No, I’m not encouraging this highly antisocial behaviour, but let’s be honest, we have surely ALL inadvertently sounded the arse horn in public at some point in our lives, yes?
So…good honest folk: Share your embarrassing stories here.
Rest assured, I’m quite sure that no one here will pass judgment over you nor laugh at your misfortune…….much  |
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I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.
These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).
They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder. |
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"I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.
These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).
They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder."
Ahahaha, that's hilarious! 
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over a year ago
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My mum is dreadful for doing it really loudly in public and walking off leaving the rest of us looking shocked and embarrassed and therefore also guilty. She can let one go anywhere, anytime and sit there looking totally unaware.  |
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You know how sitting down for long journeys can sometimes produce rather painful wind?
Well I got off a train with this some time back and was highly relieved to see that the station was deserted.
With no one around to witness the impending Arse-ageddon, I subsequently cast out the mightiest fart imaginable and felt instantly better…..until that was I turned around a saw a lady had appeared from God only knows where and was standing a mere few feet away from me!!!!
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