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The reason I am so clever.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I’m a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?"

I read everything you write.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 10/10 on a "know it all" quiz. So, I know everything.

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

I’m the boss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a woman

I noticed.

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By *uminsiderMKMan over a year ago

St Austell

....is because my wife knows everything!

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I go give my brain a chance to think and reevaluate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m mad

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m a woman

No more needs to be said .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?

I read everything you write."

This man is a goddam genius ...... and no wonder !

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I am a mother. So I know nothing. According to my kids

J x

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I am old... I have lived a long and full life, done loads with my time on this earth, met hundreds if not thousands of people, visited so many places, tried so many different things...

still loads to learn though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am old... I have lived a long and full life, done loads with my time on this earth, met hundreds if not thousands of people, visited so many places, tried so many different things...

still loads to learn though"

And yet you cannot do your own bra fastenings. I think Einstein had the same problem.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"I am old... I have lived a long and full life, done loads with my time on this earth, met hundreds if not thousands of people, visited so many places, tried so many different things...

still loads to learn though

And yet you cannot do your own bra fastenings. I think Einstein had the same problem. "

Hahahaha I turn it round

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I wrote the Internet.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am friends with Dave down the pub. He knows everything and has stories to match….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have mastered nodding knowledgeably and hmmmmm ing in a wise manner.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have mastered nodding knowledgeably and hmmmmm ing in a wise manner."

This is a good strategy; also be sure to raise one eyebrow whilst stroking one’s chin whilst doing so for that extra judicious look

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I'm not at all clever lol! But I know what I know! Ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a mother. So I know nothing. According to my kids

J x"

Do you know where the Allen key is for the bed you bought 5 years ago?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I just say

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

I just believe I am. I don't need proof. Proof denies Faith, and Faith can move mountains.

She's a big girl is Faith.

In the beginning was the word, and the internet was created so Fab forumites could show how their words were much bigger or better than others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do Wordle

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By *errocaWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?"

Because my mum said I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I have a man to teach me everything and know my limits.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?"
I read the art of War, 3times (it's a short book) and apply it to everyday life,,

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I listen to what everyone says especially the women. So I must very clever

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Because I maintain a certain level of self education

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A two year old told me so it must be true

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

None…. I’ve forgotten more than I know , but a long time ago I just accepted that I know what I’m doing, even if I don’t, and just do it. It works.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm a redhead

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Because I'm a redhead

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and this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just a very naturally intelligent person with a high level of intelligence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staying humble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the uncany ability to let others believe they are cleverererer than me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?"

I dont need proof, I have faith!

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I have read the whole internet...

What is your proof of expertise in everything ?

I dont need proof, I have faith!

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Is because I am a member of MENSA...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Because I have a man to teach me everything and know my limits."

Here we have a truly wise woman

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I am a mother. So I know nothing. According to my kids

J x

Do you know where the Allen key is for the bed you bought 5 years ago? "

Probably in a bag with all the other Allen keys……

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Because I'm Scottish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in the top 1% of posters on a tech forum on the internet even though I haven’t used it for 5 years…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grannies are always all knowing

They wake up one morning in later life possessing all knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a certificate made of blue card with gold writing and a red ribbon on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who don’t know me….still call me a smart arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a polymath

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'm omniscient

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Because I say what I do

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"I’m a woman

"
i have seen your stunning pics so you will not get any argument from me,,

plus you look like a super model posing for a levi advert..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you

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