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"Happy Valentines Day good folks …..Did you happen to know that he was apparently beaten to death with clubs before being beheaded? Ahhh ever the cheerful chappy me " | |||
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"I’m in " Its not an "In", kind of thread, its a "send me your messages and I will post them, annonymously unless otherwise stated" kind of thread | |||
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"Roses are red, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, 'Cos here comes my willy." | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day good folks …..Did you happen to know that he was apparently beaten to death with clubs before being beheaded? Ahhh ever the cheerful chappy me " | |||
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"Do we have to say in or is it a free for all " None of the above, you read the OP and send me your messages to post xx | |||
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" Dieu Roses are red Violets are blue You set all men’s hearts on fire And mine to Hope you get all you want in life Love happiness x " How lovely - a thousand thank yous! Xx | |||
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"Happy Valentine’s to you Tess. Always fun to read these xx" FAF | |||
"Happy Valentine’s to you Tess. Always fun to read these xx FAF " Always | |||
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"Happy Valentine’s to you Tess. Always fun to read these xx FAF Always " I’m ready | |||
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"Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything's red, Shit, my head's bleeding! " | |||
"I'm crap at poems Happy valentine's to you all " Most beautiful Saphire, You are my only desire! Other than Nora, Cheeky, Dieu... Oops... I think I'll retire! | |||
" Dancer36 To the lovely Dancer. Roses are red Would love to see you dance Let's do the 2 step Then I can get in your pants " Best be a good dancer then haven’t you…takes a bit more than that to get in my pants xx | |||
"I'm crap at poems Happy valentine's to you all Most beautiful Saphire, You are my only desire! Other than Nora, Cheeky, Dieu... Oops... I think I'll retire!" How lovely | |||
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"I'm crap at poems Happy valentine's to you all Most beautiful Saphire, You are my only desire! Other than Nora, Cheeky, Dieu... Oops... I think I'll retire!" Well, I’ve had worse ... xx | |||
"I'm crap at poems Happy valentine's to you all Most beautiful Saphire, You are my only desire! Other than Nora, Cheeky, Dieu... Oops... I think I'll retire!" lovely | |||
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"biggest waste of money day ever .... " No money and wasted in bringing this profile pic to you all... and hopefully a smile to your faces! I'll save the roses until later when they are going 3 for £1 | |||
"biggest waste of money day ever .... No money and wasted in bringing this profile pic to you all... and hopefully a smile to your faces! I'll save the roses until later when they are going 3 for £1 " Worth a fab | |||
"biggest waste of money day ever .... No money and wasted in bringing this profile pic to you all... and hopefully a smile to your faces! I'll save the roses until later when they are going 3 for £1 " | |||
" Ravhona My person Ravhona It really was an honour To hold your hand in Love When we noticed that Dove In our happiest place Can’t take my gaze from your face. This weekend spent with my soulmate. Our story really is fate. Thanks x " Wow | |||
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" Dieu The woman we know as Dieu Who posts here for me and for you Had a wonderful smile And a lovely profile Though I wish that she’d suck me off too " | |||
" Dangermouse There is a cool man name of Neil Whose bum holds a certain appeal He does love his duck I'd give him a fuck Now get here 'cos I want a feel " it’s normally me doing the limericks! | |||
" Dieu The woman we know as Dieu Who posts here for me and for you Had a wonderful smile And a lovely profile Though I wish that she’d suck me off too " Wordsworth couldn't hold a candle to you. Magnificent work. | |||
" Sweetboobies Roses are red Tulips are blue Hug cuddle to see you through Spoon and warm bod to make you feel good " Awee, thank you | |||
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" Alwaysready21 Roses are red Violets are blue Come and taste my lips And I'll cum on you " I'll be there as soon as physically possible!!!! | |||
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"I look in your eyes and see the passion you hide The lust and desire you keep locked inside Your ruby red lips and soft silky skin I can here you sigh softly as I slowly skip in…. " Skip in | |||
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"Happy unimaginative,consumerist orientated & entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day." Please keep it nice, this is a lighthearted thread, for those that wish to spread some joy to others. | |||
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" Dancer36 To the lovely Dancer. Roses are red Would love to see you dance Let's do the 2 step Then I can get in your pants Best be a good dancer then haven’t you…takes a bit more than that to get in my pants xx" What if I wiggle my hips a little to show a semblance of rhythm | |||
"Happy unimaginative,consumerist orientated & entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day." MM83 Your post may be joyless But still I love thee | |||
"Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Clintons are making a billion or two." Moon Pig, Moon Pig Flying through the sky I bet your profits today Are really flying high | |||
"Happy unimaginative,consumerist orientated & entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day. Please keep it nice, this is a lighthearted thread, for those that wish to spread some joy to others." Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I’m using my hand, Thinking of you. That seems more apt for Fab | |||
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"To those who NEVER get mentioned in Forum Popularity-Affirming threads I know you never get mentioned in this type of thread But I definitely want to see you, naked in bed Who am I taking about, d’ya need a clue? Why, dear reader, I’m talking about YOU! On popularity-affirming threads you’re always missing But let’s get it on for some fumbles and kissing You’ll always be my Forum number 1, Now roll over while I stick it up your bum! " I'll take this | |||
" TMontana Dear Mr TMontana…I want to eat your banana! That is all xx " Aww well you sure can xx | |||
" Mr Tmontana There was a young hottie named Jack Whom I dream of when on my back His pics they are hot I perve them a lot Now get over here, undo these jeans, and bury your head in my rack " Aw thats lovely I didn’t expect to get anything Thank you to whoever wrote it x | |||
" Sweetboobies I want to lay in your bed, sexy thoughts racing through my head, But tonight the thought of holding you, Under every moonlit lullaby, let stars watch with full glow, As they witness my love for you grow, I don't care what the world has to say, this late night cuddle session, Is only the beginning, Because tonight I'm going to show you, That even with my weakness, I'll protect you through the night, I'll be your dream catcher, Your luck rabbits foot, Chase away the worries of tomorrow, But nothing in this world, Could ever amount to the roaring passion, I could ever feel, When its your heart and soul I cuddle with, Your my yesterday, My every day, The last thing I want to embrace, When I fall asleep thinking of you, Isn't over because I'll hold you, Till the moon and sun decide to collide, I love you like A teddy bear, Theirs nothing this teddy bear loves more, Than loving you. " Oh wow...thank you | |||
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" All the lady’s of fab Roses are red Nutz are round Skirts are up Panties go down Belly to belly Skin to skin When it’s stiff Stick it in x " Wordsworth’s got nothin on you x | |||
" Lana Del Hey Lana Del Hey from Glasgow Whose smile can make a room glow Her tits are massive I wouldn't be passive They would definitely make my cock grow " Woo hoo! Thank you for my totally not begged for rhyme | |||
" TMontana Distance makes the fanny flutters grow stronger To meet you, I can wait no longer We will have our own valentines, let’s not wait forever Save that water, and shower together X " Oh wow thank you let’s not wait any longer message me x | |||
" All the lady’s of fab Roses are red Nutz are round Skirts are up Panties go down Belly to belly Skin to skin When it’s stiff Stick it in x " I felt this, what a beautiful poem | |||
"mixedraceand40 There’s a profile names mixedraceand40 I find her deliciously naughty If I had my own way We’d have sex everyday And then we’d invent more words that rhyme with 40 cos this one’s tough godammit! " I like sex everyday | |||
" All the lady’s of fab Roses are red Nutz are round Skirts are up Panties go down Belly to belly Skin to skin When it’s stiff Stick it in x Wordsworth’s got nothin on you x" I try ! | |||
" All the lady’s of fab Roses are red Nutz are round Skirts are up Panties go down Belly to belly Skin to skin When it’s stiff Stick it in x " | |||
" All the lady’s of fab Roses are red Nutz are round Skirts are up Panties go down Belly to belly Skin to skin When it’s stiff Stick it in x " | |||
" Sweetboobies I want to lay in your bed, sexy thoughts racing through my head, But tonight the thought of holding you, Under every moonlit lullaby, let stars watch with full glow, As they witness my love for you grow, I don't care what the world has to say, this late night cuddle session, Is only the beginning, Because tonight I'm going to show you, That even with my weakness, I'll protect you through the night, I'll be your dream catcher, Your luck rabbits foot, Chase away the worries of tomorrow, But nothing in this world, Could ever amount to the roaring passion, I could ever feel, When its your heart and soul I cuddle with, Your my yesterday, My every day, The last thing I want to embrace, When I fall asleep thinking of you, Isn't over because I'll hold you, Till the moon and sun decide to collide, I love you like A teddy bear, Theirs nothing this teddy bear loves more, Than loving you. Oh wow...thank you " Your welcome. It was a pleasure writing it. | |||
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" Sweetboobies I want to lay in your bed, sexy thoughts racing through my head, But tonight the thought of holding you, Under every moonlit lullaby, let stars watch with full glow, As they witness my love for you grow, I don't care what the world has to say, this late night cuddle session, Is only the beginning, Because tonight I'm going to show you, That even with my weakness, I'll protect you through the night, I'll be your dream catcher, Your luck rabbits foot, Chase away the worries of tomorrow, But nothing in this world, Could ever amount to the roaring passion, I could ever feel, When its your heart and soul I cuddle with, Your my yesterday, My every day, The last thing I want to embrace, When I fall asleep thinking of you, Isn't over because I'll hold you, Till the moon and sun decide to collide, I love you like A teddy bear, Theirs nothing this teddy bear loves more, Than loving you. Oh wow...thank you Your welcome. It was a pleasure writing it." | |||
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" Lady Luck Roses are red Violets are blue You be the six I’ll be the nine Happy Valentine’s Day beautiful x x x x " Aww missed this thank you charmer ha | |||
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