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over a year ago
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"If you cross your eyes and the wind blows they'll stay like that.
If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.
There's a bogeyman who lives under the bridge  "
Lying bastards! Everyone knows it's a troll who lives under the bridge!
They are now too busy online saying awful things to people though so at least the goats are safe |
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over a year ago
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My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills 
I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To stay away from bushes because snakes live there maybe but not in UK "
They do!
Saw one when i was walking home from the park when i was younger. Was on the path going into the bush  |
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"My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills
I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed. "
I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.
Was anyone else fed that one? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills
I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.
I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.
Was anyone else fed that one?"
It's not a lie. The female have longer left legs so the can run round the hills and mountains clockwise. The males have longer right legs so they can run anti-clockwise. That is how they meet and procreate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was about 8 my Mum told me the stones for Stonehenge were transported to the site on the backs of the workers. I know it was a lie because when I shouted it out at school everyone laughed! I can still remember! |
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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago
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I didnt know my dad was my step dad untill the age of 30 when i found out and then curiosity got to me and i contacted my bio father .... a 30yr secret and its still something my family dont talk about even though i know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I would make The Virgin Mary cry if I whistled....Catholic girls weren't supposed to whistle apparently.
I'm sure her eyes would be like piss holes in the snow looking at me now! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"To stay away from bushes because snakes live there maybe but not in UK
They do!
Saw one when i was walking home from the park when i was younger. Was on the path going into the bush "
Na that's someone whom had a crush on you |
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When i was really young my nanna used to give me 50p when I ever visited her, and she told me that if i wanted to save it there was a money box in the kitchen cupboard, I was 10 before I realised it was the gas meter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents told me that haggis were real animals and they lived underground like moles but they only live in Scotland. Infact they took me haggis hunting one night on a camping holiday shining a torch at mole hills
I never questioned it until high school when I brought it up in a lesson and everyone laughed.
I was told that the haggis lived on mountain slopes and had longer legs on one side so they could could run round the mountain in a continuous circle while staying level.
Was anyone else fed that one?"
That was literally in The Beano when I was a kid. It was part of a Dennis the Menace strip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do that, it'll make you go blind......
Luckily, I never fell for that old chestnut.
Masturbation hasn’t effected my eyesighhhjy whaghj sooo evvner  "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I didnt know my dad was my step dad untill the age of 30 when i found out and then curiosity got to me and i contacted my bio father .... a 30yr secret and its still something my family dont talk about even though i know"
Wow, that must have been a revelation!! How did you find out? Sorry for being nosey |
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"The wind will change and you'll stay like that" - they thought I was crossing my eyes deliberately, I was 26 when eventually diagnosed with a squint that has buggered the sight in that eye.
"Don't sit on the cold step/storage heater, you'll get piles" - I had no idea what pikes were! |
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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago
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"I didnt know my dad was my step dad untill the age of 30 when i found out and then curiosity got to me and i contacted my bio father .... a 30yr secret and its still something my family dont talk about even though i know
Wow, that must have been a revelation!! How did you find out? Sorry for being nosey "
I found out when my sister found some old paperwork when looking for something else at my moms. I approached my mom about it and my step dad basically told me he would dis own me if i got in contact with the bio so i didnt for a few years but eventually did. But unfortunately its still a subject that isnt talked about at all.... my dad is my dad as far as im concerned he raised me like his own and for that i take my hat off to him and the bio is just the one who didnt raise me. |
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