecstasy
Some do, some escape and some are still locked away
Ohh locked away you say
You are welcome in my basement anytime MrG
Ohhh Dreavus fritzell "
But not as creepy, and without the beard  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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Indian Grannies at Tesco. When the yellow sticker machine comes out and some poor sod has to endure the flailing arms for some reduced meat, bread and veggies. Fisticuffs will ensue.
No wonder I've called it 'Fatty Ma's Fight club'
Fatima's Fight Club would work too. |
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