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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

perfectly good homemade lasagne like vegetarian mince.

Made my legendary lasagne from scratch last night (not a stealth boast, as it’s the only thing I cook really well ), and could have cried when the taste of soil overpowered all the other tasty flavours.

Bloody teenage girl and her fickle vegetarianism! That’s the last time I’ll be doing that … although to be fair, Quorn crispy nuggets are bloody AWESOME.

Anyway, I digress.

What’s your ‘there’s nothing to ruin a …. like …’?

I get this is a bit random but nevertheless I don’t want to read ‘there’s nothing to ruin Fab like the mention of a random veggie lasagne thread’.

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By *cottieboy123Man  over a year ago

Perth


"perfectly good homemade lasagne like vegetarian mince.

Made my legendary lasagne from scratch last night (not a stealth boast, as it’s the only thing I cook really well ), and could have cried when the taste of soil overpowered all the other tasty flavours.

Bloody teenage girl and her fickle vegetarianism! That’s the last time I’ll be doing that … although to be fair, Quorn crispy nuggets are bloody AWESOME.

Anyway, I digress.

What’s your ‘there’s nothing to ruin a …. like …’?

I get this is a bit random but nevertheless I don’t want to read ‘there’s nothing to ruin Fab like the mention of a random veggie lasagne thread’.

"

Dieu, that's random!

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Nothing to ruin a good drink like a small, stingy, mean measure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Dieu, that's random!"

Totally!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing to ruin a good drink like a small, stingy, mean measure. "

You are NOT wrong there my friend.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Why did it taste like soil? Did you use real vegetables?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing ruins a cuddle like getting a numb arm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curry House's up and down the country passing off what they serve up as food from the sub-continent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why did it taste like soil? Did you use real vegetables? "

Veggie mince just has an odd earthy flavour. Not sure what other vegetables there are than real ones But yes, fresh veggies were used as well.

Most of my diet is veggie, but I don’t really ‘get’ meat replacements.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I HATE veggie mince. We still have normal lasagne and my teen veggie eats something else. She hates it too.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Why did it taste like soil? Did you use real vegetables?

Veggie mince just has an odd earthy flavour. Not sure what other vegetables there are than real ones But yes, fresh veggies were used as well.

Most of my diet is veggie, but I don’t really ‘get’ meat replacements."

Ok thanks that explains it. And yes I meant fresh vegetables. All of mine come out of a tin or a bag in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing ruins a cuddle like getting a numb arm"

Yeah, dead arm is a pain! Dead foot is worse though. I’ve nearly faceplanted myself a few times because of that.

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Nothing to ruin a good drink like a small, stingy, mean measure.

You are NOT wrong there my friend."

I pick my bars, hotels and holiday accordingly. I am not a big drinker but what's the point if you can't taste it. My favourite saying is 'if you are going to be that mean, make mine a treble'. It usually shames them and they stick a little bit more in the glass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing ruins my evening like finding someone has stolen my chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing to ruin a good drink like a small, stingy, mean measure.

You are NOT wrong there my friend.

I pick my bars, hotels and holiday accordingly. I am not a big drinker but what's the point if you can't taste it. My favourite saying is 'if you are going to be that mean, make mine a treble'. It usually shames them and they stick a little bit more in the glass "

Spoken like a true Yorkshire man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dieu, there’s nothing like me to ruin anything cooked from scratch, I usually burn things lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing ruins my evening like finding someone has stolen my chocolate "

Do what I do and find a better hiding place

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dieu, there’s nothing like me to ruin anything cooked from scratch, I usually burn things lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing ruins my evening like finding someone has stolen my chocolate

Do what I do and find a better hiding place "

I did. My kids are cunning thieves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing ruins my evening like finding someone has stolen my chocolate

Do what I do and find a better hiding place

I did. My kids are cunning thieves. "

I once used a sanitary towel packet, and just my luck, one of them was on the blob.

‘Thanks mum, that chocolate was a lovely surprise and just what I needed’.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Nothing ruins a cuppa tea than only having a bloomin Jaffa cake to dunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing ruins a cuppa tea than only having a bloomin Jaffa cake to dunk "

I’m on the Hobnobs now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing ruins a cuppa tea than only having a bloomin Jaffa cake to dunk "

I’m with you there. The flimsy sponge base renders it an inferior dunk anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's nothing to ruin an orgasm like an amazing Domme.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing ruins my evening like finding someone has stolen my chocolate

Do what I do and find a better hiding place

I did. My kids are cunning thieves.

I once used a sanitary towel packet, and just my luck, one of them was on the blob.

‘Thanks mum, that chocolate was a lovely surprise and just what I needed’.

"

Oh FFS. That's an awesome hiding spot! I tried empty frozen wrappers for ice creams. They still found em!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There's nothing to ruin an orgasm like an amazing Domme. "

Shut your mouth, pleb! It’s edging all the way for you from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing to ruin the excitement of getting a new message than realising your membership is due…

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There’s nowt worse to ruin any meal than to add celery to it for me.

Eeee that stuff is evil!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Nothing ruins a cuppa tea than only having a bloomin Jaffa cake to dunk

I’m on the Hobnobs now "

Does that mean you'll change your name to Hobnobs21?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's nothing to ruin an orgasm like an amazing Domme.

Shut your mouth, pleb! It’s edging all the way for you from now on.

"

Easy... I just went over all shivery there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There’s nowt worse to ruin any meal than to add celery to it for me.

Eeee that stuff is evil! "

It’s passable in a soup. But unforgivable in any other context.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"perfectly good homemade lasagne like vegetarian mince.

Made my legendary lasagne from scratch last night (not a stealth boast, as it’s the only thing I cook really well ), and could have cried when the taste of soil overpowered all the other tasty flavours.

Bloody teenage girl and her fickle vegetarianism! That’s the last time I’ll be doing that … although to be fair, Quorn crispy nuggets are bloody AWESOME.

Anyway, I digress.

What’s your ‘there’s nothing to ruin a …. like …’?

I get this is a bit random but nevertheless I don’t want to read ‘there’s nothing to ruin Fab like the mention of a random veggie lasagne thread’.

"

There nothing to ruin a Lasagne thread like a moussaka thread taking centre stage lol Greek v's Italian.....bit like Spartans vs romans

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fighting talk indeed!

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By *cottieboy123Man  over a year ago

Perth


"There’s nowt worse to ruin any meal than to add celery to it for me.

Eeee that stuff is evil!

It’s passable in a soup. But unforgivable in any other context."

Oooh, we are going to fall out, celery in gravy with roasties and Yorkies. . .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poo like the doorbell

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Picnic like rain!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ewww, what evil wrongdoing is this?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ewww, what evil wrongdoing is this?! "

Sorry, that was to Scottyboy.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I thought this was going to be a middle button game. Tried it and came out with absolute nonsense.

So real answer - there's nothing to ruin a sex life like small children.

Good thing they're cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cuteness is their saving grace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is nothing to ruin a good night out with the lads like an angry wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's nothing to ruin a workout like other people being there

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

There's nothing to ruin a quiet me time coffee like bunch weans at lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing ruins the atmosphere more than pulling her knickers down and seeing her cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"perfectly good homemade lasagne like vegetarian mince.

Made my legendary lasagne from scratch last night (not a stealth boast, as it’s the only thing I cook really well ), and could have cried when the taste of soil overpowered all the other tasty flavours.

Bloody teenage girl and her fickle vegetarianism! That’s the last time I’ll be doing that … although to be fair, Quorn crispy nuggets are bloody AWESOME.

Anyway, I digress.

What’s your ‘there’s nothing to ruin a …. like …’?

I get this is a bit random but nevertheless I don’t want to read ‘there’s nothing to ruin Fab like the mention of a random veggie lasagne thread’.

"

I hate quorn mince to be honest, really despise it! X

If I do a veggie lasagna I’m just gonna use actual vegetables rather than the fake meat! A veggie lasagna is pretty tasty (with broccoli, and courgette etc etc)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s nothing worse than finding out freaking parsley hidden in food. Literally disgusting and an awful surprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing ruins a cuddle like getting a numb arm

Yeah, dead arm is a pain! Dead foot is worse though. I’ve nearly faceplanted myself a few times because of that."

Dead foot is a serious sneaky hazard. I fell hard on my hip from this exact thing. I felt so embarrassed even though I was on my own in my kitchen.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"There’s nothing worse than finding out freaking parsley hidden in food. Literally disgusting and an awful surprise "

No, no, no it's not pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There’s nothing worse than finding out freaking parsley hidden in food. Literally disgusting and an awful surprise "

I refer you back to my celery comment

It’s only ever acceptable in a soup.

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Nothing ruins a wank like being told to stop by a police officer

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Your cornetto dripping down your hand on a summers day

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing ruins a wank like being told to stop by a police officer"

What have I told you about the Ann Summers window?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is nothing to ruin a Scottish 6 nations championship like the welsh and Scottish hopes

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"There is nothing to ruin a Scottish 6 nations championship like the welsh and Scottish hopes "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's nothing to ruin a cookie like putting raisins in it

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"There's nothing to ruin a cookie like putting raisins in it "

So true. Why would anyone do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I do agree, but then Sainsbury’s sell bags of chewy oatmeal cookies with raisins in, and they’re pretty lush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is nothing to ruin a Scottish 6 nations championship like the welsh and Scottish hopes

"

Frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's nothing to ruin a cookie like putting raisins in it

So true. Why would anyone do it? "

Because they want to laugh at the poor sods who take a bite thinking it's chocolate chip

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

...spacesuit like a fart...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...spacesuit like a fart..."

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"There is nothing to ruin a Scottish 6 nations championship like the welsh and Scottish hopes

Frustrating "

You are too polite!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why did it taste like soil? Did you use real vegetables?

Veggie mince just has an odd earthy flavour. Not sure what other vegetables there are than real ones But yes, fresh veggies were used as well.

Most of my diet is veggie, but I don’t really ‘get’ meat replacements."

Maybe try tinned lentils instead of fake mince.. Jamie Oliver has a good recipe

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling


"There's nothing to ruin a cookie like putting raisins in it "

I’d go as far as to say, there’s nothing to ruin (anything except a bowl of raisins) like putting raisins in it

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