FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > The best way to a women's heart is
The best way to a women's heart is
Jump to: Newest in thread
"….. a new dishwasher for her birthday  I’ll get my coat.
Don't knock it. I got a tumble dryer for my 21st "
We used money gifted for our wedding to buy a washing machine. The machine (and the marriage) are still going strong 13yrs down the line  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Gents, listen to your lady. If she hints to a weekend break and then in passing mentions she likes ducks, don’t dig a pond, fill it with water and stand proudly beside it while the mallards quack contentedly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Through her muff. 100%, if you can make her come repeatedly everytime there's a fantastic percentage chance that she'll be literally putty in your hands  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Two ways apparently.
One is the vein in your left wrist and the other isn't in your left wrist.  "
It's the right wrist. Oops. Hope there are no trainee surgeons on here. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not keen on flowers, unless they are rooted, I love plants.
Something that they know I will love, however small, something they’ve thought about  . "
Snap, rooted flowers the best |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not keen on flowers, unless they are rooted, I love plants.
Something that they know I will love, however small, something they’ve thought about .
Snap, rooted flowers the best "
It’s “here, have some dead flowers” vs “here’s a plant you can nurture and love, and keep for a long time”. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Honestly it’s making them feel secure. Whether that’s through kindness, you being masculine, you giving them things - that all depends on the person. But evolution never lies and it’s making them feel secure. I have zero experience but it’s true. Conversely for getting to guys it’s making them feel wanted or desired. In general of course. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honestly it’s making them feel secure. Whether that’s through kindness, you being masculine, you giving them things - that all depends on the person. But evolution never lies and it’s making them feel secure. I have zero experience but it’s true. Conversely for getting to guys it’s making them feel wanted or desired. In general of course. "
There’s a reason women are stereotyped as being more neurotic and men are stereotyped as being more “dick-waving contest”-y |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Humour Honesty if that fails then Through the rib cage
Humour is also via making them more secure. That’s a perfect example actually "
Because humour is a form of catharsis, it provides relief. Basic motivating factor of all behaviour is striving and seeking blissful release from that striving. An example: being horny, having sex and then orgasm. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Humour Honesty if that fails then Through the rib cage
Humour is also via making them more secure. That’s a perfect example actually
Because humour is a form of catharsis, it provides relief. Basic motivating factor of all behaviour is striving and seeking blissful release from that striving. An example: being horny, having sex and then orgasm. "
Or hunger, searching for food, and then tucking in. More complicated is tragedy: why do people go to the cinema to deliberately feel sad? It’s because it produces catharsis and satisfaction when the tears come streaming out; there it’s more of a side-effect evolutionarily from the same principle of “striving towards”. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Flowers . Ladies in general enjoy flowers . What is your preference ladies .
Do they?some allergic to them... like myself...and I dont like chocolate either I must be an alien
So what would you like?
Raffaellos "
Are those the coconut Ferrero rochers? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
By use of the Y incision and cracking the che………oh hang on, not that kind of route to the heart. Forget I said that will you.
Esso Garage bouquet? Check.
Happy Meal and McFlurry? Check.
Bottle of Babycham? Check
Box of Jonnys? Check.
Boom, I’m good to go. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
 and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities 
Is your bd too today? "
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities
Is your bd too today?
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha "
Mine too Happy Birthday 
Have a cracking one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities
Is your bd too today?
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha
Mine too Happy Birthday
Have a cracking one "
Oh crap really??? Happy bd to you too gorgeous lady
Have an amazing day x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities
Is your bd too today?
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha "
Mine too Happy Birthday
Have a cracking one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities
Is your bd too today?
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha
Mine too Happy Birthday
Have a cracking one
Oh crap really??? Happy bd to you too gorgeous lady
Have an amazing day x"
Aaawww...thanks  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Honesty and orgasms
and you are right
I try haha.
Honesty is key, as is orgasms….both in large quantities
Is your bd too today?
Haha it is my bd today and feeling as young as ever haha
Mine too Happy Birthday
Have a cracking one
Oh crap really??? Happy bd to you too gorgeous lady
Have an amazing day x
Aaawww...thanks "
You are absolutely welcome x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I hate flowers.
Make me smile, bring me wine, and a takeaway, and watch a film with me on the sofa. I'm yours. "
Youn hate flowers??? 
Or someone chopping their heads off just for a romantic gesture? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Genuineness, openness, honesty, kindness.
And humour. So important - with the right guy I could be laughed into bed
Intelligence.
Chocolate."
......makes notes, visits hotel chocolat, buys joke book  x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The best way to my wife’s heart is cheese. She’d do anything for a bit of halloumi
Ditto! I ( the Mrs) halloumi mad!! "
Throw in some mozzarella dippers and I’d actually start to worry that she’d leave me for whoever the buyer is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The best way to my wife’s heart is cheese. She’d do anything for a bit of halloumi
Ditto! I ( the Mrs) halloumi mad!!
Throw in some mozzarella dippers and I’d actually start to worry that she’d leave me for whoever the buyer is "
Hubby says the same!!!! X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
instead! 
C
wrong 
) 