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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be so proud of my dick walking about with no clothes on ready to shake my dangalingdongding at anyone who looked....
I'd wet willy the dog
I'd take lots of pictures of it from various angles and post on Fab.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would have to windmill it. "
Was waiting for this one!!
But I’d go out on the piss with 20 quid and get absolutely smashed and come home with more money than I left with 
Be nice to have drinks bought for me once |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on public transport & spread my legs open so it would be awkward for the person to sit by me (why do men do this anyways) ? "
Because if our legs are not, our balls would be squished |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go for a run without worrying about my boobs giving me a black eye"
You should fear the your balks hitting against your thigh while walking down the stairs.. not fun |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
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"Go for a run without worrying about my boobs giving me a black eye
You should fear the your balks hitting against your thigh while walking down the stairs.. not fun"
Yep. There's more to chafe.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god, what wouldnt I do. Windmilling would be top, then doing that thrusting thing so your willy slaps your stomach.
A bit more windmilling.
Finish off with putting it in random objects, see what's good. |
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This question came around a long time ago, but my answer is the same.
Engage all 5 senses and experience things from my wife's perspective, since there is a known gender difference in this regard between men and women.
How does her perfume smell to a female ?
How does her favourite meal taste with female taste-buds ?
How does caressing her feel to female hands ?
What do female eyes see in the vibrancy of a picture she likes ?
How does her favourite piece of music sound with female ears ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d wank!
Then what would you do for the other 23 hours, 59 mins, and 30 seconds? "
I’m going to reverse that and ask what I’d do for the other 30 seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d suddenly be stricken with an overwhelming urge to colour coordinate my shoes, handbag and nail polish….  "
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As opposed to now, where they're a little higgledy-piggledy? |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
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"Oh god, what wouldnt I do. Windmilling would be top, then doing that thrusting thing so your willy slaps your stomach.
A bit more windmilling.
Finish off with putting it in random objects, see what's good.
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Sounds like you've already given this some thought. Also worries me you think guys may be doing this. I do like the thrusty thing though  |
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