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GrumpyFuckNugget Turns 50!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So in true Fab style today is the day everyone that knows of him, has to take a min and pretend they like the man and wish him Happy Birthday!
Or he will throw a strop in true Kevin and Perry style and declare " It's so not fair"!
And because I am one of his good mates (his words not mine) I should say some nice things about him so here goes:
His taller than me.
He has more Grey hair than me.
His old.
Cctv
He waffles on more than most Women do.
He once fell over trying to balance on one foot for a Yoga pose.
He can't drink for shit.
OAP's to the front.
He farts in his sleep.
Jan 2022 he made it happen.
He wears slippers.
He dances like Mr Bean.
He finds it impossible to change a Duvet Cover quickly.
He stole one of my sex toys.
His one of those people that takes your cup away before you've even finished your drink and starts washing it up.
He finds it impossible to sit still and be quiet.
He didn't find it funny when I laughed at him for having to walk 2 miles home because he had a puncture on his bike.
And he never manages to finish a meal without wearing half of it down the front of himself.
I could of given you all some juicy gossip about him, but he would actually brain me if I did so I will end my birthday message to him on a positive note.
Happy Birthday dipshit hope you have a great day and i will see you later on for dinner with the best company ever (me) and be prepared to get absolutely wankered.....
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Firstly ... 50  .
Cheeky Wench haha ...
Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .
It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...
Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th 
See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered  ...
Love ya wench |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Firstly ... 50 .
Cheeky Wench haha ...
Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .
It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...
Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th
See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered ...
Love ya wench "
Someone has to get wankered and it's not going to be me.... |
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"Firstly ... 50 .
Cheeky Wench haha ...
Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .
It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...
Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th
See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered ...
Love ya wench
Someone has to get wankered and it's not going to be me.... "
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Happy birthday peachy bum 
Happy Birthday nobhead! Have an amazing day, so sorry I can’t be celebrating with you later. Loves ya millions 
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