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"Ha ha - I had completely forgotten that word existed; a real blast from the past " | |||
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"Pillock, isn't one used very often these days" Ben called that many times aswell | |||
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"Was called a cockwomble the other day " and was you | |||
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"Pillock, isn't one used very often these days" I love this word | |||
"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word. I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! " | |||
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"Eejit "is that in the Irish dictionary wako | |||
"Eejit is that in the Irish dictionary wako "Scots | |||
"Eejit is that in the Irish dictionary wako
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"Poindexter - it's an old Toejam and Earl reference, which was was a Sega Megadrive game in the early 90's. I still find myself calling my pal a Poindexer if he does something lame, and it always makes us laugh. Simple things and all that." I loved playing Toejam and Earl. If you got to the last planet you could fall off and land on the secret planet and sit in the hot tub with the hula girls. | |||
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"You great big spawny eyed parrot faced wassock. You burk has a nostalgic tinge to it for me. " There is a theme here been called a burk aswell | |||
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"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "A vicar once called me a wazzock in the village hall, still proud of that | |||
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"You great big spawny eyed parrot faced wassock. " Capstick Comes Home - I'll never forget that first day at t'pit. Me an' mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t'snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o' old sacks. Eventually we trudged over t'hill until wi could see t'street light twinklin' in our village. Mi father smiled down at mi through t'icicles hangin' off his nose. "Nearly home now lad", he said. We stumbled into t'house and stood there freezin' cold and tired out, shiverin' and miserable, in front o' t' meagre fire. Any road, mi mam says "Cheer up, lads. I've got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea." Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards 'im by t'throat. "You big fat, idle ugly wart", he said. "You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock." ('E had a way wi words, mi father. He'd bin to college, y'know). "You've been out playin' bingo all afternoon instead o' gettin' some proper snap ready for me an' this lad", he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam. Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone." He were a reyt tater, mi father. He said as 'ow workin' folk should have some dignity an' pride an' self respect, an' as 'ow they should come home to summat warm an' cheerful. An' then he threw mi mam on t'fire. We didn't 'ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes. We med us own fun in them days. Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t'town, buy three new suits an' an ovvercoat, four pair o' good boots, go an' see Frank Randall at t'Palace Theatre, get blind d*unk, 'ave some steak an' chips, bunch o' bananas an' three stone o' monkey nuts an' still 'ave change out of a farthing. We'd lots o' things in them days they 'aven't got today - rickets, diptheria, Hitler and my, we did look well goin' to school wi' no backside in us trousers an' all us little 'eads painted purple because we 'ad ringworm. They don't know they're born today!!! | |||
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"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word. I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! "As a kid, saying jobby or toaly always seemed a bit daring, before learning proper swearwords. My favourite expression of contempt is still 'bawbag'. | |||
"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "I love that word!! That and Dingbat | |||
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"Was called a cockwomble the other day and was you "Probably | |||
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"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word. I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! "Yep definitely the word Jobby, has me giggling everytime! | |||
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"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "I called someone in a thread a wazzock ( I like an old school insult) …. I got 96hrs on the naughty step for it!! True story!!!
P.s …. Also… don’t call someone a tit… or a prize plum either… also 96hr naughty step offences | |||
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"Scuttle. Husband said it the other day. "I'd scuttle you" in a proper northern accent. He's lucky I love him." Aahd scuttle thee too | |||
"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way
I called someone in a thread a wazzock ( I like an old school insult) …. I got 96hrs on the naughty step for it!! True story!!!
P.s …. Also… don’t call someone a tit… or a prize plum either… also 96hr naughty step offences "You must have form, I got less for the c bomb | |||
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