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Nearest brothel to st Ives?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Please spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What is a brothel?

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Please spill the beans"

Surely you'll do that when you get there ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please spill the beans

Surely you'll do that when you get there ?"

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

If it has 7 bedrooms, speak with the man

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘As I was going to St Ives, I passed a brothel featuring seven wives….’

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

There could be a whole new spin on the rhyme As I was going to St Ives.

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport


"‘As I was going to St Ives, I passed a brothel featuring seven wives….’"

Damn beat me to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please spill the beans

Surely you'll do that when you get there ?"

If I ever get there …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel? "

My great great grandad ran one in London was an illegal gaming house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I misread it. None of my brothers live close to St Ives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it has 7 bedrooms, speak with the man"

Sounds great… il read the bible while waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I misread it. None of my brothers live close to St Ives."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Right now I have beans all over the floor and you can clean them

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"What is a brothel? "

It's a place they make soup, I think.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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My best guess is the nearest brothel to st Ives would probably be Exeter, or Newquay actually

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"My best guess is the nearest brothel to st Ives would probably be Exeter, or Newquay actually"

Or Plymouth, thanks to the Navy.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

He probably means St Ives in Cambs if he’s in Bedford.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think. "

Makes sense I guess lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think. "

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"He probably means St Ives in Cambs if he’s in Bedford. "

You beat me to it.

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"He probably means St Ives in Cambs if he’s in Bedford. "

In that case, Cambridge, thanks to the University.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think.

"

Cock-a-leekie is a soup!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think. "

That makes sense.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"He probably means St Ives in Cambs if he’s in Bedford. "

Ahhhhh well I wasn't even aware there was more than one, in that case feck knows. And to think I was actually googling up options for him too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I met a man with seven wives

Each wife had seven cats

Each cat had seven kits

Kits kats men and wives

Who was going to the brothel at st Ives?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think.

Cock-a-leekie is a soup!"

That really tickled me

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"What is a brothel?

It's a place they make soup, I think.

Cock-a-leekie is a soup!"

And Cullen Skink is treatable with penicillin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I met a man with seven wives

Each wife had seven cats

Each cat had seven kits

Kits kats men and wives

Who was going to the brothel at st Ives?"

Not you because you don't know where it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I met a man with seven wives

Each wife had seven cats

Each cat had seven kits

Kits kats men and wives

Who was going to the brothel at st Ives?

Not you because you don't know where it is. "

Bravo bravo … you win … and receive 1 Smudge point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

St Ives Ball Scrub

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"St Ives Ball Scrub "

That sounds...intriguing lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"St Ives Ball Scrub "

I knew I forgot to buy something today.

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By *akie32Man  over a year ago

winchester

there are plenty of sites that sex workers advertise on, not hard to find

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)  over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds, 15th Mar 25


"there are plenty of sites that sex workers advertise on, not hard to find"

If you read the thread I don't think it was a serious question.....

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Cape Town, South Africa, Nessa's Bar ask for FiFi.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel? "

Well beans have been mentioned so assume it is a bean broth of some kind

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"St Ives Ball Scrub "

Now when I pick anything at work from that range gonna think of balls! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel?

Well beans have been mentioned so assume it is a bean broth of some kind "

Made in a hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel?

Well beans have been mentioned so assume it is a bean broth of some kind

Made in a hot tub. "

Tasty, but afterwards I guess you’re a has bean?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is a brothel?

Well beans have been mentioned so assume it is a bean broth of some kind

Made in a hot tub.

Tasty, but afterwards I guess you’re a has bean? "

At first I felt you may have bean wrong but in heinzsight you may be on to something

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy."

Pollocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks "

I agree, a load of old codswallop

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks "

He owns everything down there doesn’t he?

They even had some of his signature pasties for afters.. x

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks

He owns everything down there doesn’t he?

They even had some of his signature pasties for afters.. x"

You don't want to let the Cornish hear you say that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please spill the beans"

Are you going with 7 wives

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks

He owns everything down there doesn’t he?

They even had some of his signature pasties for afters.. x

You don't want to let the Cornish hear you say that"

Authentic aren’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks

He owns everything down there doesn’t he?

They even had some of his signature pasties for afters.. x

You don't want to let the Cornish hear you say that

Authentic aren’t they?"

Especially the Cornish Republican Army, they hinted they had a suicide bomber about 4 or ( years ago

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"I had great sex in a Cornish brothel. Was owned by Rick Stein so smelt a bit fishy.

Pollocks

He owns everything down there doesn’t he?

They even had some of his signature pasties for afters.. x

You don't want to let the Cornish hear you say that

Authentic aren’t they?

Especially the Cornish Republican Army, they hinted they had a suicide bomber about 4 or ( years ago "

Pilchards everywhere must have been terrified.

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