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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m looking to form a songwriting duo,
I have already written the lyrics for twelve songs that will form the basis of our first album.
Three of them are about dolphins (2
electro-punk. 1 rap).
One of them is about the deceased wrestler Andre The Giant (Ballad).
Eight of them are about Hitler's
decision to attack Russia in 1941 (all
disco).
We just need to put them to music.
I expect the whole process to take us roughly three hours.
If you have any instruments, bring
them with you.
I will ask my cousin, Dave if we can borrow his ukulele.
If he says no, I’ll beatbox instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've already written all of these songs, as Dave will confirm (he will also moan that I still have the ukelele)
Beatboxing it is.
Good stuff.
Also needs more cowbell?"
Not sure cowbells fit the sound I’m trying to achieve.
Think Taylor Swift, underwater. |
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Ive informed my lawyers because that sounds identical to my upcoming concept album recorded in a fish and chip shop on afriday at midnight - you can actually hear the front window crashing in and..:. ‘Bastards!’ If you listen closely. It was originally written for bagpipes …. My lawyers are watching!!!  |
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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago
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I'm really pleased with the Andre piece. It's turned out to be the highpoint of the album, and a serious and complex ode to and reflection of a multifaceted character.
Behemoth, Actor, Lover of Libation - Ballad of Andre the Giant.
Sleeve designers suggesting B.A.L.L.B.A.G for short in the tracklisting |
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May I introduce myself; I am the manager of Itchy Bollocks Records and I am absolutely intrigued by this proposed album.
We have our very own state of the art recording studio in my downstairs toilet including an array of instruments such as kazoos, musical combs and an original stylophone circa 1970.
If you’re interested in signing with us, we’ll even throw you in a Costa gift card  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wrote one called Dolphin Lundgren. It's about a bottle neck dolphin that lost his bottle after losing a boxing match with a kangaroo. His gloves kept falling off so it wasn't really fair.
I can't sing though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stick to guns
I don’t judge your crocks!
Damn right. Leave my pottery alone! "
That’s how not used to typing ‘crocs’ my phone is.
It doesn’t even acknowledge it as a word |
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